Stupid dialog, free to a good home

[classicdrogn]

Proprioception and nociception, too. 'd have listed temperature and itchiness separately, but apparently they're rolled in with nociception.

[robkelk]

Yeah. Depending on how one counts, humans might have as many as 11 senses. Six is the minimum.

[Vulpis]

Two I'd have though would have come up easily around here...Common and Humor. ;-)

[classicdrogn]

"The brave die but once; a coward dies a thousand deaths."

"The way you say that it sounds like you think you're insulting me, but all I'm hearing is that running from a fight I can't win means I get nine hundred ninety nine chances to try again."

[robkelk]

"She's, what, fifty feet tall now?"

"We're going to have to start calling her Microha instead of Nanoha, and hope she doesn't keep growing to become Milliha."

"You can go home now."

"No, I can't. She stepped on my house."

[Tennie]

"She's, what, fifty feet tall now?"

"We're going to have to start calling her Microha instead of Nanoha, and hope she doesn't keep growing to become Milliha."

"You can go home now."

"No, I can't. She stepped on my house."

(On the other side of the spectrum...)

"She's smaller than even Reinforce Zwei!"

"Can we call you 'Picoha'?"

[robkelk]

Apollo, no more missions, program's over, oops, out of time,
So tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969.

[robkelk]

"Okay, let's start the personality test. When I say 'twilight sparkle', do you think vampires or little ponies?"

[Ebony]

"Palpatine was wrong. Hate that flows is a wasteful, disorganized torrent, splashing about in an impressive, noisy display, that is ultimately a waste of energy. To be truly powerful, rage and hate must be focused, controlled, and - most importantly - aimed.

It is not a raging lightning storm, to be grounded and deflected. Properly focused hate is a bullet, moving too fast to be avoided."

[robkelk]

"Fullback, halfback, quarterback... Nickelback?"

[classicdrogn]

"Not many people know this, but EARBUD is actually an acronym. It stands for "EARBUDs Are Really Bloody Uncomfortable, Dammit."

[Dartz]

"From the Rivers to the Seas, Bajor shall be free"

(That'll make a few people twitch)

[classicdrogn]

"Lo, for too long hast thou fucked around. Cometh now, the hour thou shalt find out!"

[robkelk]

"The Force is what brings us together today. It surrounds us and penetrates us."

"Oh, kinky!"

"Grow up, Luke."

[robkelk]

Oh, I'm sure that They want you to think that that parrot is just pining for the fnords...

[robkelk]

All lefts unreserved.

[robkelk]

"Nothing says St. Valentine's Day like a massacre."

[classicdrogn]

"The Matrix presented 1999 as the height of human culture and we all laughed, but then the next twenty five years happened and, yeah, maybe the Machines had something..."

[robkelk]

"At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."

"Are there no food banks?" asked Scrooge.

"Plenty of food banks," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the homeless shelters?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The employment agencies and the minimum wage are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

"Both very much so, sir."

"Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I'm very glad to hear it."


– A Christmas Carol, updated