Okay, this is just silly, but I have to share it...

[Bob Schroeck]

... with people who would appreciate it.
On my way to a Panera to get my lunch about two hours ago, I walked by a gourmet grocery that had a sign out on the sidewalk, the kind with the plastic letters you put into the message you want.  And either because of carelessness, or because of someone with a sense of humor similar to mine, it read "CALL US TO PLAN YOUR SUPERB OWL PARTY".
And gods help me, all I could think of was walking in and saying to someone behind a counter, "I have this barn owl that I think is really fantastic, and I'd like to throw a big shindig in its honor..."
(And then running like hell, of course, as fast as my 52-year-old knees would let me.)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Dartz]

Sounds like a right hoot.
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[Bob Schroeck]

Is that even a thing they say in Ireland, Dartz?
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Dartz]

No. I've just been exposed to the internet for far to long.
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[classicdrogn]

Hahahacoughhackwheeze ow dammit, that was hilarious but I have a chest cold. Still worth a smile after catching my breath, though.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Dragonflight]

I'd just admire from a distance. My original single-leg knee sprain became a dual-leg knee sprain (long story) and now I'm taking it real easy while things heal. I'm just glad I borrowed that walker a friend of mine had earlier. I *really* need it now.
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.