How can something that is That Insane be pure EVIL? Its has to be at least half insanity.
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ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?
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ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?
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half insanity, half cheezeburger.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Well you know, I was just implying a weird sense of humor and possibly rampancy on GLa- I mean, Raising Heart's part. But.... well... now that you mention
it. A ripple of confused murmuring ran through the dozen or so new recruits gathered at the training course. This confusion for the most part pertained to one Nanoha Takamachi, their instructor, or rather the lack thereof. After all whatever other things rumors suggested of her, and there _were_ rumors, a lack of punctuality has never been one of them. As minutes passed, the murmuring grew from rhetorical "I wonder where she is" type comments, to outright conjecture on what had happened. These started out rather tamely, ranging from 'Plain forgot' to 'traffic', but swiftly ballooned into somewhat less likely scenarios, swiftly climbing from 'Lesbian Tryst with that enforcer' to 'exploding a planet'. "Ahem." a polite cough drew the classes' collective attention towards a recently generated hologram of one Shario Finieno, a familiar sight to anyone who made regular use of this particular training facility. "I'm afraid to say that Takamachi-san won't be able to make today's class. Her daughter has apparently run into some... trouble at school and her presence is required.". This caused another ripple of theory to quietly spread through the class. "However, as today's exercise was to simply be a simulated obstacle course, class will continue.". Shari made a slight guesture to her side where another, much simpler hologram of a floating read sphere appeared, "Takamachi-san's Device, Raising Heart will direct you to your exercise and will be observing and recording you through a remote like for later review by Takamachi-san.". This prompted some curious glances, followed by some shrugging and nodding. Shari smiled and nodded and smiled at the class, "Well, that's it, Raising Heart will take it from here. Have fun!". With that, the hologram of Shari disappeared leaving only the image of Raising Heart's link behind. After a few moments of silence, a female, but clearly somehow mechanical voice came from the red orb. "Please follow the red line to reach the testing chamber for today's class.". With that, a holographic line appeared, apparently heading into the depth of the training facility. Dutifully the class followed the line, eventually reaching a largish metallic door that opened as they approached, revealing a largish room set up for a rather arduous looking obstacle course. As the last recruit stepped in, the doors lowered and closed with a somehow.... ominous thud. One of the students looked around curiously, "Hey, I've never seen this simulation room before. Where are we?". Raising heart promptly responded, her voice, still mechanical, but somehow more... articulate sounding. "Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this training sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live- fire course designed for combat cyborgs. The Training Center apologizes for the inconvenience, and wishes you the best of luck." ---- A few minutes later, a small group of woman approached the doors from the outside, and then stopped in consternation at the 'in use' light blinking at the top. "Oi, Nove, I thought you said you signed out this room for us today.". "Hmmm... I thought so as well. Maybe a scheduling error?".
Come come now BA, its still the Nanoha verse, of course everyone survives.
 Unless Raising Heart starts gassing the Enrichment Center with nerve agents. _________________________________ Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
Wherever GLaDOS is involved, the rulebook goes flying out the window. Probably in a fiery mess... Trailing tendrils of electricity.
Yes, but this is a happier, fluffier, friendlier, kinder, gentler GLADOS. When it's all over, the survivors actually *do* get cake.
hence, there will *be* no survivors.
no they are *friends* so they will just be beaten into unconsciousness.
It's just going to hurt, a lot. -Terry ----- "so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today" TF2: Spy Quote: sweno wrote:Hrmmm.... *Mental imagery of a crazed nurse enters his head* "DoN't WoRrY! ThIs WoN't HuRt A bIt!!!11!!11!" Quote: "...move to Censure the Council Member from the Free Worlds League, is there a second?" Barbara Liao asked.Kenyon A short, thus far very amusing, Battletech fiction set at the end of the Star League. D for Drakensis You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.  Quote: Hrmmm.... *Mental imagery of a crazed nurse enters his head*That brought to my mind the memory of James Blish's short-story version of the Star Trek TOS episode "The Deadly Years." Nurse Chapel, instructed to run some more tests on Chekov, said, "Come along, Ensign. This won't hurt. Much." Chekov: "That's what you said the last time. And the time before that." Chapel: "Did it hurt?" Chekov: "Yes." ----- Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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Anyone who clicks on this link deserves to be Rickrolled. ETA: Fixed link -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. 
MAlformed link but YEAH.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.'' -- James Nicoll Quote: ECSNorway wrote: Is it bad that I clicked on the link, knowing exactly what was on the other side? My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours. I've been writing a bit. 
"In 1992, a bunch of junior high students were sent to their rooms for a crime they didn't commit. These young women promptly escaped to the Tokyo
underground. Today, still wanted by their parents, they survive as pretty soldiers. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… the Senshi." (from In Which I Watch Sailor Moon) --Sam "Do you have pants?"
Oh wow... EML, you just gave me Zeke's revenge for the Dark Knight thing. Of course, it will take some setting up as the girls don't know what the
A-Team is... ETA: Bookmarked that link. Just chock full of fun ideas. Quote: blackaeronaut wrote: "I ain't flyin' on no plane, Usagi! Ain't happenin'!" Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."  Ebony Wrote:At which point Rei slaps a charm on... Makoto's?... forehead, and they cary her onto the plane.blackaeronaut Wrote:Oh wow... EML, you just gave me Zeke's revenge for the Dark Knight thing. Of course, it will take some setting up as the girls don't know what the (Minako is The Face, of course. Who's the crazy one?) -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Minako is the craziest one, in a zany kind of way. She might have to take both roles
--Sam "Oh, there's crime here. I can smell it."
Sailor Moon L:
Quote:Usagi stared up at her (quite literally) brand new school. Seele-Gehirn-Nerv (SGN) High School had been built over the summer on massive grants from a very rich German expatriate who seemed to care very much for the education of his new homeland’s youth. He had also provided for the acquisition of the very best teachers in the nation. Usagi’s parents had been ecstatic that their daughter had gotten into such a good high school. Usagi herself wasn’t quite sure how it had happened.-- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Negi Springfield's new assignment; Tesla High.
Quote:That day had only been of only middling weirdness for Carter. Besides the girls rocket-rollerblading down the streets, there’d been an explosion at Henry’s garage (he was still working on antigravity, though it had been a while since he’d had one of those…), and somebody called to complain that there had been loud noises around the Kobe household again. For a family of geeky computer programmers, they sure had a lot of those.-- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
A short but hilarious video
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