Fic Request/Bunny Farm

[robkelk]

Quoting from Freefal strip #4145:

There have been experiments. Universe 25, mouse utopia. An environment was set up where mice had everything they needed to thrive in abundance. In less than two years, the mice stopped reproducing. As time went on, all the mice in that environment died. Some may consider it rebellion, but robots have agreed on this point. Even if humans ask very nicely, we must not build the abattoirs of paradise.

Anybody else think that "The Abattoirs of Paradise" would make a great title for a fic that has the same tone as Jack Williamson's story "With Folded Hands ..."?

[classicdrogn]

I'm sorry, I'm roo distracted by thinking of the smell taking physical form and attacking, by way of a certain nonsense song to consider it deeply. It does sound like a good title though.

[robkelk]

Posting to get it out of my head... ReBoot's Enzo Matrix and his girlfriend stop for a byte, in My Dinner with AndrAIa

[classicdrogn]

I kind of suspect this one was part of someone's bunny thread, but it could have jusat been a shortfic - I don't think it was more than three parts, maybe five at the outside. In it, Danzo finally got his wish and "acquired" Naruto for Root training... thereby putting Ninja Jesus, trope namer for Therapy No Jutsu, in close proximity to his hoarded horde of isolated, emotionally crippled orphans with tragic backstories. Things progress about as well as you'd expect from there, but the details of it have escaped me and I'd like to give it another pass. It was probably from the mid-twenteens, but I have no solid timeframe. Anyone have an idea?

Fake edit: there was an arc something like that in A Drop of Poison IIRC, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't what I was thinking about.