You know... I'm kind of insulted that people are so mocking I didn't think of it being a reference to GunBuster in relation to what I had written...
Which is vague at most. Seriously... Tenten with a scroll full of GunBusters for a MythBuster's fusion? What could they do with much firepower in the
stated fic is a mystery. As I've seen DieBuster... and Gunbuster piece meal its not actually a reference beyond me, so much as one from left field. That
you sent me pictures from GunBuster for a DieBuster reference is icing, annoying icing. I always think of that character as Nine... partially because for
consistancy I'd start thinking of Sailor Moon's 'Mistress 9' as 'Mistress NoNo'... and that way leads to lime flavored, crack fics.
Which may have been were you were going for considering that the posts I was building on involved Tenten kissing 'Buster' for luck before testing
explosives on her. Not that even enough chemical explosives to crack the planet in half would hurt her anyway.
Now, if I was going to do a Naruto/DieBuster fic I'd do it differently. It would start off just post Chunin exam mess where Sasuke and Kakashi are off
trying to nerf his curse seal again. Sakura and Naruto and mabye someone else are off training Tai under Ebisu... which eventually leads to Naruto getting
annoyed an Harem no Jutsuing him. Sakura sucker punches him, sending him off that same cliff that Ero Sennin pushed him off last month. Resulting in a still
girlified Naruto going into his mindscape and discovering not the Kyuubi as expected, but instead a pretty pink haired girl doing something with something
extremely shiny. Who apparently is renting part of Naruto as a safe apartment to hide from that annoying, but ineffectual, incarnation of the Laws of Physics
who hates Nono for carrying around a black hole, turned big bang, she ripped in half and is currently trying to stabalize as jewlery so she can go home and
visit her friends. When asked who is renting out parts of Naruto, she says something about the local Death God and then tell Naruto they'll talk more
later and here is her is her first rent payment. So Sakura who has just realized that she accidently punched Naruto off a cliff for being peverted. She
starts to panic and reacts with relief and utter confusion when NOruto flies out of the chasm wearing a tight outfit and a colored visor. Also her hair is
pink. Noruto's explaination leaves her with the slightly off conclusion, that because Naruto is so empty headed and that the Death God is now renting out
appartment space in his head... just to mock him. That said entity is apparently delusional with reguard to the nature of reality (Astrophysics was not really
covered at the academy, so he is causually mentioning things the science she knows just doesn't), Sakura is confused and decides Naruto got some random
god's insanity manifested in his head or something. She tries not to think about it... but she didn't kill a team mate, and she isn't mad, so its
all good.
Later, Naruto and Sakura explain the cliff and the super mode to Sasuke... who files the info away and later that week invites Sakura to the area around the
cliff on what she thinks is a date... he pushes her into some bushes... and she goes off the cliff backwards. Concidering she was thinking the pushing was him
throwing her to the ground to have his way with her... this comes as a suprise. Then Sasuke heads done the cliff on sloped land to see if he is short one
useless teammate or if she'll gain super powers and not be a complete waste of a party member slot. His cover story as he gets to the bottom and finds her
fine and ranting there... is that you don't get super powers if you don't know your going off the cliff a head of time. (Leaving out te implied
'if you survive'.) This is unexpectedly backed up when they encounter a chunin patrol in the bottom of the chasm. Turns out people keep jumpng into
the chasm as either a method of suicide or to try and get super powers... the bi-weekly patrol is there to check for bodies. They then tells the story of a
Aburma girl who got knocked off the cliff 2 or 3 years ago and managed to get bug related super powers that let her gain wings made of bugs or bugwings on
command (the story is unclear and she can now do both). Oddly the girl had pink hair as well. A extended bit of debate and rumor mongering and its revealed
she originally dyed but her hair, but her hive apparently bit the bullet and altered her so that she'd stop exposing her to the wretched chemical dye. Not
that you can tell with the hoody armor and all. Also, said pink hair dye apparently stemmed back from an incident where Sakura showed the girl up by
correcting her in front of her teammates repeatly and correctly with knowledge bits. No one can tell if she thought pink hair would make her smarter, she
wanted to emulate Saukra and syphon off part of her smarts by proxy, she wished to establish pink hair as a resssive genetic trait of the Aburma and make
Sakura appear a retard in the bloodline sense for not having a hive, if she started that vicous rumour that Ino and Shino squashed about her being forehead
actually being a hive or some combination of the cluster. Meanwhile, Sasuke is doing a happy, victory dance in his head that his BS response was so handily
backed up by random people... Random people and a few noncommital grunts on his part make him look like he actually did the relivant research here and his team
mate is more useful as a double bonus! Sakura is less intrested in him and will take future training more seriously... Score!
What happened is as Ero-Sennin did actually know the 'Cliff of Doom!' is actually just the right amount of creepy and intimidating (darkness, falling
and the walls look covered in teeth), with just a hint of endlessness from the very similar sides that go on for a while. He heard of the Aburma girl and it
was actually pretty safe as a bet, that Naruto'd dig up the kyuubi and get its chakra. Sakura tapped into her inner Sakura and the potential it represents
and the temporary fusion that resulted put her at a level where she should be to enter the chunin exam. It still flattens her reserves and she is still far
less useful than she should have been. She didn't actually do the jumping around and breaking off spikes that finding her standing on a pile of rubble
looked like she did... what she did was kawarmi with random spikes and ride the slick walls for a few seconds, repeatedly. Which is still cool but not what
the chunin think she did. Sasuke himself doesn't actually care, as she sucks less. Naruto reacts by obsessing over it and and yelling at Sasuke a lot.
Then sneaking into his house and dying his hair bright, neon pink... which gets Kiba mocking him... never quite referencing the hair itself. Which leads to a
mildly confused Sasuke raging after Kiba... which goes on for a while until Kiba actually fights him... and ends in Sasuke getting blind sided by a beast
cloned Akumaru with a spinning claw thing attack. Sasuke thinking detactedly that this is rather ironic goes over the other side of the cliff. Kiba thanks
Akumaru and goes after him. Then promptly panics as he realises he just accidently assassinated Sasuke and panicing if the higher ups or the fangirls would
kill him first. Meanwhile Sasuke gets to panicing and receeds into his mind where bizarree things happen and he awakens a previously unknown version of the
Copy Wheel Eye based on legitimate smiting of idiots who then accidently get you killed... This version is unknown as those who get it are usually dead in
seconds. This results in the Copy Wheel burning the Snake out of curse seal and co-opting it. Meaning Sasuke going curse seal level 2 (with dark pink emo
hair, even after the dye wears off) flying up and mauling Kiba and his dog... then he flies off and sees his reflection in some water... Kiba's mocking now
makes actual sense and he uncontiously powers down... only to discover his normal hair is bright neon pink... Emo Meltdown of Doom! ensues.
A few days later Sasuke's hair finally dims to the point he can dye it back. He is keeping his new awesome hat of hair hiding though.... he gets
attacted. Later he totally denies his hair was ever pink and claims the Awesomeness of the hat compelled him to buy it. He then gets the 'Join Sound for
Real Ultimate Power' quest and the events happen as normal. Except that they run into Jonin patrol earily and have to go all over the place to dodge the
next group (those curse seals leave them exausted).... which leads to the Shinkamaru/Tayuya fight happening in a familiar location and Tayuya taking a cliff
dive (Judious Application of Explosive Seals no Jutsu). The other battles are spaced out more and Sasuke still runs off to the 'Valley of the End'...
only he just thought he was close enough and its an Awesomely dramatic place for a fight. Sasuke is most suprised to discover that Naruto goes into a male red
chakra supermode (he was going for Awesome aerial battle type thing to test his reported 'Real Ultimate Powers' on)... the battle end pretty much the
same and Sasuke goes on a extended 'Emo Rant in The Rain'.
Kakashi and Temari (who keeps missing battles as Shinkamaru handled his and was in the middle of nowhere) show up and go to jump Sasuke, who is standing
over a punctured Naruto... they stop when the hear what he is ranting about. Sasuke is ranting about being Out Awesomed (That meltdown gave him a fixation) by
Naruto with the taking a arm through his lung just to missing nin him. About trying to turn himself into a girl for a second super mode... this throws them
both off. They know about the red stuff... but the pink haired flying girl thing is out of left field completely.
After the fact they should end up escourting Sasuke (who won't stop loudly ranting about getting jipped on his free 'Real Ultimate Power' by
lieing snakes) and carrying Naruto back (dropping him off in the hospital)... and then they run into the Chasm Patrol in the mission room. Turns out Tayuya
did the chasm upgrade and use a bigger demon ogre to catch her. She was recovering when the Chasm Patrol showed up and ignored her as alive (after asking if
she got unwillingly and unwittingly tossed in the chasm)... then got distracted by a corpse of a jumper and the ensuing arguement over this awesome Katana he
had that didn't break or scuff even though he landed on it. Bickering ensaes is only broken up when Sasuke swipes said katana as it is 'of a level of
awesome that match my Awesome hat'. Then they see his hat and are drifting between being baffled, annoyed, and agreeing.... which give Iruka enough time
to slip in if there are any other bodies to report and then manages to get rid of these idiots. (Note the hat and katana have the same rarity number so he
isn't actually wrong.)
Sasuke then ends up explaining himself and the pink haired, super girl Naruto... the resulting explaination is so convoluted that they just assign the three
to track down the last Sound nin and then send anyone else that annoys them that day to get involved. Turns out she escapes into a cave that has a portal to
the Netherworld (Nippon Ichi style) and they end up sending in the cliff evolved to track her down. By the time she is found she has not only has conquer a
area and conscripted more ogres (detractors end up as her undead demon summons) and had gone missing nin. Also, by that time Naruto and Company have conquered
the area around the gate and set up a large outpost of Leaf there.
Just for fun... the Chasm Patrol should be reoccurring with random personnel changes... Sometimes they fix the damage to the chasm walls. Ino's team
should keep arguing if they should throw her in and if so if her hair would look better in pink or red. At some point Tayuya should get a certain spider like
Prinny as a pet. Temari should end up with dyed red hair and have Gaara toss her into the chasm... super powers are Awesome birthday present (someone left him
in a room with Sasuke)... he forgot the flying on the fan thing and pouts over how now that she expects it it won't work. The Death God should start
randomly renting space to powerful super natural entities inside Biju carriers... the one tail should keep ending up with Gaara confused over when he became
the appartment of the Real World meets the Odd Couple. It should be aluded that the Narutoverse is the universe created by the Big Bang Nono is holding.
Countered as often as its Confirmed. Tsunade should scan Naruto's girl selves and find out they are actually super powered androids... which is impossible
with the energy he spends changing and ignores the laws of physics to have the happen... which make Naruto mention Nono is dodging the violent incarnation of
the Laws of Physics... which just brings up more questions. Kankuro should be in awe that Naruto can freely turn into the pinical of theoretical
puppeteering... Sasori will start sending Naruto hate mail that bleeds with jelousy. The 3 tails ends up inside Naruto's seal as a result of a Noruto move
involving micro black holes as projectiles. Nono claims it as a lap pet.
The Netherworld is actually the one located between the Narutoverse and the GunBusterverse... which includes a backstory about how they residents banished
those annoying destruction tailed beast to the mortal realm... then discover they kept the alien prinnylike hoards of the things slaughtered by the original
Gunbuster at bay... civilization rebuilt just to get swarmed. This keeps happening... and after Noruto starts offing them the locals start wanting to elect
her Overlord... only all they ever find is Naruto... they don't actually respect him until he goes conter swarm in public sight and/or goes 4 tails on
them. The Kyuubi is quite pleased that its host is effectively taking over the Netherworld and that he occassional offer it thousands of sacifices.
Eventually they should find an entrance to the GunBusterverse and go visit... I'm sure Nono's friends would love a visit from a Naruto shaped
postcard. That and as dead GunBuster characters from both series should be making cameos or joining the Leaf hoard you can have fun with that... also watching
a certain now demon, dead of radiation poisoning guy meeting his still alive human flame is both sweet and amusing to me, if not a bit awkward. Lastly...
image a Netherworld demon trying to comprehend two humans with at least hundreds of Trillions (if not more) of points of Mana Power each.
Which is vague at most. Seriously... Tenten with a scroll full of GunBusters for a MythBuster's fusion? What could they do with much firepower in the
stated fic is a mystery. As I've seen DieBuster... and Gunbuster piece meal its not actually a reference beyond me, so much as one from left field. That
you sent me pictures from GunBuster for a DieBuster reference is icing, annoying icing. I always think of that character as Nine... partially because for
consistancy I'd start thinking of Sailor Moon's 'Mistress 9' as 'Mistress NoNo'... and that way leads to lime flavored, crack fics.
Which may have been were you were going for considering that the posts I was building on involved Tenten kissing 'Buster' for luck before testing
explosives on her. Not that even enough chemical explosives to crack the planet in half would hurt her anyway.
Now, if I was going to do a Naruto/DieBuster fic I'd do it differently. It would start off just post Chunin exam mess where Sasuke and Kakashi are off
trying to nerf his curse seal again. Sakura and Naruto and mabye someone else are off training Tai under Ebisu... which eventually leads to Naruto getting
annoyed an Harem no Jutsuing him. Sakura sucker punches him, sending him off that same cliff that Ero Sennin pushed him off last month. Resulting in a still
girlified Naruto going into his mindscape and discovering not the Kyuubi as expected, but instead a pretty pink haired girl doing something with something
extremely shiny. Who apparently is renting part of Naruto as a safe apartment to hide from that annoying, but ineffectual, incarnation of the Laws of Physics
who hates Nono for carrying around a black hole, turned big bang, she ripped in half and is currently trying to stabalize as jewlery so she can go home and
visit her friends. When asked who is renting out parts of Naruto, she says something about the local Death God and then tell Naruto they'll talk more
later and here is her is her first rent payment. So Sakura who has just realized that she accidently punched Naruto off a cliff for being peverted. She
starts to panic and reacts with relief and utter confusion when NOruto flies out of the chasm wearing a tight outfit and a colored visor. Also her hair is
pink. Noruto's explaination leaves her with the slightly off conclusion, that because Naruto is so empty headed and that the Death God is now renting out
appartment space in his head... just to mock him. That said entity is apparently delusional with reguard to the nature of reality (Astrophysics was not really
covered at the academy, so he is causually mentioning things the science she knows just doesn't), Sakura is confused and decides Naruto got some random
god's insanity manifested in his head or something. She tries not to think about it... but she didn't kill a team mate, and she isn't mad, so its
all good.
Later, Naruto and Sakura explain the cliff and the super mode to Sasuke... who files the info away and later that week invites Sakura to the area around the
cliff on what she thinks is a date... he pushes her into some bushes... and she goes off the cliff backwards. Concidering she was thinking the pushing was him
throwing her to the ground to have his way with her... this comes as a suprise. Then Sasuke heads done the cliff on sloped land to see if he is short one
useless teammate or if she'll gain super powers and not be a complete waste of a party member slot. His cover story as he gets to the bottom and finds her
fine and ranting there... is that you don't get super powers if you don't know your going off the cliff a head of time. (Leaving out te implied
'if you survive'.) This is unexpectedly backed up when they encounter a chunin patrol in the bottom of the chasm. Turns out people keep jumpng into
the chasm as either a method of suicide or to try and get super powers... the bi-weekly patrol is there to check for bodies. They then tells the story of a
Aburma girl who got knocked off the cliff 2 or 3 years ago and managed to get bug related super powers that let her gain wings made of bugs or bugwings on
command (the story is unclear and she can now do both). Oddly the girl had pink hair as well. A extended bit of debate and rumor mongering and its revealed
she originally dyed but her hair, but her hive apparently bit the bullet and altered her so that she'd stop exposing her to the wretched chemical dye. Not
that you can tell with the hoody armor and all. Also, said pink hair dye apparently stemmed back from an incident where Sakura showed the girl up by
correcting her in front of her teammates repeatly and correctly with knowledge bits. No one can tell if she thought pink hair would make her smarter, she
wanted to emulate Saukra and syphon off part of her smarts by proxy, she wished to establish pink hair as a resssive genetic trait of the Aburma and make
Sakura appear a retard in the bloodline sense for not having a hive, if she started that vicous rumour that Ino and Shino squashed about her being forehead
actually being a hive or some combination of the cluster. Meanwhile, Sasuke is doing a happy, victory dance in his head that his BS response was so handily
backed up by random people... Random people and a few noncommital grunts on his part make him look like he actually did the relivant research here and his team
mate is more useful as a double bonus! Sakura is less intrested in him and will take future training more seriously... Score!
What happened is as Ero-Sennin did actually know the 'Cliff of Doom!' is actually just the right amount of creepy and intimidating (darkness, falling
and the walls look covered in teeth), with just a hint of endlessness from the very similar sides that go on for a while. He heard of the Aburma girl and it
was actually pretty safe as a bet, that Naruto'd dig up the kyuubi and get its chakra. Sakura tapped into her inner Sakura and the potential it represents
and the temporary fusion that resulted put her at a level where she should be to enter the chunin exam. It still flattens her reserves and she is still far
less useful than she should have been. She didn't actually do the jumping around and breaking off spikes that finding her standing on a pile of rubble
looked like she did... what she did was kawarmi with random spikes and ride the slick walls for a few seconds, repeatedly. Which is still cool but not what
the chunin think she did. Sasuke himself doesn't actually care, as she sucks less. Naruto reacts by obsessing over it and and yelling at Sasuke a lot.
Then sneaking into his house and dying his hair bright, neon pink... which gets Kiba mocking him... never quite referencing the hair itself. Which leads to a
mildly confused Sasuke raging after Kiba... which goes on for a while until Kiba actually fights him... and ends in Sasuke getting blind sided by a beast
cloned Akumaru with a spinning claw thing attack. Sasuke thinking detactedly that this is rather ironic goes over the other side of the cliff. Kiba thanks
Akumaru and goes after him. Then promptly panics as he realises he just accidently assassinated Sasuke and panicing if the higher ups or the fangirls would
kill him first. Meanwhile Sasuke gets to panicing and receeds into his mind where bizarree things happen and he awakens a previously unknown version of the
Copy Wheel Eye based on legitimate smiting of idiots who then accidently get you killed... This version is unknown as those who get it are usually dead in
seconds. This results in the Copy Wheel burning the Snake out of curse seal and co-opting it. Meaning Sasuke going curse seal level 2 (with dark pink emo
hair, even after the dye wears off) flying up and mauling Kiba and his dog... then he flies off and sees his reflection in some water... Kiba's mocking now
makes actual sense and he uncontiously powers down... only to discover his normal hair is bright neon pink... Emo Meltdown of Doom! ensues.
A few days later Sasuke's hair finally dims to the point he can dye it back. He is keeping his new awesome hat of hair hiding though.... he gets
attacted. Later he totally denies his hair was ever pink and claims the Awesomeness of the hat compelled him to buy it. He then gets the 'Join Sound for
Real Ultimate Power' quest and the events happen as normal. Except that they run into Jonin patrol earily and have to go all over the place to dodge the
next group (those curse seals leave them exausted).... which leads to the Shinkamaru/Tayuya fight happening in a familiar location and Tayuya taking a cliff
dive (Judious Application of Explosive Seals no Jutsu). The other battles are spaced out more and Sasuke still runs off to the 'Valley of the End'...
only he just thought he was close enough and its an Awesomely dramatic place for a fight. Sasuke is most suprised to discover that Naruto goes into a male red
chakra supermode (he was going for Awesome aerial battle type thing to test his reported 'Real Ultimate Powers' on)... the battle end pretty much the
same and Sasuke goes on a extended 'Emo Rant in The Rain'.
Kakashi and Temari (who keeps missing battles as Shinkamaru handled his and was in the middle of nowhere) show up and go to jump Sasuke, who is standing
over a punctured Naruto... they stop when the hear what he is ranting about. Sasuke is ranting about being Out Awesomed (That meltdown gave him a fixation) by
Naruto with the taking a arm through his lung just to missing nin him. About trying to turn himself into a girl for a second super mode... this throws them
both off. They know about the red stuff... but the pink haired flying girl thing is out of left field completely.
After the fact they should end up escourting Sasuke (who won't stop loudly ranting about getting jipped on his free 'Real Ultimate Power' by
lieing snakes) and carrying Naruto back (dropping him off in the hospital)... and then they run into the Chasm Patrol in the mission room. Turns out Tayuya
did the chasm upgrade and use a bigger demon ogre to catch her. She was recovering when the Chasm Patrol showed up and ignored her as alive (after asking if
she got unwillingly and unwittingly tossed in the chasm)... then got distracted by a corpse of a jumper and the ensuing arguement over this awesome Katana he
had that didn't break or scuff even though he landed on it. Bickering ensaes is only broken up when Sasuke swipes said katana as it is 'of a level of
awesome that match my Awesome hat'. Then they see his hat and are drifting between being baffled, annoyed, and agreeing.... which give Iruka enough time
to slip in if there are any other bodies to report and then manages to get rid of these idiots. (Note the hat and katana have the same rarity number so he
isn't actually wrong.)
Sasuke then ends up explaining himself and the pink haired, super girl Naruto... the resulting explaination is so convoluted that they just assign the three
to track down the last Sound nin and then send anyone else that annoys them that day to get involved. Turns out she escapes into a cave that has a portal to
the Netherworld (Nippon Ichi style) and they end up sending in the cliff evolved to track her down. By the time she is found she has not only has conquer a
area and conscripted more ogres (detractors end up as her undead demon summons) and had gone missing nin. Also, by that time Naruto and Company have conquered
the area around the gate and set up a large outpost of Leaf there.
Just for fun... the Chasm Patrol should be reoccurring with random personnel changes... Sometimes they fix the damage to the chasm walls. Ino's team
should keep arguing if they should throw her in and if so if her hair would look better in pink or red. At some point Tayuya should get a certain spider like
Prinny as a pet. Temari should end up with dyed red hair and have Gaara toss her into the chasm... super powers are Awesome birthday present (someone left him
in a room with Sasuke)... he forgot the flying on the fan thing and pouts over how now that she expects it it won't work. The Death God should start
randomly renting space to powerful super natural entities inside Biju carriers... the one tail should keep ending up with Gaara confused over when he became
the appartment of the Real World meets the Odd Couple. It should be aluded that the Narutoverse is the universe created by the Big Bang Nono is holding.
Countered as often as its Confirmed. Tsunade should scan Naruto's girl selves and find out they are actually super powered androids... which is impossible
with the energy he spends changing and ignores the laws of physics to have the happen... which make Naruto mention Nono is dodging the violent incarnation of
the Laws of Physics... which just brings up more questions. Kankuro should be in awe that Naruto can freely turn into the pinical of theoretical
puppeteering... Sasori will start sending Naruto hate mail that bleeds with jelousy. The 3 tails ends up inside Naruto's seal as a result of a Noruto move
involving micro black holes as projectiles. Nono claims it as a lap pet.
The Netherworld is actually the one located between the Narutoverse and the GunBusterverse... which includes a backstory about how they residents banished
those annoying destruction tailed beast to the mortal realm... then discover they kept the alien prinnylike hoards of the things slaughtered by the original
Gunbuster at bay... civilization rebuilt just to get swarmed. This keeps happening... and after Noruto starts offing them the locals start wanting to elect
her Overlord... only all they ever find is Naruto... they don't actually respect him until he goes conter swarm in public sight and/or goes 4 tails on
them. The Kyuubi is quite pleased that its host is effectively taking over the Netherworld and that he occassional offer it thousands of sacifices.
Eventually they should find an entrance to the GunBusterverse and go visit... I'm sure Nono's friends would love a visit from a Naruto shaped
postcard. That and as dead GunBuster characters from both series should be making cameos or joining the Leaf hoard you can have fun with that... also watching
a certain now demon, dead of radiation poisoning guy meeting his still alive human flame is both sweet and amusing to me, if not a bit awkward. Lastly...
image a Netherworld demon trying to comprehend two humans with at least hundreds of Trillions (if not more) of points of Mana Power each.
