Images: A perfect 10

[Norgarth]

[Bob Schroeck]

Somebody has to be called "Johnson".



OK, maybe not.

[Norgarth]

Okay, story behind that last one: Somewhere in China, the government decided to build a highway, but it turns out 1 old couple refused to sell their house...

[Mamorien]

Okay, story behind that last one:  Somewhere in China, the government decided to build a highway, but it turns out 1 old couple refused to sell their house...

"Da sanctity of de American Chinese home must be presoived!"
-- a great American actor, No Parking Hare (1954)

[Ebony]

Suddenly I can't help this....

ZARDOZ!  ZARDOZ!

Speaks to you.  His Chosen Ones.

THE GUN IS GOOD.

In case you don't know what that's about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0

(Be warned - a lot of fucking drugs were being done during the making of this film and Sean Connery would dearly like to forget it exists.)

I'll just leave this here....

[Norgarth]

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[Black Aeronaut]

Okay.  Real Talk here from someone who actually has an iPhone.

All 4167 pieces of Garlic Bread is gonna do is give you a fucking heart attack.

Whereas the iPhone is a powerful, compact, touchscreen computer system that also happens to be a cellphone.  Seriously, this is one of those futurism things they talked about in the 1950's that they not only got right, but even wildly underestimated - they would never have imagined something that powerful and user friendly being that small.

Considering what a good computer costs?  Yeah.  I think that's fair.

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[DHBirr]

Some days, you just feel the need to hug a penguin....

Art by Ilya Kuvshinov.

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[hazard]

I'm not getting the 420 one.

[classicdrogn]

I think ti's a drug culture thing? "4:20, time to toke up," or something. I think it was in a song... One of those moldy golden oldies from the 90s maybe.

[robkelk]

I'm not getting the 420 one.

Wikipedia is your friend here.

[Norgarth]

I think ti's a drug culture thing? "4:20, time to toke up," or something. I think it was in a song... One of those moldy golden oldies from the 90s maybe.

Yeah, 4:20 somehow became 'the' time to smoke dope.  And the sign in question is in Colorado, which has a sizable population of potheads.

Note: I realized I had posted that pic twice in a row and have now replaced the second one with a new pic

[classicdrogn]

That has to be easily the worst looking garment I have ever seen, words aside. Like a walking pimple, or a pile of salt.

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None of the audience or the other models in this show look like they're enjoying themselves either...

[Norgarth]

[classicdrogn]

Unusually, I found a second thing to post here so quickly.

"One swing... I thought I found someone strong for sure this time, but they were defeated with just one swing of my sword..."

[hazard]

That vaccination story is amazing. No logic based rebuttal, no breaking out the charts to convince the idiot how much they're wrong. Just a simple, quiet assertion that their rabbit hole isn't deep enough.

And she falls for it, down into Wonderland she goes.

[Black Aeronaut]

To be honest, with all the shit Russia pulled during the election, it wouldn't surprise me one iota if that's what's actually going on.

[Epsilon]

That vaccination story is amazing. No logic based rebuttal, no breaking out the charts to convince the idiot how much they're wrong. Just a simple, quiet assertion that their rabbit hole isn't deep enough.

And she falls for it, down into Wonderland she goes.

Almost certainly thingsthatdidn'thappen.txt.

[DHBirr]

Phil Foglio's Buck Godot comic has made very clear that the Hoffmanite Throwing Spoon is considered an escalation from the Throwing Fork. Thus the Regents Park Police were perfectly in order, confiscating such a horrific weapon.

"Hoffmanite Throwing Fork. Don't make me use the spoon." 
— Frakkus Godot, Buck's uncle