Another Motivational Poster

[robkelk]

It's a meme that just won't die on Usenet.
Two more from Bill Martin: Be Punctual and Improve Customer Service. (I'm sure I'm going to embarass myself for asking, but who are they?)
Two from Eric Schwartz:
Choices and Ability. (I don't understand that last one...)

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[HoagieOfDoom]

That last one is a reference to Fullmetal Alchemist wherein our heroes attempt to resurrect their mother through alchemy, which happens to be A) against the law, B) morally suspect, and C) WAY beyond their capabilities.*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org

[robkelk]

Three more, from "dbbrandell" via Usenet:
Enforce Seating Procedures
Observe Load Limits
No, we mean it - Observe Load Limits

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Morganite]

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Enforce Seating Procedures

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*Looks*
*Thinks about it for a minute*
*Pulls out Shadowrun 2nd Ed. Rulebook*
*Compares*
I think the ones doing it with an aircraft are the winners...
-Morgan.
"I'm sorry, but what did you say about my taste and fetish?"
-Lyner

[Star Ranger4]

Those folk look familiar, but I cant place them?
Help a guy having a duh moment?"I was an Otaku before those kids came along and changed the meaning of the word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Foxboy]

Urusei Yatsura, Rumiko Takahashi's first MAJOR manga turned into anime.
These days she's better known for Inu Yasha or Ranma 1/2.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Star Ranger4]

Thx! "I was an Otaku before those kids came along and changed the meaning of the word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Herr Bad Moon]

Edit: Done and done.---------------
-Jon
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
The population density of Wyoming is very low, but that doesn't mean the people there aren't also out to kill you.
---
Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

[Angryoptimist]

I'm kinda surprised nobody liked to the motivational poster section on Macrochan.
Very, very NSFW: Motivational poster section on Macrochan.
Seriously, anything that'd fly on 4chan, is on Macrochan. And the first page mostly has ones about /b/, too.
*looks through a few pages*
Okay, for a lot of these, the goggles are doing nothing. Still there are ~7000, and already I'm seeing winners.
Example (Also at http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=TSAIBY ... 2UFSNOFFZS):

Also:
A 'pic unrelated' one.

• XKCD #1288
  
• FoxReplace for Firefox

Two great tastes that go great together!

[The Hunterminator]

So THAT'S why Yukiyo keeps dying.

[Bob Schroeck]

Saving that!-- Bob
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One of the primary differences between the Left and the Right is their attitude toward the Future. The Radical wants the Future to have gotten here yesterday. The Reactionary wants the Future quietly shot and the corpse buried where no one can find it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Ebony]

Yeah, I've had moments like that on WoW. On CoX, not so much. Ebony the Black Dragon
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[ECSNorway]

Had one last night with my new Mastermind... gave a quiet smile of thanks for the presence of my pet. --
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[SkyeFire]

A few of these have already been mentioned here, but most are, I think, new.
Semi-SFW warning: No porn, but there is some profanity.
www.marcofolio.net/imaged...sters.html

[DHBirr]

Demotivators can also be found in profusion at www.despair.com (Home of the "Frowny"). I've seen the one titled "Motivation" there.
Three of my favorites are Retirement, Failure, and Defeat, which, in reverse order, more or less sum up my life.-----
Those who believed the laws of physics made things "possible" or "impossible" were mistaken. Time travel violated one of those laws. Physics took its *revenge*.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[Star Ranger4]

Sorry for the Necrothreadia, but I found this and had to share...

Rather NSFW!

http://i209.photobucket.c...irhat/AirConditioning.jpg
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Black Aeronaut]

O_o;

[Ankhani]

!!!

@_@

>.>
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

[DHBirr]

All right, this has officially broken my brain...



Who would've thought there'd ever be a huggable Cthulhu?
Edit: As Foxboy says below, there was all sorts of porn advertising on the host site I was using for this picture. Now that I found out about it, I'm using a different site, which I believe is safe.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[Unicorna]

DHBirr wrote:

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All right, this has officially broken my brain...








Who would've thought there'd ever be a huggable Cthulhu?

... hehehe! I've got that plushie sitting above my monitor at work. He's quite a hit here in the tech team. And I've just made that poster my
background.

Funnier part... he was a Birthday Gift from my boyfriend (OpMegs here on the forums)

[Foxboy]

And... don't click for a bigger pic. Allll sorts of porn advertising on the host site.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[robkelk]

Who would've thought there'd ever be a huggable Cthulhu?

Could've been worse.

Could've been http://www.warehouse23.com/item.html?id=SJG9402]this huggable Cthulhu...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[WengFook]

robkelk wrote:

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Who would've thought there'd ever be a huggable Cthulhu?

Could've been worse.




Could've been this huggable Cthulhu...

Cthulhu Bear Stare!
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Rev Dark]

Cutethulu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP-33XI4frs

Don't worry Narwhals will stop cthulu eating ye'

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Narwhals/

[CattyNebulart]

ah 3.5 ed druids.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/_/3329181843/player/

EDIT:why oh why does yuku not autoconvert urls anymore?
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."