Crossovers That Should Not Be XV: The (Bad) Ideas Just Keep On Coming

[Bob Schroeck]

Snake Plissken on a Plane...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[DHBirr]

No, Snake flew in with a glider....
Which brings to mind two horrific ones:
"I'm the Uncle Duke of New York! Bad craziness!" and (drawling) "I'm the Duke of New York, pilgrim."
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[RomanFanboy]

I couldn't do the Metal Gear cross myself because of too much contamination from one of my own projects. (For which, with Naked, Solid, Solidus and Liquid on that plane, it would blow up, and the first two would respawn if killed, and the last two would survive outright.)

I think, IIRC, Last Days of Foxhound Liquid might crash the plane and survive.

Is Kiritsugu considered a Gary Stu these days?

I saw that clip when someone had put it up on mother's day. I figure that if his adoptive mother's plane was otherwise filled with Orochimaru, it would likely end up AU. From what I remember, Kiritsugu was using a MANPAD, and there was an aisle with standing room, which I figure translates to at least forty people. Maybe even many hundreds, I dunno what the biggest airliner of today or then holds. Anyway, for forty, but especially for a hundred or more, I have doubts as to the ability of the explosion, the burning jet fuel, and the surface impact to reliably permanently kill all of the Orochimaru.

Solid Snake did kinda spend some time as a Hermit, so one can cast him as Orochimaru in Naruto.
Edit: I don't get the Weir reference.  If we are doing Athena-Weir, from what I know of Saint Seiya Athena, she might be entirely willing to blind herself to bring advantage to her side.  I think temporary blindness might be part of the standard training for developing one or more of the 6th-8th senses.  (I forget if Saint Seiya has an eighth sense or not.)
That brings something to mind.  Think about the author's comments in Maybe I'm A Lion.  If Lio is kinda developing as a 'supernatural phenomena that kills people' into a kind of a buddha nature, then maybe he qualifies as a Virgo.  (Virgo from canon are apparently all Buddhas.)  Virgo Lio, especially Blacklight Lio.  Or maybe Pegasus or Phoenix Mercer.  (Whipfist might not count as a violation of Athena's 'No weapons except for your body' rule.)

[Bluemage]

Edit: I don't get the Weir reference.  If we are doing Athena-Weir, from what I know of Saint Seiya Athena, she might be entirely willing to blind herself to bring advantage to her side.  I think temporary blindness might be part of the standard training for developing one or more of the 6th-8th senses.  (I forget if Saint Seiya has an eighth sense or not.)

A Dr. William Weir was the designer of the Event Horizon, from the movie of the same name.  The line I used was an almost direct quote.
Even reincarnated mythological fighters would have problems with that.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[RomanFanboy]

I have vague recollections of hearing about incidents involving Athena from the original Saint Seiya, one of which may have included blinding herself. Athena was pretty hard core. IIRC, one version of Virgo is blind, and isn't much hampered by it, and another had to seal his vision to control his powers.

Looking at the movie on wiki, leaving aside the Saint Seiya cross, it should be possible to cross it with Stargate Atlantis without too many problems.

Campione/Assassin's Creed

You can make this cross even more Nasu/MegaTen if you take the whole theory about Baphomet being a corrupted derivation of Mohammad, and invert it. The Templars and the Assassin's are working for the same entity, Baphomet, who disguised itself as Mohammad.

[Sirrocco]

Twilight: Breaking Dawn (MLP:FiM/BtVS twi/dawn noncon warn)

It's wrong of me, I know.

[Bob Schroeck]

Well, then, how about...

Sparkly communist vampires invade the United States and steal the hearts of teenage girls everywhere, prompting the formation of high-school-age militias to defeat them in... Twilight: Red Dawn.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[robkelk]

Well, then, how about...

Sparkly communist vampires invade the United States and steal the hearts of teenage girls everywhere, prompting the formation of high-school-age militias to defeat them in... Twilight: Red Dawn.

Nah - too plausible.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[robkelk]

I'm not sure whether this is "should not be" or "should be"...
Tony Stark, Warden of the North
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

I'm not sure whether this is "should not be" or "should be"...

Tony Stark, Warden of the North

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Labster]

Axis Powers Metalia
Evidence that this is a bad idea:  Someone tried to draw a chibi of Queen Metalia.
-- ∇×V

[robkelk]

A game about matching ideas with post-apocalypse settings: Apples to Appleseed
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Labster]

Which best describes a Landmate? "Clunky", "Vacuous", "Frivolous", or "Sensual"?

I think I would play that game.
-- ∇×V

[Sweno]

That sounds like something from Cards Against Humanity (aka: apples to apples for adults).
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Ebony]

That sounds like something from Cards Against Humanity (aka: apples to apples for adults).

If you can't make Apples to Apples NSFW, you're playing it wrong.
  
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Sweno]

oh no, it's so much better than NSFW.
link to pdf. The game is Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0, so you can print it out on your own.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced agent XXX from XXX with agent XXX from The Spy Who Loved Me - let's see whether anyone notices.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[robkelk]

Humphrey Bogart in a prequel to one of his movies: Key Brian J Mason
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[SkyeFire]

Not strictly a crossover, but...

"National Lampoon's Alien Invasion."  (I have NO idea where this came from, it just... bobbed up from my subconscious)
The Rifftrax version of Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" remake crossed with "Spaced Invaders."

After a bit of thought, this was followed by:
"National Lampoon's Anime Convention."  

"Fanboys" meets "National Lampoon's Family Vacation."

[Ebony]

Given the overabundance of zombie films, I'm personally expecting "National Lampoon's Zombie Apocalypse." Though it'll probably be the guys who did "Scary Movie."
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Silverex]

Sooo... This happened.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7583739/1/H ... ifying-Man

I'm torn between leaving this here or in new fanction recommendations.

Its crack-tastic!

~~Silverex

[Jorlem]

Sooo... This happened.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7583739/1/H ... ifying-Man

I'm torn between leaving this here or in new fanction recommendations.

Its crack-tastic!

~~Silverex

Just read through that, and I'm pretty much on the same page as McGonagall.  If I understood correctly, Harry was raised by a magical wrestler?
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[Silverex]

Definitely a wrestler, though I'm unsure if he's magical in that setting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson aka The Rock is who raised Harry in this case.

I had a case of the giggles for a few hours later.

[Dragonflight]

Something that came up during an In Nomine game last night.
Mr. Burns sitting at Gendo Ikari's desk, hands steepled in front of his face, so all you see are his evil eyes, as red alert lights flash.
"Smithers... Kill that angel, and send God a corsage..."
We laughed ourselves silly for the next ten minutes.
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.

[Ebony]

Something that came up during an In Nomine game last night.
Mr. Burns sitting at Gendo Ikari's desk, hands steepled in front of his face, so all you see are his evil eyes, as red alert lights flash.
"Smithers... Kill that angel, and send God a corsage..."
We laughed ourselves silly for the next ten minutes.

This, of course, means that Homer J. Simpson is the Safety Officer for NERV. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."