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		Even worse: try, if you don't particularly value your sanity, to picture the results if the Eddorians got their hands on (the ability to generate) Spiral Energy.
 While the odds of that happening without the Arisians acquiring similar capability - if only by observation - are quite slim, the best outcome I can envision for the resulting conflict would be the near-immediate onset of Spiral Nemesis. (Which would be exceedingly likely in any case.)
 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Given that TTGL is already experiencing a Lensman Arms Race that could be messy. Even if they do have multiple universes in that setting, only one is known to have any substantial numbers of saprient species. If they were to lose that one...D for Drakensis
 
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		This was inspired by the fic The Hill of Swords.
 When Louise attempted to summon a familiar, the result was rather odd.  The being summoned was a human, who was wearing a purple suit, an overly dramatic black cape, and the most bizarre helmet Louise had ever seen.
 
 Watch, and see what happens in Familiar is Zero.
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		http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/2 ... 61361.html]Chewbacca on squirrel-back, fighting Nazis. (Illustration).
 
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		oh dear god the mario/TMNT is glorious-Terry
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		We've secretly replaced Tuxedo Kamen with Kekko Kamen.  Let's see if anyone doesn't notice.   
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		Don't worry, guys.  The turtles will pop back out again - just give them a minute.     
As for Chewy on a squirrell... apparently it was a commission piece on Deviant Art: http://gamefan84.devianta...ion-fur-on-fur-172151625 
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		I don't have a scenario for this one, just an observation:
 Doctor Jonathan Crane and Count Tyrone Rugen are, in some respects, very much kindred spirits.
 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		I only occasionally do this.But.
 "I ask of you," The woman under the very old fashioned sorceress's robe said musingly at Harry, "Are you my master?"
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		07-30-2010, 06:30 AM 
(This post was last modified: 01-09-2018, 03:57 PM by Bob Schroeck.)
	 
		Okay. Was reading Eva fanfic earlier today (which as we all know, CAN'T be good for the soul...) when a description from the self-insert author
 about what the Eva's REALLY are... and what Rei really is. Stuff I'd
 known about already but hadn't thought of in awhile, and the ideas...
 
 ...bounced off a little memory fragment from another, possibly equally sick american show...
 
 And I'm finding myself going... "No... nonononononono no... NO! AGH! BAD BRAIN! STOP that!"
 
 And... I think I'll just leave this here for someone else to pick up. Share the pain, as it were...
 
 Dr. Fuyutsuki: [after examining the test type EVA-00 for the first time] What the hell is this thing made out of, Gendo?
 Gendo Ikari: [suspiciously] Erm.. Nothing. Just applied macro genetics based in part on what we found in Antartica.
 Fuyutsuki: Come on...
 Gendo: All right, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
 Fuyutsuki: Just tell me one.
 Gendo: [mumbling] An... orphan.
 Fuyutsuki: A what?
 Gendo: [clearing his throat] An orphan?
 Fuyutsuki: Did you say... an ORPHAN?
 Gendo: [weakly] Yeah, a little orphan boy.
 Fuyutsuki: It's powered by a forsaken child!?
 Gendo: [defensive] Might be, kind of - I mean I didn't use the whole thing!
 
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		This one's a bit too obvious, I'm sure it must have been suggested once before -- but I can't remember if it has.
 Neon Genesis Evangeline A.K. McDowell
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		Bob Schroeck Wrote:This one's a bit too obvious, I'm sure it must have been suggested once before -- but I can't remember if it has.
 Neon Genesis Evangeline A.K. McDowell
 At least twice, once by Epsilon...
 
Does anybody have some time to compile these and post them somewhere?
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		An Idea from reading Hill of Swords.How bad can it be for Louise? What's the worst familiar she could have?
 Alucard.
 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Jinx999 Wrote:An Idea from reading Hill of Swords.How bad can it be for Louise? What's the worst familiar she could have?
 Alucard.
 (O_o) GOD DAMN!  Nearly sprayed my screen there. 
At least nobody would screw around with her anymore. 
EDIT: While we're being absolutely silly here, how about Hellboy?  Fuck it.  Let's go totally crazy here: Cthulu!
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Of course if we simply want to screw with Louise she could always summon Gir."Zero! Your familiar is singing the Doom Song again, make it stop!"
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		Zero no Tsukaima and St Trinians. A marger rather than a meeting.
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:[b][b][b]Jinx999[/b][/b] wrote:[/b]
 Zero no Tsukaima and St Trinians. A merger rather than a meeting.
 
 There are just so many ways that this could go...   
The "Zero" getting her nick' not for her magic ability (Which is still a concern) but for the amount  
of "evidence" left behind when she "removes" a victim. 
Fluer Heiress to a magical Porno industry. 
Louises Only problem with Saito getting laid is that he keeps forgetting to collect/give her the money. 
The School doing more property Damage  before breakfast than the Imperial Army does ina week. 
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Ah my Goddess - except instead of being based on Norse Mytholohy, it's based on the Cthulhu Mythos.And it exists . . . .
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		You know that thought?  The one that makes too much damned sense, like a 'Eureka!' moment but more sanity bending?  I had one of those that explains Haruhi Suzumiya.
 She's adopted.  What we're seing is her inherited abilities from her real parents starting to manifest.  She intrinsically KNOWS about aliens, time-travelers, espers, and other such things because of this, and is trying to make them real.
 
 It seems Haruhi's a Slider, tossed into her current universe due to outside forces (who really, REALLY, *_REALLY_* regret it once the parents catch up).  Her native universe contains aliens, time-travelers, espers, wizards, sliders, supernaturals, and others.
 
 This is because her real parents are Artemis Sanjiyan and Vaughn Gross.  Iczer-1 and Reality from the UF universe to you and me.
 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Cobalt Greywalker Wrote:This is because her real parents are Artemis Sanjiyan and Vaughn Gross.  Iczer-1 and Reality from the UF universe to you and me. That... is Awesome. 
You know what this would fit in rather well with?  Kyon: Big Damn Hero.
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		The letter was on a creamy, heavy parchment, handwritten (or, Harry decided after looking more closely, produced on a printer with a well-designed cursive font). The address was surprisingly specific. "Mr. H Potter, Cupboard Under The Stairs, Number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey, New Avalon, Federated Suns." 
The text, once he'd gotten it open, was even more surprising.
 Quote:New Avalon Institute of MagicHeadmaster: B. Banzai
 (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sci., Chief Warlock,
 Supreme Rock Star, Interstellar Conf. of Wizards)
 
 Dear Mr. Potter,
 
 We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at New Avalon Institute of Magic.
 Please find a list enclosed of all necessary books and equipment.
 Term begins on September 1. We expect your owl no later than July 31.
 
 Yours Sincerely,
 Minerva McGonnagle
 Deputy Headmistress.
 
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		Jinx999 Wrote:Ah my Goddess - except instead of being based on Norse Mytholohy, it's based on the Cthulhu Mythos.And it exists . . . .
 So... Ia! My Goddess  ?
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		Quote:The letter was on a creamy, heavy parchment, handwritten (or, Harry decided after looking more closely, produced on a printer with a well-designed cursive font). The address was surprisingly specific. "Mr. H Potter, Cupboard Under The Stairs, Number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey, New Avalon, Federated Suns." 
This would be a lot of fun, but the Potter characters are already in UF{/i] -- as padawans at the main Jedi temple on Alderaan.  Now if the Jedi alerted new trainees like this... 
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