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The Imperial Presidency, Part 2
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RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2
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11-06-2025, 02:59 PM
Right after a massive fireball plane crash is a great time to announce that too.
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RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2
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11-06-2025, 03:15 PM
It appears that throwing a sandwich at someone in body armor does not constitute even misdemeanor assault.

And I'm rather scared that I don't have to explain what I'm talking about.
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RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2
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11-06-2025, 04:09 PM
Get it going fast enough, on the other hand...

How fast does a sammich have to go to be lethal?
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RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2
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11-06-2025, 04:19 PM
(11-06-2025, 04:09 PM)Dartz Wrote: Get it going fast enough, on the other hand...

How fast does a sammich have to go to be lethal?

It'd depend on how crusty the bread is.

Alternately, if you put on enough scotch bonnet peppers . . .
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RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2
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11-06-2025, 04:57 PM (This post was last modified: 11-06-2025, 05:06 PM by robkelk.)
(11-06-2025, 03:15 PM)Jinx999 Wrote: And I'm rather scared that I don't have to explain what I'm talking about.

Well, I had to look it up...

Man who threw sandwich at U.S. federal agent found not guilty of assault


(11-06-2025, 04:09 PM)Dartz Wrote: How fast does a sammich have to go to be lethal?

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