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Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-22-2023, 07:54 PM
A fluff thread: Other than the obvious "the malls are packed" and "the calendar says so", what are the more subtle signs that it's almost Christmas?
I'll start the list:
- The VLC Media Player traffic cone is wearing its Santa hat
- CBC Radio has aired The Shepherd
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RE: Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-22-2023, 08:06 PM
I have escaped from work for several weeks and can forget the place even exists.
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RE: Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-22-2023, 09:24 PM
The big box stores have cases of New Year's and Valentine's Day decorations lurking on the ladder-only upper storage shelves
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RE: Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-22-2023, 11:43 PM
The oranges are ripening
Bowl of mikans on the table
The camellias, Christmas cactus, and Japanese pine are in bloom
The fire marshals are counting how many people come in and out of Costco
Video games start singing Christmas carols at me
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RE: Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-23-2023, 01:26 PM
When the customer service smile would be a threat display if the eyes weren't so utterly dead inside
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RE: Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-23-2023, 02:42 PM
My evening commute takes two hours instead of 15 minutes because of the human landfill flooding the local shopping centre just to 'get a few last bits done'
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.
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RE: Signs that it's almost Christmas
12-24-2023, 03:35 AM
When the Moon hits your eye like a big mincemeat pie
When the tree starts to shine like an electric pine
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