Crossovers That Should Not Be: Addition Wars
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Crossovers That Should Not Be: Addition Wars
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 Wiredgeek Wrote:And we've replaced Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce with Bruce Wayne.Gotham City, Gotham City, Gotham City, we love you, amen. Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." 
Monty Python's "The Greatest Story Ever Told"
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Monty Python and the Saga of Excel
(By the way Wiredgeek, Arthur is still the one cutting off most of the limbs. I guess the Joker is just watching?) ----- Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea. "Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia. Quote:(By the way Wiredgeek, Arthur is still the one cutting off most of the limbs. I guess the Joker is just watching?) I maintain that the bit is still worth precisely what has been paid for it. "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies  ECSNorway Wrote:WG: Not the sketch I was thinking of, mate, but you're alright. Can we call you Bruce, just so we can keep it straight?I wish I still had all of this, but it was a usenet post from way-back-when... "Priss is our close-in specialist, and Priss over there is our tactical commander, and Priss is our unscientific brawler. What's your specialty, Priss?" "My name's not Priss, it's Nene." "Not Priss? That's going to make it hard to keep straight..." (much forgotten in here) "Rule 3: There is to be no teasing Mackie... when Sylia's looking. "Rule 4: No Boomers! "Rule 5: There is no... rule 5. "Rule 6: No Boomers! "Right, that concludes the reading of the rules, Priss." -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Snrk.... I spent 2 hours digging through AFBGC archives looking for it and failed. Drat.
Well, contribution tax. Shinji, Asuka, Rei and Misato are waiting at a rebuilt Japanese temple while certain things are accomplished by NERV in the background. the couple who live there are happily entertaining the little hero children and their guardian. "That's great apple pie," Misato mumbled, mouth still full. "Thanks," smiled Belldandy. "I made it from scratch." ________________________________ --m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig? Quote:Shinji, Asuka, Rei and Misato are waiting at a rebuilt Japanese temple while certain things are accomplished by NERV in the background. Ah, the lead-in for the pilot episode of Ah! Neon Genesis Lagann, I recognize that... "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies  Dartz Wrote:"That's great apple pie," Misato mumbled, mouth still full.someone knows their Carl Sagan  -Terry ----- "so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today" TF2: Spy 
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -- Carl Sagan
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
The Girl Who Cried Pervert!
(Fanon-Akane Tendo / The Boy Who Cried Wolf) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." --Dr. Seuss
Adam and Jamie hire a new team member who calls himself "Skeeve," in Another Fine MythBuster
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
We've secretly replaced Freddie Mercury with Sailor Mercury. Let's see if Doug's music collection notices.
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
We've secretly replaced Sailor Mercury with Freddie Mercury. Let's see if Usagi notices.
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
For some reason that makes me want to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show, were Usagi is on her Honeymoon and gets lost... and Rocky goes crazy bit a direct result of Pluto being vindictive as the Time Warp makes them come back after a month long trip an hour after the left.
I'll just drop this here G1 My Little Pony crossed with anything. All though the new series looks like it has epic-potential, when matched with a completely different soundtrack. And I'm dreading the inevitable Rule #34 material that will be produced. Rule #34 'mon was bad enough.
...at first glance, I misread that as GI My Little Pony.
I think I need a bit of brain polish, now...
We've secretly replaced Sailor Pluto with Disney's Pluto - but we left the time powers intact.
We've secretly replaced Douglas Sangnoir with Doug McKenzie. We've secretly replaced Quincy, Lord Genom, with Lordgenome, the Spiral King. We've secretly replaced the female leads from Bubblegum Crisis with the female leads from Real Housewives of Jersey City. We've secretly replaced the core cast of Gurren Lagann with the core cast of Ranmna 1/2. Let's see what happens. "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies 
I can't recall, has anyone suggested switching Shinji from NGE and Nicholas Seafort from The Seafort Saga (Midshipman's Hope, Challenger's Hope, the books in which you start wondering why the author cruelly sticks "Hope" in the title other than perhaps the hope that it means Nicholas finally slipped on a banana and was run over by a train saving the world from his brain numbing angst. Bitter? Me? Well, yes.)
First off, whoever has suggested it (including me) needs a slap up the back of the head. But with that out of the way... What does Gendo do when Angst-Boy Shinji is replaced with You-Call-That-Angst-THIS-Is-Angst-Boy Nicholas, whose only dream is to have the chance to die in the line of duty since suicide is a sin and having sinned once already is doomed and unforgivable, so he doesn't dare sin a second time lest he be-- er-- unforgivabler? What do Nicholas's companions do when he's suddenly a mopey teenager miraculously cured of his angst. "No, really kid. Delusional maybe, depressed perhaps, but this isn't agnst. Your old, woe is me, I can never be forgiven no matter how much good I do? Yeah, that was angst." Seriously though. Cross them Quantum Leap style such that each side physically sees the same person as before. Suddenly in Neon Genesis Evangelion you have someone who upon learning what is being done will be quite willing to die to stop it (indeed, would probably be grateful if he's killed in the process). While Nicholas's companions will probably think he's suffered some kind of mental break. "Knew that guilt was too much! We tried to tell him his actions were completely understandable and entirely right given the situation, but no, he has to go and develop a Dissociative Disorder". Assuming the ones who suggest curing it by throwing him back into hands on work win the argument, Shinji suddenly finds himself in a world where not every one around him is a mental cripple and he can actually do some good. However, despite just saying how it could potentially be interesting, it's a Crossover that Should! Not! Be! Seafort levels of angst are probably enough to start an Impact Event on their own before the story can even start... (Me? Bitter about spending the time reading the books hoping Nicholas would stop being whiny enough to make Shinji look stable? Like I said above, I have no idea what you mea-- er yes, guilty as charged. The guy should have just ended it with book one and started a new series. That or pulled the angst stick out of Nicholas's... Er. Yeah. Ending post now...) ----- Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
That one gets even better with the "The AT in AT field stands for Angsting Teen" side theory.
It just clicked for me that if the Angels were created during Second Impact, then they really are teenagers. Why did I never notice that before?
----- Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea. "Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia. Rod H Wrote:I'll just drop this here G1 My Little Pony crossed with anything. All though the new series looks like it has epic-potential, when matched with a completely different soundtrack. And I'm dreading the inevitable Rule #34 material that will be produced. Rule #34 'mon was bad enough.I remember, back in the day, reading the first chapter of a My Little Pony / Ranma 1/2 crossover. No, I don't remember details - the mind really does block out painful memories. -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 |
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