New "Hellblazer: Hogwart's"!

[Bob Schroeck]

It's not an entire chapter, but Camwyn's been inspired and is writing again. Here are the pieces she's recently made available, in proper order:
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And I will just say this: Constantine meets Harry.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[Rieverre]

I was just bitching and moaning, and whining, to an acquaintance that this thing's been on hiatus for so long.
Ergo: I need to do more bitching and moaning, and whining. It seems to help.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

[Sweno]

oooh, happiness. And Tim/Harry comparisons, more joy.
Off to read 'Books of magic'-Terry
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"in comes a man in cameo with a american flag, because american flags float around in the wilderness." - Mike Keon
Please Remember: People are stupid... Programers are people.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[jpub]

Wow. Now *that's* a DADA teacher.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

[ECSNorway]

"I am here for one reason only: To keep you from getting your arses handed to you."
Mmm. So I wonder how he's going to handle it, now... but I think we'll be filing him with Doug under the "Rename the course 'Offense Against The Dark Arts'" category... --
"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of General Zod has been approved."
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Bob Schroeck]

Okay, so when should we start doing "Thibor, Doug, and Constantine Teach DADA", Shayne?

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[ECSNorway]

Hmm. I need to dig up the scenelet I wrote of Buffy teaching the course, and Harry groaning as he looks at the textbook -- 'US Marine Corps Combat Infantryman's Handbook'.... it begs to be expanded upon.--
"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of General Zod has been approved."
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[jpub]

For the record, BTW, in the HP bit for God's Toy, Paradox *does not* teach DADA. That cliche is right out.
Of course, he *does* get roped into teaching math, physics, chemistry....and sex ed.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

[drakensis]

It is a bit cliche - I did write a few scenes featuring a Muggle hired to teach Muggle Studies, basing the start off John's little sideline in Hellblazer Hogwarts.
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"How many people do you think Voldemort killed?" he asked quietly. "Hundreds? Probably. Thousands? Possibly. If you include those killed by his Death Eaters, certainly thousands." The blond teacher sighed. "That's nothing. Petty. Almost irrelevant. And he was the worst wizard ever to live, the most evil? He was a small-timer. Diet-Evil, just one calorie - not evil enough."
Michael thumbed a switch in his pocket and a small projector cast an image up on the wall. It was a man with a very small black mustache, wearing a muggle costume. "If you asked most muggles who the most evil man ever to live was, they'd probably pick this fellow. He lived about the same time as Grindelwald. He and his minions killed millions of people and for no better reason than Voldemort had. He started a war that killed off something like forty million people. Towards the end of that war entire cities were being blasted apart by weapons that make any spell Voldemort used look like firecrackers."
D for Drakensis

You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.

[jpub]

The running joke for the GT story, other than the muttered epithet "Teenagers", is Paradox's wild rants, including such subjects as:
"Tradition has its place and all, but honestly people, isn't it time you discovered the pen?"
"Who names you people, anyway?" - Including the suggested new name for Draco Malfoy, 'Evil McNastyface'
"What's-His-Nose is a cartoon villian." (And the accompanying "Who wants to be known as a Death Eater, anyway? Sounds like they're necrophiliacs.")
"How can you call yourselves British and not know Monty Python?" (Closely followed by "Monty Python is not a Slytherin Dark Lord, you ignorant twits.")
"I can't believe I just told a bunch of 16-year-olds it's okay to have sex."
"I am *far* too young to be teaching jailbait."--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

[Bob Schroeck]

This one isn't on your site yet, is it, Chris? Because it certainly doesn't sound familiar. Not to mention it sounds hilarious, and I'm sure I'd remember that.
Jailbait? Did you have any particular cast member in mind?

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[zojojojo]

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Jailbait? Did you have any particular cast member in mind?

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have you seen the trailer for the new movie???-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

[jpub]

No, I've only plotted it out. I'm working on it here and there, though.
As for a specific cast member, not really. Another plot point is to set up something that makes Harry and Paradox 'attractive' to 6th & 7th years for a reason their can control and/or particularly want, nor that they would be normally.
Harry's part of that may feature in an unofficial event called "The Great Potter Hunt".--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

[Herr Bad Moon]

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As for a specific cast member, not really. Another plot point is to set up something that makes Harry and Paradox 'attractive' to 6th & 7th years for a reason their can control and/or particularly want, nor that they would be normally.
Harry's part of that may feature in an unofficial event called "The Great Potter Hunt".

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One of the parts in HBP that I found amusing was the rise of Ranma Syndrom at Hogwarts. When the "Hunt" is on, somebody should tell Harry that he's going to have to hide at the bottom of a peet bog until this thing blows over.---------------
Leo: (July 23 - Aug 22)
You'll feel a lot better with warm clothes on your back and food in your stomach, proving that cannibalism has a couple things going for it.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

[Bob Schroeck]

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have you seen the trailer for the new movie???

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Nope, I've actually rather consistently missed it, and I haven't gotten a copy off the net yet. What, have they completely given up on making Emma Watson anything approaching plain?

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[zojojojo]

more or less... but they also show clips from the yule ball...-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

[Rod.H]

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Harry's part of that may feature in an unofficial event called "The Great Potter Hunt".

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One of the parts in HBP that I found amusing was the rise of Ranma Syndrom at Hogwarts. When the "Hunt" is on, somebody should tell Harry that he's going to have to hide at the bottom of a peet bog until this thing blows over.

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How odd you both say that, for apparently Daniel Radcliffe (actor who plays Harry Potter) has apparently been spotted at a local prestigous public boys school by a student from the nearby girls school, who shortly there afterward mobilised a mob from that school for their own private 'Potter hunt'.
--Rod.H