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[robkelk]

Well now friends let me tell you about this cat that I once met,
Smooth talker with an export cigarette
I don't believe I ever saw him without a cocktail in his hand
and he always swings hard to the big bad voodoo band!
Now he strolls through the city like a big ol' alley cat,
with his pinstripe suit and a big bad voodoo hat
I don't believe I ever saw him without a kitten on his hand
and he always swings hard to the big bad voodoo band!
Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit
Hey Mr. Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho
I know you got the answers
we all wanna know
Mr. Wingtip Shoes
Hey Mr. Always-on-the-go
Well I know you got the answers
we all wanna know
Yea!
Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit
Hey Mr. Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho
Well I know you got the answers,
we all wanna know
Mr. Wingtip Shoes
Hey Mr. Always-on-the-go
Well I know you got the answers
we all wanna know

Mr. Pinstripe Suit, by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Summons an oracle, who will truthfully answer one question of Doug's about the city that he's currently in. (Maybe not straighforwardly - it's an oracle, after all - but truthfully.) Has no effect in rural areas.
The repeated lyrics "Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit / Hey Mr. Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho", and the fact that this is a blues tune, make it pretty obvious that the aformentioned oracle will look like a well-dressed Cab Calloway...

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Oh, yeah.
Rob, you get the gold star today.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...