Crossovers That Should Not Be: The Academy.

[itsune9tl]

Since you mentioned it, Here's a new thread. Down Periscope Crossed with the Yellow Submarine.

[robkelk]

Thanks for the new thread. No thanks for the new CTSNB...

There's some new, ultra-modern equipment down on the farm, harvesting the grain. But there's something different about these new vehicles...
Transfarmers: More than meets the rye.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bluemage]

Optimus Prime has one year to take an abandoned farm and restore it to perfect condition. He must clear the fields, plant new crops, raise and bond with cows,
sheep, and chickens, and... marry a human girl?!

Or, for extra CTSNB-ness, replace ol' Prime with Megatron.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Matrix Dragon]

The Melancholy of Hannah Montanna.

[Valles]

Company of Dawn of War of Heroes.
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Duane Peters]

Cutthroat Island: The Rise of Jack Sparrow.

[Bluemage]

The Secret of Mankey Island.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Herr Bad Moon]

New from Capcom! Picabo Street Fighter
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

[Wiregeek]

Mallrats of Nimh
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Valles]

I... just realized...

The Disc? Which rides upon four elephants riding upon Great A'Tuin?

Has five poles. Air, Wood, Fire, Water, and Earth.
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Jonas]

Full metal jacket; Fumoffu

[robkelk]

Welcome to the forums, Jonas!

Back to the topic at hand... An immortal pointed-eared child plots musically to take over the world, in Doctor Borrible's Sing-Along Blog
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Oh, wow, how'd I miss a first-time poster? Thanks for the catch, Rob.

Like Rob said, welcome to the forums, Jonas! I should have been expecting you to post since I just approved your access a couple days ago.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Jonas]

Thanks for the wellcome! And to stay on topic;

In a struggle across time and space: Doctor You-Know-Who vs the Head-Master

[Wiregeek]

Doctor You-Know-Who is scary enough on its own
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[robkelk]

Doctor You-Know-Who vs the Head-Master

With a different companion teaching Defense Against the Dalek Arts every story?
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Jonas]

If you value your sanity, avoid Dobby does Dallas, number one of the What the house-elf saw series.

[Norgarth]

A gifted fighter determined to be the best, the Stallion runs afoul of a curse while training in the mountains of China. Returning to his homeland, the macho young man must deal with being ... Rocky 1/2
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Wiregeek]

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Jusenkyo Pool
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Norgarth]

Do NOT allow the Weasley Twins to get their hand on instant Jusenkyo products. *shudders*
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Jonas]

I think professor Snape would agree. Dumbledore on the other hand...

[robkelk]

Harry Potter and the Mage from Midchilda

"A nine-year-old girl is teaching us Defense Against the Dark Arts this year?"

"No, Mister Weasley, a nine-year-old girl is teaching you Offense Against the Dark Arts this year. And you will call her Professor Testarossa. Five points off Gryffindor for discourtesy to the newest faculty member."
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[WengFook]

robkelk wrote:

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Harry Potter and the Mage from Midchilda






"A nine-year-old girl is teaching us Defense Against the Dark Arts this year?"




"No, Mister Weasley, a nine-year-old girl is teaching you Offense Against the Dark Arts this year. And you will call her Professor Testarossa.
Five points off Gryffindor for discourtesy to the newest faculty member."

That sounds like a it would be a good story in a crackfic kind of way.

It would also be worth reading to see Nanoha or Fate just oneshot the Big Bad of the day.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Black Aeronaut]

And the gobsmacked reactions to follow.

[Bob Schroeck]

Move this to the "Must Be" thread immediately!
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.