SOTD, 10/13/03 (part I)

[Bob Schroeck]

Unter glieben glauten globen
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice cube
So he bought vanilla ice
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world loves wannabe's
So Hey, hey, do that brand new thing
Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing
-- The Offspring, Pretty Fly For A White Guy
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Bob Schroeck]

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick
So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the mohel and he gets to keep the tip
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shiksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yeah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so verklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Bob Schroeck]

Yes, these are supposed to be in the DW6 area.


-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Valles]

ANGEL 00
Blessed be.
-n
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Bob Schroeck]

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Star Ranger4]

Personally, Suddenly I have this image of Shinji and Gendo, myself."I was an Otaku before those kids came along and changed the meaning of the word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Ebony]

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Yes, these are supposed to be in the DW6 area.

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I have this mental image of Doug quoting Billy Crystal doing his imitation of his grandfather (later developed into Miracle Max in "Princess Bride"):
"Vhat happiness? Ve didn't haf happiness when I was a boy. Ve vere miserable and ve loved it, Goddammit!
No food! Ve ate fur coats and ve loved it, Goddammit!"
Ebony the Black Dragon
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(Such a deal I haf for you, bubi ...)
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Bob Schroeck]

"My father is a schmuck," said Shinji. "A mensch he isn't."
Distressed, Rei held her hands to her breast and closed her eyes. "Oy, I'm verklempt."
"Such a thing about your father, you shouldn't say," Asuka declared, waving her finger in Shinji's face.
Misato gazed straight out of the page at the reader. "Don't look at me, I'm still a shiksa!" she protested.
"Misato, bubeleh," Ritsuko said, sticking her head in-frame. "The rabbi's here."


-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Berk]

That makes my brain hurt.
Ow.

- Grumpy Uncle Gearhead

[Valles]

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Oh, I am broken. ^_^

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That makes my brain hurt.

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*veryveryveryannoyingsingsong* I know something you don't know, I know something you don't know...
Blessed be.
-n
(Bob? You really should.)
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Ace Dreamer]

Are you sure you don't want to throw the "Life of Brian" into this Step?
[grin]
"Great God, Doug!"
"Really, maybe we should worship him, then!" [grin]
--
"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind

[Bob Schroeck]

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(Bob? You really should.)

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Oh, okay, then.
I now announce: DW6: Angel Baby -- the first all-singing, all-dancing Japanese Jewish musical mecha spectacular!
(Excuse me, I must now go somewhere private and injure myself laughing. )

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Star Ranger4]

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"My father is a schmuck," said Shinji. "A mensch he isn't."
Distressed, Rei held her hands to her breast and closed her eyes. "Oy, I'm verklempt."
"Such a thing about your father, you shouldn't say," Asuka declared, waving her finger in Shinji's face.
Misato gazed straight out of the page at the reader. "Don't look at me, I'm still a shiksa!" she protested.
"Misato, bubeleh," Ritsuko said, sticking her head in-frame. "The rabbi's here."

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(sorry to hijack this one, but it seems the best way to prove my case)
Everyone turned to look at Gendo. "Well, if you understand that a Rabbi is not a minister in the conventional sense, but rather a person who has devoted his life to study of certain precepts, and who dispenses judgements in accordence with his understanding of those precepts, then yes, I can be considered a Rabbi."
"He does even have that Kabbalah tree of life painted on the cealing of his office," Ritsuko pointed out helpfully. "The Kabbalah started as a subsect of Judeism."
"You," growled Misato, "Are NOT helping here."
"And your Still a schmuck, Dad""I was an Otaku before those kids came along and changed the meaning of the word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[offsides]

OK Bob, now you have to get DW5 done, so you can get DW6 going so you can post my Omake without it being a spoiler...
Offsides (who has another omake in mind now, if I just get the time to write it...)Drunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At LargeDrunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At Large

[Bob Schroeck]

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OK Bob, now you have to get DW5 done, so you can get DW6 going so you can post my Omake without it being a spoiler...

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Well, Chris and I are hard at work already...

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who has another omake in mind now, if I just get the time to write it...)

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Oh really?

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[offsides]

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Oh really?

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Well, I did at the time, but it seems to have submerged again. Not to worry, this is the second or third time it's popped up, so it's probably just percolating some more...
Offsides
Drunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At Large

[Bob Schroeck]

Take your time. It'll be a little while until 6 starts coming out, after all.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.