Yeah. I wasn't really impressed. Will draw Star Sapphire Tomoyo next...
Also, a new snippet of things to come in Fate, which I swear is a chapter or two away from the end...
I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke
Also, a new snippet of things to come in Fate, which I swear is a chapter or two away from the end...
Quote:"... LIVE."--------------------------------------
Kuro felt something slipping itself onto one
of her fingers. Warmth filled her, the warmth of prana, of sunlight
against her skin, of healthy, living flesh. There was a jolt in her
chest as she felt something start to beat again, felt liquid heat
momentarily running down her arms as blood started to flow once more.
She felt her wounds closing, the even lines on her right arm knitting
themselves closed, the torn flesh on her left being covered up,
smoothening. The cold, airy feeling on her chest ceased, the pain there
dwindling into nothing.
Eyes still closed, she raised her left hand,
wrapping it around Illya's waist as she squeezed Illya's fingers with
the other. A low, pleased moan rose from her throat. She opened her
eyes, in time to see Illya's snap open in surprise. Illya's mouth
snapped open, and Kuro took the opportunity to stick in her tongue.
"MMMPHM!" Illya cried, pulling her head back and wiping her mouth frantically, smearing it with more blood. "Kuro?-!"
Kuro grinned. "What's the matter, sis? You seemed just fine corpse-fucking me a second ago."
Illya blushed, but even her indignation couldn't
eclipse her surprise. Kuro reached over and touched her bloody face,
and instantly the blood flaked away, dissolving into dust, leaving
Illya completely clean. Kuro stood, her white capelet fluttering behind
her, looking down at herself, holding her arms out before her.
Her clothes had been bleached from red to brilliant,
glowing white. She could see the shadows behind Illya shifting as Kuro
moved, could see the slight glow surrounding her. Light filled her
mind, and time seemed to grow still.
She knew.
She KNEW.
Forget the war. She had found the Grail. She had found Akasha.
...
It was surprisingly anticlimactic.
Knowledge filled her, random things, pulled out of a
vast sea with no regard to order, significance or use. The Light was
life after all, connecting all life. Connecting to the Root itself.
Words, images, visions filled her, and she knew they were, in some time, in
some place, true. She touched the infinite and, for a heartbeat that
lasted forever, the world around her was peeled back.
"In the last, lorn fight against the fall of long
night, the mountains stand guard and the dead shall be ward, for the
grave is no bar to my call! Spirit of Olivie Segbrecht, I summon you!
ETERNITY!"
Kuro saw a young woman, wearing an apron over a
dark dress, who looked vaguely familiar. A glowing point of orange
light flew to her finger, and her clothes changed. She threw back he
head and laughed, and Kuro felt terror course through her...
"I am not just some woman, fool! I am the daughter of Zeus himself! I am Achilles, the invincible! Fall before my spear!"
Two women held each other in a passionate
embrace. One seemed washed out, her skin and hair pale as if bleached,
with golden eyes. Both of them were Saber...
"Subaru Nakajima of Mid-Childa, there is great hope in your heart... "
Green Lantern-chan stood in an empty void,
surrounded by dozens of strange beings who wore clothes like hers. All
looked at her in terror as she opened her eyes, which glowed with a
sickly golden light. She smiled, and her mouth was lined with long,
pointed teeth...
"I'm not going to be ‘kid' anything anymore! I'm stepping out of your shadow, Wally. From now on, call me Impulse."
A creature seemingly made of crystal
that glowed in shades of pink and violet, looking like some kind of
creature from a Sigourney Weaver movie loomed over a small human form,
clad in black a radiant blue, a halo above her, blue wings
outstretched. She held a pink wand topped with a yellow star in one
hand. They stood before an enormous structure that glowed with power,
surrounded by innumerable beings, all female. Slowly, they knelt before
the one clad in blue...
"The gem was forged in evil's fire,
the gem shall be his portal. He comes to bring, he comes to sire, the
end of all things mortal... "
An older Rin stood, wearing appropriately
Rin-like clothes: high stockings, short skirts, all else window
dressing. She wore a crimson mask, and in her hands she held a crystal
sword that glittered with the colors of the rainbow...
"Krypton Crystal Power, Make UP!"
Illya stood in a dark cave, calmly donning a dark
armor. She was older, her face impassive, almost unreal. The thick,
metal plated suit she wore made her form androgynous. As she covered
her head with a dark helm, the shadows fell away to reveal a stylized
bat on her chest...
"Hiroshima, Nagasaki: RISE!"
A man in full evening dress stood before the dark
figure of a woman with a top hat, his ragged cape fluttering. She held
an enormous scythe in her hands, a lantern of some sort built where
staff and blade met. She held out her hand, and he knelt before her...
"Halt, evil doers! In the name of Olympus, I, Magical Amazon Princess Diana, shall defeat you!"
AngelGARd and a busty, long-haired
girl in a kimono with cat-ears on her head faced each other, blades in
hand, while a teenaged boy and Magus Erebus both tried futilely to
argue with them. In the background, people were setting up chairs and
snacks, and money was changing hands. Kuro was looking particularly
smug as she accepted a lot of money from some rather annoyed-looking
people...
"Khaji-da!"
A dark-skinned warrior stood upon
bloodstained stones, staring down at her hands, her white garments
fluttering around her. She held out a hand, and an enormous white bow
appeared in her outstretched palm. She grinned, and yelled out a
challenge, a sword of light appearing in her other hand. She fired,
then charged forward...
"Good afternoon everyone. I am Colonel Matou Shinji. Welcome to Riot Force 6... "
A plain office door, with plain letters on the frosted glass reading, "Dresden and Prince Investigations"...
"In other news, Joe Quesada has
finally been convicted of Crimes Against Humanity for the storyline
‘One More Day', and has been sentenced to life in basic Creative
Writing courses in a college in Nigeria.
All things that happened to Spiderman during his editorial run have
been rendered null and void and will be ret-conned out in next month's
‘Joe Quesada Never Existed' company-wide crossover-event... "
A man clad in black ran, silver lightning bolts glistening from the sides of his head as a black ring pulsed on his finger...
"Now, feel the power of the Noble Phantasm of the
Tohsaka Clan, Multiple-Dimension Refraction Phenomenon weaponized for
the new age! Jeweled... Sword... CALLANDOR!"
Six women of varying ages stood
together. The tallest, a busty woman with her blue hair in pigtails
stood in the middle, obviously the leader, holding an axe-like staff
with a blue gem in her hands. The others were of varying ages, with
twins with blonde hair who looked ten, a short-haired one who looked
about fourteen, one with a pony-tail who looked twelve, and a dead-eyed
child who looked barely eight. Each wore tight bodysuits, with a roman
numeral at the collar ranging from XIII to XVIII...
"Welcome to the Justice League. I'm
the Flash, and this is Beast Boy. For your final practical exam, you
each need to subdue a Tyrannosaurs Rex by yourself. Begin."
On a battlefield, a lone warrior stood. An
obscene number of ornate weapons– swords, spears, arrows, knives, even
an axe or two– protruded from his bleeding body. His skin was dark, his
hair pale, though he still looked fairly young. His black breastplate
was cracked and broken, and the rest of his clothes was even redder
that usual with his blood. In his hand was a bloody card, the image on
it crisp and clear.
Kuro's mind gasped as she read the card, even
as the light seemed to dim, and she found herself back in her body,
knowledge, the potential for knowledge, singing in her mind. She held out a hand, and an enormous white bow appeared in her hands. She grinned.
"CREEPY PERVERT PRIEST!" she cried. "ROUND TWO!"
A sword of light appeared in her hand, and she
fired. The arrow streaked through the air, but even as it flew Kuro was
charging forward, powering gathering in her hands, envisioning–
Light. Swords filled her mind, hundreds,
thousands, millions of them. She could see them, indistinct, unreal,
yet she knew what they were, what their names were, or could, if she wanted to. Her mind drifted to the sword she saw in her vision, and it was there in her mind, a sword of pure crystal, glittering with the colors of the rainbow, made by... Rin?
She ignored the details, focusing on the image in
her mind. She judged the concept, the structure, the composition. She
imitated the skill, piled on the years upon it, surpassed the process
in which it was made, the steps instinctive to her. The knowledge for
these things came to her mind as she thought them, and the sword
appeared in her hand, perfect in every way, a crystal broadsword. The
sword began to shine as she activated it, infinite prana filling in
from infinite worlds. She held it in both hands, the tip pointed behind
her as she readied it. she set her feet, skidding as she unleashed it's
power.
"Noble Phantasm! JEWELED... SWORD... CALLANDOR!"
Light came forth.
I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke