2017-01-02: Greetings from Minnesota!

[Bob Schroeck]

Greetings from Minnesota!
By Robert M. Schroeck with Rob Kelk

Chapter 1: 2017-01-02 8:13 PM UTC to 2017-01-03 4:02 AM UTC

Welcome to the Displacees.yggdrasil message boards
Forum: Pictures
Subforum: Photos
Subject: Greetings from Minnesota!


Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-02 8:13 PM UTC
(Edited by Ruby Rose, 2017-01-02 8:25 PM UTC)

Happy New Year, everyone!

Kris's mom Eleanor has been taking pictures of all of us here at the farm ever since she moved in six weeks ago during that Thanksgiving holiday of yours. (And did I mention that I decided after that *huge* dinner that pumpkin pie with whipped cream is now my second-favorite dessert, right after cookies?) Anyway, Kris puts the pictures she takes up on the farm's server where we can all get at them, and I decided to share them with everyone else at the other residences because some of them are so cute!

I'll start with some of my favorites, and post more every few days. I don't want to overwhelm everyone now!


Talking about cute... Jaune and Pyrrha! Eleanor took this on Thanksgiving, and it wasn't nearly as warm out as you might think from looking at it, but she likes posing people on or near one of the sets of steps up to the porch. (For those of you who haven't been, the house is *huge* -- bigger than our house on Patch -- and we have a *lot* of porch!)



These next couple are from about a month later, after one of the snowstorms. Jaune helped dig us out:



Pyrrha had a little trouble handling the snow and the cold at first, because Mistral's a lot warmer than Minnesota. Kris said the climate of Mistral is supposed to be kind of like your Mediterranean area in a lot of ways? Anyway, when she's bundled up, she can cope with the winter weather:



Blake isn't that happy with the cold, though, no matter how much she bundles up. Sorry, Blake!




And since I've posted one of my team, here's the rest of us.

Don't you dare throw that snowball at me, Yang!



Weiss looking elegant like usual. (I get so jealous sometimes. Then I have a cookie and I'm better.)



And me! Eleanor takes such good pictures of all of us!



I guess it's only fair that I finish up Team JNPR, since I started with Jaune and Pyrrha.

Ren was trying to stay out of the snowball fight, although he was enjoying watching it. Of course, like ten seconds after Eleanor took this, Yang nailed him in the face with a snowball.




And Nora after Yang got *her* with a snowball, too.




EDIT: Oh, I just have to add this one. I talked Weiss into dressing like a farm girl, just for fun. She didn't want to but I pestered her until she did it just to shut me up. Never underestimate the power of persistence! Anyway, I think she looks *so* cute!



Anyway, that's it for this batch. I'll post more in a day or two!

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-02 8:49 PM UTC

Ruby! I told you not to show anyone that picture! You insufferable brat!

Weiss Schnee
Dietmeier Farm, Lake Wobegon, MN
Yes, I live on a farm. No, I am *not* a farmgirl.

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Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom)
2017-01-02 11:12 PM UTC

We've got a lot of people here who need to cheer up. Can we come over and have a snowball fight?

Yes, we know you're huntsmen and huntresses. We have senshi and espers.

Ruiko Saten
Just a normal girl

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Taishi Kuhonbutsu (taishi.kuhonbutsu@dga)
2017-01-02 11:21 PM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Anyway, I think she looks *so* cute!

Cute? Cute? How dare you besmirch this angel! To call her merely "cute" is to describe the sun as a nightlight, to liken a symphony to a doorbell chime, to mistake a rare diamond for common glass. It is a criminal understatement — an act of linguistic larceny that robs splendor of its due.

Such a tragic failure of vocabulary demands corrective action! I shall see to the production of a doujin in her honor — no, an epic! Fifty pages at least, gorgeously inked, lovingly shaded, with rose petals on every page and sparkles in every panel. It will be sold at Comiket to gasps and reverence, and scholars shall debate its symbolism for decades. Only then will justice be done!

Taishi Kuhonbutsu
The Pen Behind the Passion,
Brother 2

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Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-02 11:47 PM UTC

Right.

Ruby, you and I are going to have *words* when I find you.

Weiss Schnee
Dietmeier Farm, Lake Wobegon, MN
Yes, I live on a farm. No, I am *not* a farmgirl.

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Gloria Dinallo (gloria.dinallo@residence51)
2017-01-02 11:51 PM UTC

Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom) said:
> We have senshi and espers.

We have a Hulk.

<waves> Hi, Dr. Banner!

Mrs. Wikstrom is a really good photographer. Do you think she'd be willing to take some pictures of me for the portfolio I'm putting together?

Glo
Telekinetic half-alien former juvenile delinquent, part-time superhero, and future model
I do not look like Courteney Cox. Stop telling me I do.

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 12:36 AM UTC

Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom) said:
> We've got a lot of people here who need to cheer up. Can we come over and have a snowball fight?
> Yes, we know you're huntsmen and huntresses. We have senshi and espers.

Hi, Ruiko! I can't answer for everyone (especially while I'm hiding from Weiss ?) but I'd be happy to! But it'd have to be on Saturday or Sunday, when we don't have school. And you should probably ask Kris, just to be sure.

Would Usagi be coming? It was great to meet her at the Christmas party but I really didn't get to talk to her for very long.

Gloria Dinallo (gloria.dinallo@residence51) said:
> Mrs. Wikstrom is a really good photographer. Do you think she'd be willing to take some pictures of me for the portfolio I'm putting together?

Hi, Glo! Maybe? I don't know. But she has an email address now, Skuld set her up with one just last week -- eleanor.wikstrom@managers.yggdrasil -- you should mail her directly and ask.

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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David Banner (david.banner@residence51)
2017-01-03 1:23 AM UTC

Gloria Dinallo (gloria.dinallo@residence51) said:
> <waves> Hi, Dr. Banner!

And hello to you, Gloria. Do I want to know why I'm being discussed in this thread?

David Banner, M.D., Ph.D. (Genetics), Ph.D. (Biochemistry), Ph.D. (Physics)

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Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 1:43 AM UTC

David Banner (david.banner@residence51) said:
> Do I want to know why I'm being discussed in this thread?

Probably not. I know I wish *I* wasn't.

And Ruby? You do remember we share a bedroom? I *will* find you before the end of the day unless you plan on sleeping in the barn.

Weiss Schnee
Dietmeier Farm, Lake Wobegon, MN
Yes, I live on a farm. No, I am *not* a farmgirl.

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Cameron Frye (cameron.frye@chicago)
2017-01-03 2:02 AM UTC

How can Yang go around in an open coat and a belly shirt in the middle of winter in Minnesota? I mean, Chicago's winters are almost as bad as yours, and no one here would do that.

And those are some weird cuffs on her coat sleeves.

Cameron Frye
Manager, Ben Rose House,
Chicago, IL, USA

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Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish)
2017-01-03 2:27 AM UTC

Taishi Kuhonbutsu (taishi.kuhonbutsu@dga) said:
> How dare you besmirch this angel! To call her merely "cute" is to describe the sun as a nightlight, to liken a symphony to a doorbell chime, to mistake a rare diamond for common glass. It is a criminal understatement — an act of linguistic larceny that robs splendor of its due.

Kuno-baby? Is that you?

Nabiki Tendo
Entrepreneur
If you want it, I can get it.

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Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 2:53 AM UTC

Cameron Frye (cameron.frye@chicago) said:
> How can Yang go around in an open coat and a belly shirt in the middle of winter in Minnesota?

I'm just that hot, Cameron. Maybe too hot for you to handle.

Oh, and those aren't cuffs. That's Ember Celica, my weapon. Never leave home without it!

Yang Xiao Long
I Burn!

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Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom)
2017-01-03 2:54 AM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Would Usagi be coming? It was great to meet her at the Christmas party but I really didn't get to talk to her for very long.

You got to talk to her at the party? I thought she spent the entire party under the mistletoe with Mamoru. (We know he's your boyfriend, girl! Pay some attention to the rest of us!)

Yeah, we'll all come if it's on a Saturday. Except Rob-oji and Hyoga. They say they got enough snow on the solstice.

Ruiko Saten
Just a normal girl

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Taishi Kuhonbutsu (taishi.kuhonbutsu@dga)
2017-01-03 3:10 AM UTC

Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish) said:
> Kuno-baby? Is that you?

I know not this "Kuno-baby" of whom you speak, Ms. Tendo.

Taishi Kuhonbutsu
The Pen Behind the Passion,
Brother 2

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Gloria Dinallo (gloria.dinallo@residence51)
2017-01-03 3:21 AM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> you should mail her directly and ask.

Okay, I'll do that. Thanks!

David Banner (david.banner@residence51) said:
> Do I want to know why I'm being discussed in this thread?

Sorry, Doctor, but Ruiko gave me such a perfect setup for an "Avengers" reference, I couldn't resist!

Glo
Telekinetic half-alien former juvenile delinquent, part-time superhero, and future model
I do not look like Courteney Cox. Stop telling me I do.

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 3:23 AM UTC

Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Oh, and those aren't cuffs. That's Ember Celica, my weapon. Never leave home without it!

I still say shooting down snowballs with it is cheating.

Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom) said:
> You got to talk to her at the party? I thought she spent the entire party under the mistletoe with Mamoru.

Yeah, that's why I didn't get to say anything to her much past "hi!"

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Sasami Masaki (sasami.masaki@masakihome)
2017-01-03 3:29 AM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> And Nora after Yang got *her* with a snowball, too.

Yang hit her hard enough to knock her over? Is she okay?

❤ Sasami Masaki ❤

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Nora Valkyrie (nora.valkyrie@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 3:41 AM UTC

Sasami Masaki (sasami.masaki@masakihome) said:
> Yang hit her hard enough to knock her over? Is she okay?

Nah, I'm fine. I was trying to dodge Yang's throw, and I slipped in the snow. Besides that was more than a week ago, and even if I did get hurt I'd be all healed up now anyway.

But thanks for asking!

Hey, Ruby, you can sleep in our room if you're still hiding from Weiss. We won't snitch!

⚡⚡⚡ NORA! ⚡⚡⚡
Oh, Ren... Boop!

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Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 3:52 AM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> I still say shooting down snowballs with it is cheating.

Shouldn't you be busy hiding from Weiss instead of complaining about a snowball fight a week ago?

Yang Xiao Long
I Burn!

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 4:02 AM UTC

Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Shouldn't you be busy hiding from Weiss instead of complaining about a snowball fight a week ago?

I've got my scroll with me -- I can do both!

Nora Valkyrie (nora.valkyrie@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Hey, Ruby, you can sleep in our room if you're still hiding from Weiss. We won't snitch!

Thanks, Nora, but I'm good. But I wouldn't mind if you wanted to stay between Weiss and me on the way to school tomorrow.

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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[Bob Schroeck]

Chapter 2: 2017-01-03 4:17 AM UTC to 2017-01-04 12:22 AM UTC

Welcome to the Displacees.yggdrasil message boards
Forum: Pictures
Subforum: Photos
Subject: Greetings from Minnesota!

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Ami Mizuno (ami.mizuno@blossom)
2017-01-03 11:14 AM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm) said:
>> Oh, and those aren't cuffs. That's Ember Celica, my weapon. Never leave home without it!
>
> I still say shooting down snowballs with it is cheating.

If we're allowed to use our powers during a snowball fight, that changes everything. "Mercury Snowball Rhapsody", anyone?

Ami Mizuno
I like this video

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Kazuki Sendo (kazuki.sendo@dga)
2017-01-03 11:31 AM UTC

Taishi Kuhonbutsu (taishi.kuhonbutsu@dga) said:
> I shall see to the production of a doujin in her honor — no, an epic! Fifty pages at least, gorgeously inked, lovingly shaded, with rose petals on every page and sparkles in every panel.

What are you volunteering me for this time, Taishi?

I'm sorry about Taishi's... exuberance, Ms. Schnee. I'll try to rein him in.

Kazuki Sendo
Doujin Artist,
Brother 2

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 12:15 PM UTC

Ami Mizuno (ami.mizuno@blossom) said:
> If we're allowed to use our powers during a snowball fight, that changes everything. "Mercury Snowball Rhapsody", anyone?

Look at what you've started, Yang!

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Kurz Weber (kurz.weber@adelaide)
2017-01-03 12:20 PM UTC

So, Ruby... I heard that there's this cute bunny girl living at the Dietmeier farm. Do you have any pictures of her?

Kurz Weber, Sergeant, MITHRIL
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

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Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 12:23 PM UTC

Ami Mizuno (ami.mizuno@blossom) said:
> If we're allowed to use our powers during a snowball fight, that changes everything. "Mercury Snowball Rhapsody", anyone?

Oh, it is *on*.

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Look at what you've started, Yang!

You need to *chill*, sis. Heh. Chill, snowballs...

Yang Xiao Long
I Burn!

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Melissa Mao (melissa.mao@adelaide)
2017-01-03 1:03 PM UTC

Kurz Weber (kurz.weber@adelaide) said:
> So, Ruby... I heard that there's this cute bunny girl living at the Dietmeier farm. Do you have any pictures of her?

Put your tongue back in your mouth, Kurz. She's not the kind of bunny girl you're no doubt imagining.

Melissa Mao, Sergeant, MITHRIL
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

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Ami Mizuno (ami.mizuno@blossom)
2017-01-03 8:11 PM UTC

Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Oh, it is *on*.

Well, then, all that remains is to decide when, and the rules of engagement.

Ami Mizuno
I like this video

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 8:44 PM UTC

I am pretending not to notice that my sister and Sailor Mercury are declaring war on each other. And I thought Ami was the calm, level-headed one! I think Yang corrupts anyone she comes in contact with.

Kurz Weber (kurz.weber@adelaide) said:
> So, Ruby... I heard that there's this cute bunny girl living at the Dietmeier farm. Do you have any pictures of her?

I don't know what kind of bunny girl Melissa *thinks* you're thinking of, but yeah, Velvet is our bunny girl, and she is *adorable*! (But don't tell her I said that, she'll get all embarrassed and hide behind Coco.)

Anyway, now I'm back home from school I'm taking that as my cue to post more pictures, starting with Velvet and Team CFVY!

Here she is just as she realized that Yang was aiming at *her* now.



Yatsuhashi was the only one who could make Yang back off, mainly because he threw these *huge* snowballs.



I'm not sure why we were surprised that Coco took part, but we were. And I knocked her beret off! She was actually a good sport about that.



Here's a nice shot of Fox that Eleanor took the next day.



And now Team SSSN!

Sun told me the part of him that got coldest during that snowball fight was his tail -- it got soaked with melted snow. When we were having hot chocolate later he asked Eleanor if there was any way he could get a sleeve for it and she said she'd ask one of her friends to knit one. Watching her stretching it out so she could measure it was weirdly funny!



Somehow Scarlet managed to avoid getting hit -- not that we didn't try! We voted him the afternoon's master tactician for coming out of the fight the only one of us completely dry.



Sage told me later that he'd never been in a snowball fight before, but he caught on fast!



I think if Neptune could have stayed on the porch, he would have. But Sun dragged him into the yard and later teased him for not knowing what to do about all that frozen water around him.



And just for you, Kurz, a bonus picture of Velvet taken the day after Thanksgiving:



Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Tsubaki Takamura (tsubaki.takamura@teikokukagekidan)
2017-01-03 9:01 PM UTC

Wait, wait, wait! Ruby, what happened with you and Weiss? Don't leave us hanging here, girl! What happened? Did she catch up to you?

Tsubaki Takamura, Lieutenant
Wind Division, Imperial Combat Revue

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Kurz Weber (kurz.weber@adelaide)
2017-01-03 9:22 PM UTC

Mao, you're right, she's not the kind of bunny girl I had in mind, but man, yeah, definitely cute. Velvet, you wouldn't happen to like guys in uniform, would you?

Kurz Weber, Sergeant, MITHRIL
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

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Coco Adel (coco.adel@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 9:54 PM UTC

Kurz Weber (kurz.weber@adelaide) said:
> Velvet, you wouldn't happen to like guys in uniform, would you?

Back off, soldier boy, you've reduced Bun-Bun to blushing stammers.

Coco Adel
Leader, Team CFVY
And if we can't help others, whenever we can, however we can -- then what are we here for?

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Blake Belladonna (blake.belladonna@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 10:12 PM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> I think Yang corrupts anyone she comes in contact with.

I'm doomed. I'm cold and I'm doomed.



Ruby, where *did* you sleep last night? It certainly wasn't in JNPR's room -- I checked while Yang sat on Weiss. I asked Kris if he knew, but he was useless. And Eleanor just smiled *and wouldn't tell me.*

Blake

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 10:27 PM UTC

I don't know if I want to say, Blake. I may need it again.

Yang sat on Weiss? Literally? Did you take pictures? Did Eleanor?

Tsubaki Takamura (tsubaki.takamura@teikokukagekidan) said:
> Ruby, what happened with you and Weiss? Don't leave us hanging here, girl! What happened? Did she catch up to you?

Not yet! Nora and Pyrrha kept her from getting at me on the bus both ways. (They were having fun doing it, too!) I dodged her all day at school (having different classes and lunch periods helped a *lot*). And I used my speed to go *right* to my hiding spot after we got back this afternoon.
We'll see what happens at dinner.

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom)
2017-01-03 10:55 PM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> I am pretending not to notice that my sister and Sailor Mercury are declaring war on each other. And I thought Ami was the calm, level-headed one!

Oh, no, Ami's *never* liked coming second. You should see what she did to a monster who she thought *tied* with her on a test.

Ruiko Saten
Just a normal girl

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Blake Belladonna (blake.belladonna@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 11:02 PM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Yang sat on Weiss? Literally? Did you take pictures? Did Eleanor?





Blake

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Vita (vita@steeple)
2017-01-03 11:21 PM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> And I knocked her beret off! She was actually a good sport about that.

You're lucky *I* wasn't there. Ask Nanoha what happened when she knocked *my* hat off during a fight.

Vita
Knight of the Iron Hammer
The Wolkenritter

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Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 11:37 PM UTC

Blake Belladonna (blake.belladonna@dietmeierfarm) said:
> [image]

I hate you all.

Weiss Schnee
Dietmeier Farm, Lake Wobegon, MN
Yes, I live on a farm. No, I am *not* a farmgirl.

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-03 11:52 PM UTC

Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm) said:
> I hate you all.

How can you say that? You're like a sister to me.

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-04 12:13 AM UTC

Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm) said:
> How can you say that? You're like a sister to me.

I *know* your sister. That's not a compliment!

Weiss Schnee
Dietmeier Farm, Lake Wobegon, MN
Yes, I live on a farm. No, I am *not* a farmgirl.

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Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-04 12:22 AM UTC

Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm) said:
> I *know* your sister. That's not a compliment!

I'm hurt that you would say something like that, Weiss. Truly, deeply hurt.

Yang Xiao Long
I Burn!

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Chapter 3: 2017-01-06 7:51 PM UTC to 2017-01-07 1:12 AM UTC

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Forum: Pictures
Subforum: Photos
Subject: Greetings from Minnesota!

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Suguru Misato (suguru.misato@southdetroit)
2017-01-06 7:51 PM UTC

No way, man. You'd think a girl strong enough to leap thirty feet in the air would be able to knock another girl off her back. Hot as it is, it's got to be staged.

Which, you have to admit, makes it *hotter*, because that means they both *wanted* to do it.

Suguru Misato
Club Lofts

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Toji Suzuhara (toji.suzuhara@santa-rosa)
2017-01-06 8:05 PM UTC

Suguru Misato (suguru.misato@southdetroit) said:
> You'd think a girl strong enough to leap thirty feet in the air would be able to knock another girl off her back. It's got to be staged.

I dunno. Yang's like, half again Weiss's weight at least, and don't leverage somehow matter?

Suguru Misato (suguru.misato@southdetroit) said:
> Which, you have to admit, makes it *hotter*

Can't argue with you there, dude.

Toji Suzuhara
Power Forward, Freshman Basketball Team,
Gulf Breeze High School

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Asuka Soryu (asuka.soryu@santa-rosa)
2017-01-06 8:17 PM UTC

Are you two morons *still* going on about this?

Asuka Soryu
Second Child, NERV
And I beat you, 'cause I'm awesome.

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Mahoro Ando (mahoro@southdetroit)
2017-01-06 8:18 PM UTC

Suguru Misato (suguru.misato@southdetroit) said:
> Which, you gotta admit, makes it *hotter*, because that means they both *wanted* to do it.

Suguru! Stop being perverted!

MAHORO

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Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-06 8:43 PM UTC

Ruby, I blame you for this.

You're going to have to come back to our room *sometime*. You can't have Yang smuggle clean clothes out for you forever.

And when you do...

Weiss Schnee
Dietmeier Farm, Lake Wobegon, MN
Yes, I live on a farm. No, I am *not* a farmgirl.

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Asuka Soryu (asuka.soryu@santa-rosa)
2017-01-06 8:51 PM UTC

I'll belt Toji for you when I see him next, Weiss. Or maybe I'll just tell Hikari and let her deal with the stooge.

You're on your own for the other pervert though.

Asuka Soryu
Second Child, NERV
And I beat you, 'cause I'm awesome.

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Inara Serra (inara.serra@santa-rosa)
2017-01-06 9:17 PM UTC

Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm) said:
> Ruby, I blame you for this.

Oh, dear.

Being Weiss is suffering. This is one of the Four Noble Truths.

Persevere, child, persevere.

Inara Serra
Companion, Counselor, Archery Instructor

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Yang Xiao Long (yang.xiao.long@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-06 9:22 PM UTC

Toji Suzuhara (toji.suzuhara@santa-rosa) said:
> Yang's like, half again Weiss's weight at least

Do you really want me to portal over to Florida, kid? I'm only 135 pounds to Weiss's 102.

And 90% of her jumping is powered by her glyphs. She's not like Ruby, who can drag a giant nevermore up a sheer cliff face by the neck.

Suguru Misato (suguru.misato@southdetroit) said:
> Which, you gotta admit, makes it *hotter*, because that means they both *wanted* to do it.

Sorry, platinum blondes do *not* do it for me. The only time I got off was when I didn't need to sit on Weiss any more.

Weiss Schnee (weiss.schnee@dietmeierfarm) said:
> You can't have Yang smuggle clean clothes out for you forever.

Who says *I'm* the one doing the smuggling?

Yang Xiao Long
I Burn!

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Skuld Ravenhair (skuld@yggdrasil) (Moderator)
2017-01-06 10:37 PM UTC

@Suguru Misato, @Toji Suzuhara, @Kurz Weber, you three are blocked from posting to this thread for the next month. And don't try reposting the posts that I just deleted anywhere outside of the "Coping with Rule 34" forum.

Skuld Ravenhair
Norn of the Future
Leader of the Valkyries
Sysop and moderator

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Tina Foster (tina.foster@venice)
2017-01-06 10:51 PM UTC

Oh for god's sake, this is supposed to be a photo thread. Someone post some freaking pictures!

Tina Foster
Meiritsu University Photography Club member-at-large
Stranded in the USA

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Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom)
2017-01-06 11:03 PM UTC

Tina Foster (tina.foster@venice) said:
> Someone post some freaking pictures!

Since you asked so nicely...

Here's some that Rob-oji took -- he's given me permission to share them in this thread. First up, our team's co-captains practising over at the woods behind the Billings Estate.



Next, our smart girls getting in some practice. Ami's attacking, Kazari's spotting. When I asked Ami whether she was cold wearing just her Senshi uniform, she said she got a lot colder at D-Point. Medical school has been a bad influence on her sense of humour.



Here's one of Rei and Kuroko. I don't know how she manages to stay warm wearing tights instead of slacks in the weather we've been having this week.



Rob-oji got this shot of Mako-chan and Mina-chan stockpiling ammo. Mako-chan said to blame Yatsuhashi for the size of the snowball at the bottom of the stack.



After Chibiusa and Mamoru saw the snowball stack, they decided they wanted to play in the snow instead of fighting. Too bad, because Mamoru-san is really good at throwing things. OTOH, totes adorbs pic. Rob-oji caught the moment when the fourth snowball on the stack fell off.



Our resident Misaka Sisters decided that they wanted to play, too. Niiko (for folks who know of them but don't know them, she's number 10032) had to show off and use the others' vision... and use that big snowball that was set aside for Yatsuhashi. Spoiler alert: It was too big for any of the Misaka Sisters to throw very far. And they're getting good at faking emotions, aren't they?



And, finally, Kasumi and I aren't the best at throwing things. We're just normal girls. Oh, right; Kasumi's living here instead of with the rest of the Tendo family now, so she can get a tuition discount when she goes to university in September. And Rob-oji put me on a Scully Box so we'd look better in the photo.



We'll see you tomorrow!

Ruiko Saten
Just a normal girl

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May Hopkins (may.hopkins@chicago)
2017-01-06 11:25 PM UTC

Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom) said:
> We'll see you tomorrow!

Can't wait to see this. I'm putting my money on Blossom.

"Minnie-May" Hopkins
May wants big boom!

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Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish)
2017-01-07 12:04 AM UTC

May Hopkins (may.hopkins@chicago) said:
> I'm putting my money on Blossom.

Blossom, huh? Bold move. Just remember -- house takes 15%.

All right, snowball degenerates, time to put your money where your mittens are. First shot flies at noon Lake Wobegon time (5 PM UTC) tomorrow, January 7. Betting closes at 11:45 AM sharp, so don't come crying to me if you're stuck in a portal queue and miss out.

Current odds (subject to shift if any of you high rollers decide to get cute in the next 24 hours, or if any more residences decide to join the fun):

Adelaide – 6:1
Anything Goes Cafe – 7:2
Appartements Mont-Royal Sud – 2:1
Aria House – 8:1
Banzai Institute - 5:1
Blossom Apartments – 2:1
Dietmeier Farm – 4:1
Douglass Gardens – 15:2
Gulfside Rest – 12:1
Idaho Springs – 3:1*
Kaluakoi Hotel - 11:1
Masaki Household - 2:1
Okeechobee – 10:1
The Steeple - 5:1
"Independents" (Individual participants from a residence not fielding a team, or ad hoc teams created on the spot) – 25:1

* Odds drop to 1:5 if someone upsets Dr. Banner. This is not a joke. If you want to test it, make sure your next of kin knows where your stash is. And no refunds.

Payouts are parimutuel (learn the term, it'll impress your dates), and final odds will be locked when betting closes. If your team's odds tank between now and then, maybe they should've trained harder.

All bets in person, cash only. No credit, no crypto, no IOUs scribbled on napkins. We have a portal system for a *reason*, people -- use it. Stop by the Café while you're here, grab some dumplings or ramen. (That's a paid plug. You're welcome, Cologne.)

See you in the snow.

Nabiki Tendo
Entrepreneur
If you want it, I can get it.

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Asuka Soryu (asuka.soryu@santa-rosa)
2017-01-07 12:10 AM UTC

Why the hell are we twelve to one?

Asuka Soryu
Second Child, NERV
And I beat you, 'cause I'm awesome.

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Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish)
2017-01-07 12:14 AM UTC

Because they're not letting you bring the Evangelions.

Nabiki Tendo
Entrepreneur
If you want it, I can get it.

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Misato Katsuragi (misato.katsuragi@santa-rosa)
2017-01-07 12:14 PM UTC
(Edited by Misato Katsuragi, 2017-01-07 12:16 PM UTC)

Because you've never seen snow in your life, and wouldn't know what to do with it?

EDIT: Ninja'd, as the kids say in this universe.

Anyway, I won't be participating. I might not even come up to Minnesota -- I got my fill of snow at the South Pole.

Misato Katsuragi
Major, NERV

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Ami Mizuno (ami.mizuno@blossom)
2017-01-07 12:22 AM UTC

Just a reminder, here again are the ground rules that have been set for the snowball fight:

1. Have fun.
   
2. No lethal powers or equipment allowed. "Lethal" is defined by a normal baseline human, without Aura, invulnerability or other enhancement.
   
3. No powers or equipment that melt the snow or otherwise ruin things for the players.
   
4. Teams win, not individuals.
   
5. All "independent" players will be considered members of the same team.
   
6. The fight ends either when only one team is left standing or willing to continue, or at sundown, whichever comes first.
   
7. Deliberately injuring a member of another team or a bystander will result in the disqualification of the one who caused the injury and his entire team.
   
8. All fighting is to immediately pause if an injury is announced, until the injured individual is taken off the field.
   
9. No snow in the house.
   

Ami Mizuno
I like this video

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Sousuke Sagara (sousuke.sagara@adelaide)
2017-01-07 12:39 AM UTC

Ami Mizuno (ami.mizuno@blossom) said:
> No lethal powers or equipment allowed. "Lethal" is defined by a normal baseline human, without Aura, invulnerability or other enhancement.

Please confirm -- only non-lethal ordnance is to be employed on this mission?

Sousuke Sagara, Sergeant, MITHRIL
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

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Kensuke Aida (kensuke.aida@santa-rosa)
2017-01-07 12:51 AM UTC

Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish) said:
> Because they're not letting you bring the Evangelions.

You can't deny that an Evangelion snowball fight would be *awesome*, though.

Kensuke Aida
Military otaku par excellence

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Kaname Chidori (kaname.chidori@adelaide)
2017-01-07 1:03 AM UTC

Sousuke Sagara (sousuke.sagara@adelaide) said:
> Please confirm -- only non-lethal ordnance is to be employed on this mission?

*Snowballs*, Sousuke! *Only* snowballs!

Don't you dare bring something stupid like flash-bang grenades to the snowball fight! Tessa, tell him!

Kaname

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Chapter 4: 2017-01-07 1:12 AM UTC to 2017-01-07 10:51 PM UTC

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Forum: Pictures
Subforum: Photos
Subject: Greetings from Minnesota!

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Teresa Testarossa (tessa@adelaide)
2017-01-07 1:12 AM UTC

Kaname Chidori (kaname.chidori@adelaide) said:
> Tessa, tell him!

Miss Chidori is quite correct, Sergeant. The only ordnance you are to use in tomorrow's conflict will be improvised missiles composed of local snow, loosely packed. Consider this a training exercise, where actual injury to the red team(s) is counterindicated.

Teresa Testarossa, Captain, MITHRIL
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

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Ruby Rose (ruby.rose@dietmeierfarm)
2017-01-07 1:14 AM UTC

Ruiko Saten (ruiko.saten@blossom) said:
> Here's one of Rei and Kuroko.

Looks like Rei let go of that snowball *way* too soon. I hope she throws better tomorrow.

Ruby Rose
"Victory is in a simple soul."
Yeah, no, I don't know what it means either.

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Melissa Mao (melissa.mao@adelaide)
2017-01-07 1:21 AM UTC

Kensuke Aida (kensuke.aida@santa-rosa) said:
> You can't deny that an Evangelion snowball fight would be *awesome*, though.

Little hard on the nearby terrain, though, don't you think?

Melissa Mao, Sergeant, MITHRIL
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

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Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish)
2017-01-07 5:14 PM UTC

It's 45 minutes until zero hour, people, which means you have only 30 minutes left to get your bets in. I'm on site at the Dietmeier farm now -- and indoors, I'm no fool -- so find me there if you still want to place a wager.

The Wikstroms tell me there was a fresh snowfall overnight, so there's plenty of ammunition available.

Nabiki Tendo
Entrepreneur
If you want it, I can get it.

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Nabiki Tendo (nabiki.tendo@antigonish)
2017-01-07 5:46 PM UTC

It's a quarter to noon -- bets are closed. And my older sister bet $10 on "no winner", so I won't get to keep all the money if there's a tie.

Way to spoil my fun, Kasumi.

Nabiki Tendo
Entrepreneur
If you want it, I can get it.

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Miki Kaoru (miki.kaoru@addams-mansion)
2017-01-07 6:06 PM UTC
(Edited by Miki Kaoru, 2017-01-07 6:11 PM UTC)

It's noon and the first snowball was just thrown. I'm watching from the porch of the house (at least for the moment -- it's *very* cold out here) and it's... well, snow is going in every direction, people are screaming and laughing, and unlike any snowball fight I've ever been in there are blasts of light and fire and who knows what else, except that it isn't, or isn't *just*, snow, going every which way.

And there's something blue lurking in the snowbanks that's jumping out at people, clinging to their heads for a moment, then diving back into the snow. I'm not sure what's going on there.

I'm (reluctantly) a spectator and not taking part in the fight because I couldn't talk my sempais into forming a team with me. Utena and Anthy came with me to watch, although I think Utena might have decided to jump into the action as a team of one. Which would be just like her.

EDIT: Mr. Wikstrom just let us know that the photo his mother took of all the participants before they started (she was standing on a ladder so she could get everyone) is now up on the farm's server for everyone to access. Here it is:




Miki Kaoru
Statistician and Squad Leader,
Varsity Fencing Team
The Urban School of San Francisco

Posted from my iPhone

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Lindy Harlaown (lindy.harlaown@steeple)
2017-01-07 6:29 PM UTC
(Edited by Lindy Harlaown, 2017-01-07 6:42 PM UTC)

I've been watching from the farmhouse for the last half-hour and I just have to say, this is not a snowball fight -- this is a snowball *war*, complete with its own war correspondent. Eleanor Wikstrom, the mother of the residence manager, is out there in the middle of the action with her digital camera, getting dangerously close to people doing more than just throwing snow. Doesn't anyone care if she gets hurt? At least she made sure to stay behind Nanoha when she lobbed that "Snowball Breaker" attack.

EDIT: I was just told that Ms. Xiao Long activated Mrs. Wikstrom's Aura -- whatever that means -- several weeks ago, so she's quite a bit tougher than she looks? And supposedly if she does get hurt she'll regenerate, possibly before they can carry her off the field. If it's compatible with magic, I'd like to see about having that done for all our people at the Steeple.

Lindy Harlaown
Admiral, TSAB

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Miki Kaoru (miki.kaoru@addams-mansion)
2017-01-07 7:16 PM UTC

I'm not sure what "activating someone's Aura" actually *is*, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was what gave Mrs. Wikstrom the energy to bound all over the field taking photos for the last hour. She's back inside right now, getting a cup of coffee, but from what I'm overhearing from the kitchen she's planning on going right out again. Mr. Wikstrom is trying to get her to stay inside but she's not having any of that. Something about not having this much fun since she was a little girl and don't you want close-ups of all the action? I don't think Mr. Wikstrom is going to win that argument.

Pretty much the first thing Mrs. Wikstrom did when she got back in was upload the pictures she took to the farm's server. Since I still had the folder open from before, I felt I should go ahead and share a few more of them. Mind you, I don't know who most of these people are, so I can't identify them for you.






















That last one I know from the first post in this thread -- that's Ruby Rose, who lives here at the farm. I haven't seen her here yet, though -- she's apparently still hiding from her roommate Weiss?

Is it just me, or is every displacee girl incredibly pretty? I mean, I'm used to being around pretty girls, what with living in the same house as Utena, Anthy, Wakaba, Nanami, Juri-sempai and of course my sister Kozue. Not to mention Mrs. Addams! But it seems like compared to all the other displacee girls they're the median.

Miki Kaoru
Statistician and Squad Leader,
Varsity Fencing Team
The Urban School of San Francisco

Posted from my iPhone

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Nana Misaka (nana.misaka@blossom)
2017-01-07 7:18 PM UTC

Miki Kaoru (miki.kaoru@addams-mansion) said:
> Is it just me, or is every displacee girl incredibly pretty?

Don't worry, Miki. You're pretty, too.

Nana Misaka
Formerly Misaka 13577
They've given me a name, and taken away my number.

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Jennifer Parker (jennifer.parker@lom)
2017-01-07 7:31 PM UTC

Miki Kaoru (miki.kaoru@addams-mansion) said:
> Mind you, I don't know who most of these people are

I know you were at the Christmas party, Miki, Marty and I met you there. So were most of people in those pictures; surely you must have met at least some of them?

Okay, let me quickly ID everyone for you that I can: The first picture is Nani Pelekai from Hawaii and her little sister Lilo. The next one is Sakura from Venice -- I don't remember her last name, but I remember her magic cards, because she let me look at them (but not touch! I remember, Sakura! ). After that is Kozue Sakaki and Chiho (Or is it Chiyo? I'm not sure) Mihama, also from Venice. The girl in the yellow coat in the next picture is Akane Tendo from Nova Scotia, but I don't recognize the redhead. The next two are Pecos and Big Norse from the Banzai Institute in New Jersey. (That's the only names I ever got for them.) And I'm pretty sure the little girl in the white coat with the gold staff thing is Nanoha Takamachi from Philly.

Jennifer Parker
The blonde one, not the brunette

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Miki Kaoru (miki.kaoru@addams-mansion)
2017-01-07 7:41 PM UTC

Jennifer Parker (jennifer.parker@lom) said:
> Okay, let me quickly ID everyone for you that I can:

Thank you, Jennifer. Now that you've put names to faces, yes, I do remember meeting some of them now. It's just that there's a big difference between what people look like dressed for a formal concert and what they look like dressed to play in the snow. Especially when you've only met some of them once.

Meanwhile, I think we've had our first injury. I've been indoors for a while now, and while I was in the kitchen getting some hot chocolate (Mrs. Wikstrom has recruited some friends of hers from her church to make cocoa and snacks for everyone) I heard an air horn go off. By the time I got back to where I could see the field, they had brought someone in and laid him on a divan in the big sitting room after getting him out of his boots and coat. There's still a small crowd around him, including that Sakura girl, so I haven't done more than just look into the room to see how he's doing.

Nana Misaka (nana.misaka@blossom) said:
> Don't worry, Miki. You're pretty, too.

Thank you, I think?

Miki Kaoru
Statistician and Squad Leader,
Varsity Fencing Team
The Urban School of San Francisco

Posted from my iPhone

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Touya Kinomoto (touya.kinomoto@venice)
2017-01-07 8:12 PM UTC

Ah, that was me, and it was my own damn fault for not paying attention to my surroundings. I was at the edge of the fight, looking for Sakura (my little sister, btw, so her family name is also Kinomoto, Jennifer), when I heard that big guy from Montreal start chanting somewhere behind me:

"I am the flesh and bone of my own snowball.
Ice flows through my body, and frost courses through my blood.
I have created over a thousand snowballs
Unknown to death, nor known to life.
I have withstood frostbite to create thousands of projectiles
And yet, those hands that have braved so much will never hold anything."

I noticed everyone else in the area was running away, and I had just enough time to think, "Oh, crap. That's right, he's from *that* game, isn't he." And just as I did, he finished up with

"So as I pray now, I call forth -- 'Unlimited Snowball Works!'"

And yeah, if you know "Fate/Stay Night", it was pretty much what you'd expect. Except I was trapped in a snow globe when it happened.

Ten minutes later I woke up in the parlor of the farmhouse with hot chocolate being waved under my nose.

I'm okay, really, but that's *more* than enough snowballs for me today.

Touya Kinomoto
I have nothing clever to say here.

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Minami Makimura (minami.makimura@dga)
2017-01-07 8:28 PM UTC

Touya Kinomoto (touya.kinomoto@venice) said:
> "So as I pray now, I call forth -- 'Unlimited Snowball Works!'"

Oh, I got a photo of that!




Minami Makimura
VP/Crisis Manager,
Double Exposure Inc.

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Touya Kinomoto (touya.kinomoto@venice)
2017-01-07 8:42 PM UTC

Minami Makimura (minami.makimura@dga) said:
> [image]

Huh. It seemed a whole lot bigger from the inside.

Touya Kinomoto
I have nothing clever to say here.

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Alice Carroll (alice.carroll@venice)
2017-01-07 9:02 PM UTC

Lindy Harlaown (lindy.harlaown@steeple) said:
> that "Snowball Breaker" attack

Oh, I've seen Nanoha's show -- did she come up with a mega special incantation just for the Snowball Breaker, like Archer did for his Unlimited Snowball Works? I mean, you already knew what it was called, Admiral Harlaown, so she must have been working on it over the last couple days, right?

Alice Carroll
Prima Undine, Aria Company
The "Alice in Wonderland" jokes are mega uncool, okay?

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Lindy Harlaown (lindy.harlaown@steeple)
2017-01-07 9:15 PM UTC

Alice Carroll (alice.carroll@venice) said:
> did she come up with a mega special incantation

Yes, she was in fact working on it for the last few days, and did finally come up with something that made both her and Fate giggle about it for the best part of an afternoon. I'm sure she won't mind if I post it here, as I believe she was somewhat disappointed that only a few people on the field of battle would ever hear it. And I certainly heard it often enough to have it memorized by now: "I summon the white of amusement down upon my opponents. O snow, gather, and become the white which covers everything. Hit them all in a blaze of white! SNOWBALL BREAKER!"

Lindy Harlaown
Admiral, TSAB

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Alice Carroll (alice.carroll@venice)
2017-01-07 9:31 PM UTC

Lindy Harlaown (lindy.harlaown@steeple) said:
> "I summon the white of amusement down upon my opponents. O snow, gather, and become the white which covers everything. Hit them all in a blaze of white! SNOWBALL BREAKER!"

Oh, I love it!

Alice Carroll
Prima Undine, Aria Company
The "Alice in Wonderland" jokes are mega uncool, okay?

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Minami Makimura (minami.makimura@dga)
2017-01-07 9:45 PM UTC

Jennifer Parker (jennifer.parker@lom) said:
> I remember her magic cards

Is it a Standard legal deck or more of a Commander thing?

Minami Makimura
VP/Crisis Manager,
Double Exposure Inc.

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Konata Izumi (konata.izumi@appartements-mont-royal-sud)
2017-01-07 10:15 PM UTC

Minami Makimura (minami.makimura@dga) said:
> Is it a Standard legal deck or more of a Commander thing?

Just what we need in this thread -- geeky gamer jokes.

Konata Izumi
Still waiting for my quest in this world

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Miki Kaoru (miki.kaoru@addams-mansion)
2017-01-07 10:51 PM UTC

The sun's down behind the western treeline and I just heard another air horn. I think it's over.

Most of the participants were still out on the field as recently as fifteen minutes ago. Don't hold me to this, but I don't think *anyone* won.

Miki Kaoru
Statistician and Squad Leader,
Varsity Fencing Team
The Urban School of San Francisco

Posted from my iPhone

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