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Rob Kelk
Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
Rob Kelk
Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
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Oddities spotted in the news
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Americans sent to prison in Ireland.
Describe stay as surprisingly human Aside from the plumbing issue - since the original Prison dates from 1815 and they're in the process of upgrading it. I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed. One day they're going to ban them. 
IIRC the USA once asked the Norwegians to extradite a prisoner to them.
Norway's answer was 'due to the terrible state of your prison system we cannot allow this extradition on humanitarian grounds.' I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed. One day they're going to ban them. I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed. One day they're going to ban them. 
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown
CHOMP.
Fisherman reels in a big shark... ...Just as something even bigger ate it!!! https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/29/australia...index.html 
Finland’s Hobbyhorse Girls, Once a Secret Society, Now Prance in Public
Hobbyhorse dressage is real, folks.
"Kitto daijoubu da yo." - Sakura Kinomoto
DAMMIT LABSTER!!!
*wanders away in... well... Something!!!*
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to rock the sky?
Thats' every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry! NO QUARTER! No Quarter by Echo's Children
Pope Confirms Extra Time In Purgatory For Anyone Who Spoils 'Endgame'
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-confirm...REZ6Tc9j2Q (04-27-2019, 09:42 AM)Norgarth Wrote: Pope Confirms Extra Time In Purgatory For Anyone Who Spoils 'Endgame' Gotta be careful with those religious sites. Has this been confirmed on a similar secular site, such as Walking Eagle News or The Onion?
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown
Dunno, but either way I find it funny. 8)
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown (05-08-2019, 07:13 PM)robkelk Wrote: Flying turtle breaks car windshield. KAOLA!!!!!!!
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to rock the sky?
Thats' every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry! NO QUARTER! No Quarter by Echo's Children
Something I didn't find out about until after the fact: K-Pop Cover Dance Festival
Lots of photos, including some behind-the-scenes.
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown
A little something for the hundreds (if not thousands) of parents who named their daughters after a particular character from Game of Thrones.
Washington Post: How to talk to your daughter Khaleesi about that ‘Game of Thrones’ episode
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown 
<snort>
-- Bob
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold.... I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed. One day they're going to ban them. I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed. One day they're going to ban them. (05-28-2019, 05:25 PM)Dartz Wrote: 1 Vote mattered Wow! That's even closer that Edmonton in 1993. (By the second recount in that election, the margin was 12 votes.) I know there's a trope for this...
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Rob Kelk Sticks and stones can break your bones, But words can break your heart. - unknown 
"Hey lady, can I bum a ride? Just a couple miles down to the Pickanick Market Basket..."
Cute on this side of the screen, perhaps. Not so much at the time.
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noli esse culus
Yeah, I usually keep my doors locked while driving as a matter of course. That would have reduced this encounter from "HOLY FUCK ADRENALINE TIME!" to "Whoah, cool! ....Hope he doesn't fuck up my paint."
That picture though. Such an adorable derpy face for a huge fucking predator intent on sampling some tender, delicious human flesh.
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noli esse culus
Eh. Bears are predators, sure. But it's incredibly rare for them to intentionally go after a human as a source of food. Humans get mauled, sure, but that's mainly because you've somehow irked the bear. (There's a reason why terms like "Poking the bear" exist.) It's such a rare thing that a bear figuring out how to open a car door is commonplace by comparison. (They're actually pretty damn intelligent.)
In this situation? Sure, it was scary as hell. But given that the bear appears to be in great health and does not seem to be behaving aggressively... "Hi. I'm a bear! Do you have something to eat in here? Because it smells like you got something to eat in there. No no, don't get up, I'll just check for myself..." |
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