WTF images for today

[Star Ranger4]

.... clearly cycle dude *loves* his bike in a less than healthy way IMO. heck, doubt that mod would be considered street legal most places in the us even.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Sofaspud]

That bike mod is most likely street legal, in the sense it doesn't violate any vehicle ordinances or traffic laws.  Whether it'll pass the decency check is the question.  I mean, technically she's covered the important bits (nipples, is wearing a thong, etc), but the dude basically threw good taste out the window.

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

[Star Ranger4]

yes, exactly!
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[CattyNebulart]

the cat beard is epic.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

[Black Aeronaut]

You know, I just know that somewhere in Japan someone is planning on manufacturing a Pikachu AED.

[Thesilentjackofalltrade]

"Alright everyone....CLEAR!!" (Doctor shoves the pikachu on the chest of some dying guy.)

"Sir, your doing it wrong!" a nurse say's.

"What do you mean?" The Doctor said, angry, thinking that he was about to lose a patient.

"Its like this. Pikachu! THUNDERBOLT!!!!" She yelled.



*PikaaaaaaaaCHU!!!!!!!!*

(A huge bolt of electricity comes down and blasts everyone but the nurse, patent who got hit, and Pikachu back about twenty feet.)

The Doctor climbs out of a wall, and sees the Patent up doing the worm on the burning floor, saying completely random things.

"Right. But now he might be brain damaged." He said to the Nurse. "Anyway, that would be (Insert stupid amount of cash.)" He said to the Patient, putting out a little fire on his Doctor's coat.


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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote from Julius Caesar

[robkelk]

"Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister!"



(The WTF isn't so much http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap110814.html]the photo as the thought the photographer was in the right place at the right time to take it...)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[LynnInDenver]

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"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor

[classicdrogn]

That one seems straightforward enough to me - he's a photographer with a digital camera and a printer right there, so he can take pictures of tourists and sell the prints.

- CD, Add a laptop and he could digitally retouch them as well. You know how they say the camera adds ten pounds? Well, I've taken them off on more than one occasion...
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[classicdrogn]

Well that was a wasted day ... grumblemuttermicrosofthewlettpackardcursegrowl ... I could have done any number of better things with my time. What do you say, Oh Great Cap'Tcha?What would I have been able to use this lost time for, if the world were under your Perfect Rule?



Egads! Ficcing Star Wars! If only I could have done that, it would have been awesome. People would like my story! They'd call me "Bro!" I'd be a Jedi Master of the Internets, if it wasn't for those darn vendors and their bloatware!

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[classicdrogn]

An aerial view of the natural features at the border of Leyksakis and Hazaflavaria illustrates their historically close relationship:



It's a point of pride!



- CD, found the first (unattributed) elseboards, but made the second and considers it released to the public domain
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Rod.H]

Fool! You don't do bacon like that!



True, plus it's also valid for Ikea

Costco shopper




One for our OHSA staffers





Well, that's one way around that prohibition/Standing Order

[classicdrogn]

An entire series of WTF!?

(Warning, this link goes through Google Translation so the result is wonky at best)
http://translate.google.com/translate?j ... ab0acb115a]SD VF-25 Messiah, almost full variable

I call it "almost" fully transformable because as with many other SD style designs the head has to be removed to do so. Links at the bottom of the page show the disassembled linkages involved.

- CD

ETA: Only one group can save the galaxy now... Tengen Toppa Rogue Squadron!

And if you don't see why that Should Not Be, consider the Jedi Code as compared to the Anti-Spirals and contrasted with users of Spiral Energy... Still more WTF than CTSNB, becasue I'd read it to watch the train wreck.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Dartz]

Where's Wall-E



hint:

Spoiler

He's beside the cylon

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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?

[Foxboy]

And for us poor benighted Yanks, it's a pun off the "Where's Waldo?" series which is called "Where's Wally?" everywhere else.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Kurisu]

This old geek is feeling his age... I only recognize about 90% of those...
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...

[Rev Dark]

They get huge cool points for including NECRON-99, but lose them for not including Tom Server, Crow and Gypsy.
And who is the robot in the trenchcoat, fedora and Dick Tracy chin?**
** Okay - found the answer - Dick Spanner P.I.

[robkelk]

http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdw ... d1628.html](Explanation)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Banksy is made of win and love.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[robkelk]

Some places, I wouldn't have blinked at this... but this photo was taken in a small town on the Canadian side of the St. Lawrence River.


--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Ankhani]

Virgin Atlantic Airlines is adding rather... Unique "Viewer Discretion Advised" warnings in in-flight movies.

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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

[Rod.H]

Explains a model kit I saw


Art installation?


Timing!


Shopped?

[classicdrogn]

The jets would be easy to 'shop, but just as easy to arrange and snap if you're the pilot of the fighter. The Department of Safety is a good 'shop if at all - the edges of the vinyl decal are lit up from the sunlight shining on and partially into them from the mirror, which is trickier to get right than it sounds.

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Black Aeronaut]

The jets would be easy to 'shop, but just as easy to arrange and snap if you're the pilot of the fighter. The Department of Safety is a good 'shop if at all - the edges of the vinyl decal are lit up from the sunlight shining on and partially into them from the mirror, which is trickier to get right than it sounds. 

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if it was authentic.  I've nearly been swept off the road by more than one idiot texting on their phone.  BTW: Recent evidence suggest the Dilbert Principle applies to Texas Government.

[Shepherd]

In the jet shadow on an airplane photo, given that the sun appears to be in the background of the photo, wouldn't that make the position of the shadow impossible?
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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV