Crossovers That Should Not Be 21: The Revenge of the Snappy Subtitle

[robkelk]

 If Shipgirls are considered a Magical race, could one be used as a familiar?
if so we could replace Harry Potter's Owl with a Shipgirl named Hedwig

Why stop there? Why not drop a shipgirl into The Familiar of Zero?--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[itsune9tl]

 If Shipgirls are considered a Magical race, could one be used as a familiar?
if so we could replace Harry Potter's Owl with a Shipgirl named Hedwig

Why stop there? Why not drop a shipgirl into The Familiar of Zero?

It exists already.
http://www.fanfiction.net/Familiar-of- ... srt=1&r=10

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Enma with Erma. Let's see whether anyone notices.--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

The Lord of the Wands, by JKR Tolkien

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[itsune9tl]

Comming soon to a Casino near you:

Shipgirls of the Line-Dance, a Pyrotechnic performance

[Rajvik]

...but is.

Totally Losing It meets The Animaniacs in "The Mass Effect of Mandy and Buttons" 

[Tennie]

We've switched the Reapers from Mass Effect with the Reavers from Firefly.  Let's see which continuity ends up being worse off as a result...

[itsune9tl]

We've switched the Reapers from Mass Effect with the Reavers from Firefly.  Let's see which continuity ends up being worse off as a result...

 We've switched the Normandy and its crew with the The Serenity and crew. Let's see Who's Secret Organization panics first.

[robkelk]

Not sure whether this is a "should not be" or a "should be":

Takara Miyuki-chan in Wonderland

[robkelk]

GunBuster/MythBusters

[robkelk]

DuckTales in the 24½th Century

[robkelk]

Do Tenchi Muyo cosplay outfits include Zettai Ryoohki?

[DHBirr]

An elaboration from a picture I posted lo these many years ago....

Music:  Some the most ominous excerpts from "Mars:  the Bringer of War" by Holst.  Fairly subdued at first, so it doesn't drown out the narration.

Narration [sounding like Ah-nuld]:  "Space ... source of the Ultimate Evil.  These are the voyages of the Grand Cruiser His Righteous Wrath.  Their never-ending mission:  to destroy strange new worlds; to seek out and exterminate new life forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where only heretics, mutants, and aliens have gone before ... and kill them.  Kill them.  KILL THEM ALL!"

Starring:  Captain Bors Kharkov
Inquisitor Gottlos Strafe, Ordo Hereticus
Apothecary Justacian, of the Sons of Dorn
Canoness Commander Raven Lily, Adepta Sororitas
Commissar Estevus Mao
And approximately one hundred thousand "red shirts."

One planet at a minimum must be wiped clean of life in every episode.

The Emperor Protects

Edit: Oops; forgot the red shirts.
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“We’ve had our differences, but he’s seen the light … and I made sure he moved toward it, instead of coming back.”

[Labster]

All of this talk about shipgirls made me realize that somewhere out there is a John McCain-chan.

A man gets a mysterious notebook, where any name written in it gets eternal life.  But the Life Note only opens once a year.  Oh wait, this one's already been done.  

Well, then how about a man who gets a Gift Note, where every person written in the book gets a present once a year, so long as there are two checkmarks next to that person's name.  Wait, that one's been done too?  All of the good ideas have already been taken.

[Tennie]

We've switched Lina Inverse (Slayers) with Lena "Tracer" Oxton (Overwatch).  Let's see what happens in both continuities...

[itsune9tl]

Holds up a Blue and white Furby.



Now nobody panic, Now imagine what would happen if I handed this guy over to Tinky Winky? 

[Black Aeronaut]

We've switched Lina Inverse (Slayers) with Lena "Tracer" Oxton (Overwatch).  Let's see what happens in both continuities...

Shit in Overwatch-verse is about to get a helluva lot more explodey.

Shit in Slayers-verse is about to get a lot more...  Strategic.

[Star Ranger4]

I'm not sure that turning the whole area of engagement to ash counts as a win. I mean, for example doesn't escort missions require the escorted item to... you know... survive?

[itsune9tl]

I'm not sure that turning the whole area of engagement to ash counts as a win.  I mean, for example doesn't escort missions require the escorted item to... you know... survive?

You talk as if Miss Inverse has no control in spell casting at all.  Evidence points toward her having plenty of control. She just happens to like making big Booms.

[hazard]

Also, making big booms works.

[Tennie]

I'm not sure that turning the whole area of engagement to ash counts as a win.  I mean, for example doesn't escort missions require the escorted item to... you know... survive?

You talk as if Miss Inverse has no control in spell casting at all.  Evidence points toward her having plenty of control. She just happens to like making big Booms.

"Lina want Big Boom."

(Great, now I can't help but imagine a Slayers/Mythbusters crossover!)

Also, making big booms works.

Just ask Junkrat, or D.Va!

[Bob Schroeck]

In the grim darkness of Wizarding Britain there is only war... What vast power will be revealed when Harry Potter becomes the wielder of the Eldar Wand?

[hazard]

Long ago, when vast forests still stood over the world an elven maiden and a Wizard fell in love, and she bore him a child, a daughter. This daughter traveled the lands and fell in love with a mortal, a Man, and she bore him many sons, and many daughters, all of which held some degree of magic like her. But when the Third Age ended the magic waned and carved for her children wands of magic, each set with a hair from her head.

Yet old age will claim all mortals, eventually. When her children passed away one by one they willed their wands to be returned to her and from the strands of her hair be woven a string for a wand of her own. This, then, is the Eldar Wand, a wand of great power rumoured to hold the power of the dead.

[Rajvik]

May have already been done but screw it.

This time we have swapped Rei Ayanami with Rei Hino, lets see what happens with Hino-chan's mother in unit zero

[itsune9tl]

May have already been done but screw it.

This time we have swapped Rei Ayanami with Rei Hino, lets see what happens with Hino-chan's mother in unit zero

It will end in tears....