Ballroom Blitz - The misfits

[itsune9tl]

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Are you ready, Steve? Aha.
Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
Refrain
Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Refrain
It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz

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An area affect version of Command Word: Attack.
Causes the targeted to attack nearest available target, be it friend, or foe, of said target.
Range 300 feet
Blocked by hard cover.
Targets everyone in front of Doug.
Side effects include;
Turning Doug's (the man in the back) eyes red,
Sexually arrousing one female, of Doug's choice,
who is also rendered immune from attacks.

[Bob Schroeck]

Hmm. I remember having throught of an effect for this song years ago, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. This one will do, now.

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[robkelk]

I would have gone with the obvious "incite a bar fight", myself. Obviously I don't have as much imagination as some folks...
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Herr Bad Moon]

Whether for good or ill, whenever I think of this song I hear the version performed by Tia Carrere in Wayne's World---------------
-Jon
This is ridiculous. You're supposed to be terrors of the sea! You're all a bunch of idiots! You lost your hand in a wheat grass machine, you were in Menudo, and you killed one of the Three Stooges? This is retarded! I'm goin to leave you here to think about what you've done - how you've sullied the pirate name... and to think about how much it doesn't suck to be the King of the Hobo Mafia after all.
King of the Hobo Mafia: Scurvy Dogs#3
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

[Bob Schroeck]

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I would have gone with the obvious "incite a bar fight", myself. Obviously I don't have as much imagination as some folks...

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It could always create the bar and the participants as well.

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...