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program brain_process_sanity.exe has comitted a terminal error and will close now....
program brain_process_sanity.exe has comitted a terminal error and will close now....
#1
http://www.tentaclegrape.com/

I have...no words.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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#2
Muahahaha... IF I had 15 bucks to spare on a 6-pack of grape Soda.... I'd try it. Also, it seems they're looking for distributors/shelf stalkers.

Sad thing is... how many folks would pick it up not knowing what it's a riff off of?
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll
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#3
I concur in all respects.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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#4
I suppose it'll sell well at anime cons... but not to me.

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Rob Kelk
"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my mouth."
- from Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis, by Pearson Mui
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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#5
@_@!!!

I am Speechless..... I am with out speech....

***AN ERROR HAS OCCURRED AND SANITY HAS SHUTDOWN CONSCIOUSNESS TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO YOUR BRAIN***
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI
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#6
I mentioned this product to a friend. He said he's going to pass on Tentacle Grape and wait for La Blue Berry...

(Hey, if I have to suffer, so do you.)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Lovely
#7
Just the thing to drink while playing with your ecchi sketch.
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#8
Sanity.sys Corrupted or not found

(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all down comatose? _
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-

NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
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#9
After clicking that site I realized one cannot spell grape without rape. I never noticed.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
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#10
"You gonna get GRAPED?" Good grief.

Even after looking it up, looking up and finding corroborating articles--even looking up the maker (they run an MMO, apparently)--I'm still not sure I believe it.
I mean, the world is weird, sure, but not that damned weird. Two great tastes that go great together!
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#11
Quote: I mean, the world is weird, sure, but not that damned weird.
Yes, it clottin' well is that damned weird. Bear in mind, if you will, that according to my Merriam-Webster
Collegiate Dictionary (10th Edition), not only is there a plant called "rape," but the word is also used for "grape pomace" --
"pomace" being the pulped residue of grapes from which the juice has been squeezed. If one of the definitions of "rape" is the name of
something you can EAT -- I say it again, the world is that weird.

Although that latter definition helps explain a Kliban cartoon of a man smearing something on a naked woman. She's yelling, "Rape! Rape!" to
which he replies, "No, silly, it's strawberry!"
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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#12
robkelk Wrote:La Blue Berry...

I can live with that. At least La Blue Girl had the occaisional bit of consensual sex...

(A friend of mine had the jarring experience of seeing an lj entry on her friends page about this right next to an entry about someone who had actually been raped. >< )

-Morgan. (Thanks for the offer, but not a chance in hell.)
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