An Homage In Miniature

[ECSNorway]

I am rolling on the floor laughing my rear off at Hasslefree Miniatures' response to the whole election ruckus.
They have provided us two miniatures with the following flavor text
THE IMMORTAL DRUMPF

15 years after Drumpf
became the leader of the Free World, the planet is in a catastrophic
state. The oceans have run dry, the air is toxic, the bees have died and
we have run out of spray tan.

Maintaining leadership via the simple process of ignoring reality,
Drumpf continues to hold power and in fact has seemingly grown younger,
hairier and more orange than ever.

And of course THE PERENNIAL WARMONGER, DR EVELYN HILL
Leader of the opposition to Drumpf is the seemingly ageless Dr Evelyn Hill.
Never seen without her equally ageless feline, Chairman Meow (Who some
have guessed is just a series of carefully bred identical cats) or her
unchangeable wardrobe.

Hill maintains her base of power from the gigantic nuclear bunker under
Mount Rushmore and rumours persist that she has installed giant lasers
into Washington's eyes.
Any orders placed with Hasslefree within the next 24 hours of #60 or over (VAT and postage inclusive) will receive their choice of one of these miniatures for free.
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.