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It's snow joke?
02-02-2009, 01:33 PM
Things that occured to me on the way to the university:
1) Wow, the snow's way heavier than it looked from my window... note to self, never try to judge weather conditions from eight storeys up.
2) Jeez, I'd much rather be walking on the snow than the pavement. This is freaking slippery. I know bipedal locomotion is supposed to be 'controlled falling', but this is freakin' ridiculous.
3) I am wearing shoes. I should not be wearing shoes. I have my old Army boots in the closet, and if I could track through the jungle in those things, I could go through snow in them, and why the hell didn't I remember until now. Curse you, military training! You have forsaken me! Ranma Saotome, this is all your fault!
4) Oh, gee, y'know, the streets look pretty good snowed in, actually, it's very white and pretty. Pity it's a deathtrap.
5) Hm...that's interesting, there's no buses on the road. Plenty of cars, but no buses. And the electronic signs on the bus stops are displaying the website address for travel updates instead of bus times. And the phrase 'Countdown', for some cryptic reason. Which is odd because it doesn't look like New Year's to me. Maybe this is nuclear winter.
7) Wait, if the -buses aren't running-, maybe there's no school today
8) Man, that'd be hilarious. I'd feel like a complete ass.
9) ...yup. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
...
Look, I'm from a tropical country. We don't have snow where I come from.
Which is why I'm typing this now, in a computer lab. I really gotta start checking my e-mail BEFORE heading out, they sent out a 'no classes today due to zomgwtf weather' notice at 8.30 am.
Admittedly, since I left for school at nine this isn't that huge a margin. =D And I'm not the only mildly disgruntled student in here.
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I did that once. And I grew up with this kind of weather.
Trudged a mile across campus, with drifts over my head after the plows had gone over the roads and still foot-deep snow on the roads themselves, to deliver a
paper for a prof who had said "The only excuse I will accept for lateness of any sort is a death certificate".
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Look at it this way, guys, now you can legitimately tell the "walked three miles to school in a blizzard" story to your or relatives' offspring
when you are older.
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.....wtf?
there was over a foot of snow in my driveway saturday morning, and I was _overjoyed_ to see it, since it was _better traction_ for both driving and walking,
than the ice/water layer cake of death that was there previous..
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Yes, but you (and I) live far enough north that we're used to how snow behaves...
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And meanwhile, here I am in Colorado, with...NO SNOW. Hahahaha... *ducks flying shoes*
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No snow? In Colorado? How are the ski resorts coping?
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Poorly.
Well, let me take that back. In the *mountains* there's snow. Elsewhere in the state it's pretty dry & unseasonably warm.
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Once I adjust the focus on the satellite array's lasers, the rest of the state will also be dry and unseasonably ...
"warm." Nothing personal, Colorado; you're just the testbed. As soon as all the bugs are worked out, I'll up the ante by melting Greenland
(not just the icecap; the rock as well).
You know, it's true what they say: that maniacal laughter really is very satisfying.
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Quote: DHBirr wrote:
Once I adjust the focus on the satellite array's lasers, the rest of the state will also be dry and unseasonably ...
"warm." Nothing personal, Colorado; you're just the testbed. As soon as all the bugs are worked out, I'll up the ante by melting Greenland
(not just the icecap; the rock as well).
You know, it's true what they say: that maniacal laughter really is very satisfying.
*sigh* Look, if you're going to do that sort of thing, you've got to let the rest of us know. I was using Colorado for winter weather
testing on my army of assault dachshunds. Now, I've got to go get the Brr-Freez-O-Cannon out of storage and cleaned off to do it. Do you know what that
thing does to my utility bills? Thanks a lot!
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Fools! Your conflicting heat and cold projects are causing thermal inversions and temperature refractions! They're fragmenting my Swedish Bikini Ray!
Instead of turning mule deer into Swedish Bikini Models, they're BRAZILIAN!!!
It's an acceptable flaw, granted, but I can't very well call it the SWEDISH Bikini Ray if it produces Brazilians, now can I?
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Alright, that's it. This skit has gotten far to silly, and I haven't had a good line yet. I'm ordering this stopped.
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Quote: Foxboy wrote:
Fools! Your conflicting heat and cold projects are causing thermal inversions and temperature refractions! They're fragmenting my Swedish Bikini Ray!
Instead of turning mule deer into Swedish Bikini Models, they're BRAZILIAN!!!
It's an acceptable flaw, granted, but I can't very well call it the SWEDISH Bikini Ray if it produces Brazilians, now can I?
Granted. But if I may point out that I had no intention of using the Brr-Freez-O-Cannon. I was planning on using the normal Coloradan climate for
my winter testing. Mostly because it's cheaper to ship two dozen dachshunds to Colorado in January than to operate the damned thing.
As for your Bikini Ray, have you considered remarketing it? I can introduce you to my guy. He's quite clever, and behaves himself once you threaten to
remove a limb. The right marketing campaign can really put a positive spin on something like that.
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Quote:Alright, that's it. This skit has gotten far to silly, and I haven't had a good line yet. I'm ordering this stopped.
Errr, sorry, miss, but the people responsible for stopping the skit have been sacked.
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Care for some relish to slap on any of those wiener dogs my lasers already cooked? I was sure I'd filed the proper notifications.
As for the Bikini Ray: Great Dralm, it turns mule deer into Brazilian Bikini Models? You could win the Nobel Peace Prize for that!
You're a disgrace to all mad scientists! (But please ... show us! Show us all!)
Quote: the people responsible for stopping the skit have been sacked.
Oh, no! Not the llamas!
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Quote: DHBirr wrote:
Care for some relish to slap on any of those wiener dogs my lasers already cooked? I was sure I'd filed the proper
notifications.
As for the Bikini Ray: Great Dralm, it turns mule deer into Brazilian Bikini Models? You could win the Nobel Peace Prize for that!
You're a disgrace to all mad scientists! (But please ... show us! Show us all!)
Indeed. a Proper Mad Scientist should running it the other way round. Turning Bikini models, be they Brazillian or Sweede, into Mule Deer is the proper
application of Mad Science and terrifying enough to force the world governments to pay you to not use it.
Or they'll send one of those dratted super agents after you....
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That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
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Hurtling off-topic at breakneck speeds....
02-04-2009, 08:53 PM
Now, now, gentlemen, let us not be too judgmental of Dr. Foxboy's experiments. Mad Genii though we may be, we are all only human (at least those of us who
haven't engaged in self-mutation). We are bound to follow more base instincts from time to time. Besides, think of it as a way to a) control the Mule Deer
population and b) have party favors for the next Mad Scientist Symposium and Barbeque.
Besides, I have it on good authority that bikini models make good minions. Just ask Dr. Goldfoot.
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