Crossovers That Should Not Be: The Fandom Menace
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Crossovers That Should Not Be: The Fandom Menace
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The Yuri Gregarin Institute for Applied Cosmetics... cause even space hero's need to look their best.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky? That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry- NO QUARTER!!! -- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children 
We've secretly replaced Tenchi Masaki with Keiichi Morisato . . . actually, we did this like 20 years ago and no one seems to have noticed . . ..
Quote:Somehow, I jumped from there to "The artist formerly known as ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS!"Clearly someone screwed up and summoned Servant Bard... or Shiro had a concussion when summoning. 
I just want to see a fic of Saber watching Monty Python's Holy Grail.
That could go one of two ways: 1) She mumbles something about the cover up campaign failing (in this scenario there are some who call Caster... Tim!) or 2) Saber secretly changes what she is retconning for her wish (in which the cooks actually could do so and Musical theatre was standard).
A "Buffy" crossover which doesn't actually involve any of the recognizable characters:
The Turok-Han Dinosaur Hunter. 
Did somebody order a large [strike]ham[/strike] ape?
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kong -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 
Neil Simon's first gig writing for Doctor Who:
The Ood Couple. (This one comes from Joe "Dwimanor" Avins.) -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
Bob - that meshes somewhat oddly with my *band experiences, where OOD is Out Of Depth (ie, an unusually powerful monster for the area).
Kevin Matchstick as Servant Saber. Or rather, Servant Batter.
The confusing part is, Kevin is both King Arthur and Gilgamesh... --Sam "Your good days are drivel now. You have the bat."  Mark Skarr Wrote:We've secretly replaced Tenchi Masaki with Keiichi Morisato . . . actually, we did this like 20 years ago and no one seems to have noticed . . ..Trust me, She Noticed. Questions were Asked. Answers were Given. A Door is being Sought. Said Door had Better Open when She knocks... Manytales00 Wrote:..... Shit. And we all know how scary Belldandy is when she gets pissed.Mark Skarr Wrote:We've secretly replaced Tenchi Masaki with Keiichi Morisato . . . actually, we did this like 20 years ago and no one seems to have noticed . . ..Trust me, She Noticed. Questions were Asked. Answers were Given. A Door is being Sought. Said Door had Better Open when She knocks...
Blood the Last Vampire and Card Captor Sakura
(Alas, we don't have to imagine this particular Crossover That Should Not Be - it's http://www.blood-c.jp/]Blood-C...) -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Sister Bertrille, having been a thorn in the side of the Mother Superior for many years, is finally ousted from Convent San Tanco. Reclaiming her birth name (and nickname), her aptitudes are soon employed by a supersecret worldwide law enforcement organization. After a horrific flying accident, she is revived as a cyborg.
Yes, that's right... Inspector Gidget. robkelk Wrote:Blood the Last Vampire and Card Captor Sakura Well it looks more like they tried to make a darker and edgier Utena, with some elements from Anthy... now I'm imagining a twilight knockoff with the plot from CCS and the main character being Utena's and Anthy's child... with the violence and gore of Blade... Definitely a Crossover that should not be. And yet for some reason it doesn't seem that bad of an idea. Someone get me brain-bleach STAT, we're loosing it. E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?" B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
I think its because its so easy to imagine Sakura screwing things up... I keep seeing Blood God statis acheived and lasting all of 20 seconds before Sakura gets a new card, "The Blood".. At which point the depowered Frost stares at her stupefied before Blade lops his head off from behind.
Duane Peters Wrote:Sister Bertrille, having been a thorn in the side of the Mother Superior for many years, is finally ousted from Convent San Tanco. Reclaiming her birth name (and nickname), her aptitudes are soon employed by a supersecret worldwide law enforcement organization. After a horrific flying accident, she is revived as a cyborg.*Snrk* And I only get it because of how Gryphon plugged her into the UF-verse.
He did? That totally slipped my mind. Link, Please?
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky? That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry- NO QUARTER!!! -- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
A crossover so dumb, so stupid, so Should Not Be that the master of such things said it in http://www.dorktower.com/2011/07/06/dor ... ne-6-2011/]this recent Dork Tower: Crisis on Infinite Smurfs
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 Star Ranger4 Wrote:He did? That totally slipped my mind. Link, Please?Nothing really solid yet, just a preview for the New Frontier: http://www.eyrie-producti...11&forum=DCForumID18
Apeture Systems... okay, GlaDOS... devises a competition that involves the company's recent research equipment: Portal Kombat
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
The FBI hires an Australian naturalist to help get a team of SEALs into an island prison in "Crocodile Rock."
Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." Sirrocco Wrote:The artist formerly known as Prince Valiant?The artist formerly known as Prince Tenjou, captain of the Valiant? Proginoskes Wrote:The Amazon formerly known as Diana Prince?Sirrocco Wrote:The artist formerly known as Prince Valiant?The artist formerly known as Prince Tenjou, captain of the Valiant? Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." Proginoskes Wrote:Utena Tenjou was captain of the Valiant?Sirrocco Wrote:The artist formerly known as Prince Valiant?The artist formerly known as Prince Tenjou, captain of the Valiant? -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 |
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