Time Away
by Rob Kelk
Chapter 1
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 27, 2016
10:14 AM
"We need to talk."
"What about, Ami?"
"Us. And Rob."
Mii looked up from her tablet. "You don't look happy. Let's go somewhere else to talk, though."
"Ruiko's out spending her holiday money; she won't overhear us. Funny how we get it a week early here."
"The sales are more than a week early, too. But you're changing the subject. And I want to stretch my legs."
Ami thought for a moment. "I suppose we could go somewhere. Where do you want to go?"
Mii grinned. "Some place where nobody knows us except as fictional characters. And I want to see more of this world."
10:23 AM
Rob hung up his phone. "They'll be ready for you in Windsor by the time you fly in."
"Thanks, Rob," Mii replied. "Why can't we use the portal system?"
"They aren't on the portal system yet. Yes, we should do something about that, but Washuu-chan mentioned that she isn't willing to anchor a portal to any place that doesn't have a Good Neighbour Node."
"We are getting away from everybody else," Mii commented.
Rob nodded. "And before you ask, the closest residence that is on the system is us."
"That's annoying," Ami said. "Oh, well. We'll be back before New Year's Eve. But who said we were flying?" She transformed to Sailor Mercury, took hold of Mii's hands, and shouted "SAILOR TELEPORT!"
Rob blinked, then spoke to the empty space where Mii and Ami had been standing. "I was expecting you to take a plane, but that works. I guess they won't be ready when you get there." After a moment, he added, "I thought it took all five of you to teleport."
He didn't expect a reply to that comment, but he got one anyway as Kuroko walked into the common room, blinking her eyes from the flash. "Ami-san is a very good student, and she's been helping me teach the others what I taught her about teleportation."
"Ah. Have you been learning anything from her?"
"No. The 'science opposes magic' paradigm that Aleister set up makes that impossible."
Rob winced in sympathy. "That's ... annoying."
Club Lofts, Windsor, ON, Canada
December 27, 2016
10:24 AM
The Good Neighbour System failed to go off, since it hadn't been installed yet. The only warning that the building's residents had to their visitors' arrival was a brief light show in the parking lot just outside their front door.
Ami quickly transformed back to her civilian identity, as Mii asked "Are you sure we're in the right place?"
"I'm sure. Why do you ask?"
"There's no snow on the ground. We didn't cross the border to the United States, did we?"
"Why, no," replied a young woman behind them. "You're still in Canada. You must be Ms. Konori and Ms. Mizuno. I'm Mahoro Ando. Welcome to Windsor."
Mahoro was wearing a white apron over a blue short-sleeved maid's dress - not as all-covering as an English or German maid's uniform, but far more modest than a French one - with a red ribbon with a brooch holding it in place as a tie. A maid's cap and a pair of sensible shoes over low socks completed the image of the quintessential professional maid... save for the yellow ribbon in her hair. Mahoro herself was taller than Ami but shorter than Mii, with black hair cut short except for twin bangs falling past her neck and short twin tails at the sides of her head. As Mahoro looked at her visitors, she noticed Mii's chest, causing her to frown in jealousy for a brief moment before she smiled again. But it was a very brief moment; she thought Mii didn't notice her lapse in professionalism.
A voice drifted over from one of the houses next door. "Hey, are you folks doing something weird again?"
Mahoro turned to the fence on the far side of the alleyway between the buildings. "I'm sorry! Mr. Ryuga was experimenting with the building's new lights, and I think he might have overloaded them!" she answered, more loudly than she had spoken with Mii and Ami.
"You better be careful with those big lights. They're expensive to replace."
"We'll keep that in mind! Thank you!" Turning back to the visitors, she continued in a more normal voice, "Let's go inside so you can make yourselves comfortable."
As they walked into the building's foyer, they were met by a tall, blond, handsome, very fit man. "Blaming me for the light show, Mahoro?"
"I'm sorry, Ryuga-san, but I couldn't tell them the truth."
He scowled, then nodded once. "I suppose not. But you owe me a favor." He turned to the visitors. "You're our guests? From what our landlord just told me, I wasn't expecting you for a few hours."
"I'm sorry," Ami replied. "Our landlord forgot that I can teleport. Ami Mizuno; I'm pleased to meet you."
"What? You're Sailor Mercury? Oh, wow!" A cute petite blonde girl who looked to be about Ami's age raced over from the far end of the foyer. "I'm Chizuko Oe; pleased to meet you!"
"Chi-chan, give our guests time to catch their breath. They just got here." Mahoro turned back to Ami. "I'm sorry about that."
"It's all right."
Mii decided she may as well make a chance to introduce herself. "I'm Mii Konori. Pleased to meet you."
"Hello," Chizuko replied politely.
"Chi-chan, where are the others?" Mahoro asked.
"Rin, Miyuki, and Mr. Norgarth are helping Minawa get a guest room ready. The boys are up on the roof. I don't know where anyone else is. I was going to go get some coffee - does anybody else want some?"
"No, thank you," Mii replied.
"Perhaps later, when I can enjoy it," Ami said.
Mahoro simply shook her head. Ryuga pulled a five-dollar bill out of his pocket and handed it to Chizuko. "If you're going to Taloola, bring me back one of those coconut-curry hot chocolates."
"Sure! See you later!" And she headed out the door, humming the Sailor Moon theme slightly off-key and slightly syncopated, with a smile on her face.
Ryuga watched her leave. "She'll be gone for at least a quarter hour." Without turning, he continued, "We understand you're looking for a place to talk."
"Ryuga! Be polite." Mahoro turned from Ryuga to face Ami and Mii. "I apologize for my housemate's lack of manners."
"You and your strange Earth customs," muttered Ryuga as he turned to face the women. "Sorry," he added, not sounding sorry at all. "How much privacy are you looking for?"
"Just enough to keep anybody from overhearing our conversations."
Mahoro smiled. "Then we chose well when we gave you a room with nobody in residence on either side. From the comment that Ms. Oe made, I gather that you're from a world where Sailor Moon exists as a person."
"Ami's the only Sailor Senshi here," Mii answered. "I'm from a place called Academy City."
Mahoro and Ryuga exchanged a quick puzzled glance, then turned their attention back to Mii. "I'm not familiar with that place, Ms. Konori."
"Donaldson-san ... Mr. Donaldson tells me that the stories are rather popular in Japan. I believe he called them A Certain Magical Index and A Certain Scientific Railgun; Railgun - Mikoto Misaka - is a friend of mine."
"That's something I'll have to familiarize myself with later," commented Ryuga. "Right now, let me show you around the place. Mahoro probably wants to get lunch preparations started." She left to do so, and Ryuga showed Ami and Mii around the ground floor, then lead the way up the stairs and went through the doorway to the second floor. "This is the floor where you'll be staying. Let's see ... 201, which we would have given to Ms. Kino if she had joined you, 202, ... here it is: apartment 203." He knocked, then opened the door. "Our guests have arrived."
A man's voice, slightly panicky, came from inside the apartment. "They're here already?"
"Yes," Ryuga answered, "they're both here."
"There's only two of them? Oh, good. I was half-expecting all of the Sailor Senshi to show up." The owner of the voice walked out of one of the bedrooms. "Hi." He looked at Mii, then looked at Ami. "You must be Sailor Mercury."
Ami blushed. Mii frowned for a very brief moment, then smiled. "I suppose she must be, since everyone keeps calling her that. Her name is Ami Mizuno. I'm Mii Konori."
"Oh. Sorry about that. Hello, Ms. Konori and Ms. Mizuno. You can call me Norgarth; everybody else does." They shook hands. "Your room should be ready before lunch."
A blonde girl wearing an apron over a green maid's dress and carrying some sheets stepped out of one of the rooms near the far end of the apartment. "The beds are ready, Mr. Norgarth," she announced through the pile of fabric in her arms, walking toward the group.
"Thank you," he replied. "And it's just Norgarth, not Mr. Norgarth, Minawa. Why do you still have sheets? Do you have to make up another bed?"
"No. I took too many sheets out of the linen closet. I'm sorry." Her last sentence was almost a whisper. "I'll go put them ba-aAAK!" she finished as she tripped on the pattern in the carpet and went flying.
Ryuga caught Minawa before she could hit the floor. The sheets weren't as lucky - and neither was Ami. Minawa looked around, went pale, and said "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!"
Looking like a Halloween ghost, Ami said, "There's no harm done. It's all right."
Mii noticed that Minawa looked much less anxious after hearing Ami's reply. "Here, I'll help you help Ami get free of those sheets."
As everyone was helping Ami get free of those sheets, the door behind them opened again. "We brought the - what happened?"
"I'm sorry," Minawa answered with a bow. "I tripped."
Ami and Mii turned (Mii more easily that Ami) to see that two girls their age had walked in. One - the more tomboyish of the two - was carrying towels and a bottle of shampoo, while the other - the more ladylike and taller of the two - was carrying a vase of well-arranged flowers. The latter spoke, saying "As long as nobody was hurt, there's no harm done," (which made Minawa smile slightly). Casually putting the vase down at the exact center of the dining table, she continued, "I see that our guests have already arrived. My name is Rin Todoriki; I'm happy to meet you."
"And I'm Miyuki Sakura. Pleased to meet you."
The visitors from Ottawa introduced themselves. Miyuki reacted the same way that Chizuko had earlier, but with less blatant enthusiasm and hero-worship. While Rin controlled her own reactions, Mii noticed that she did recognize Ami's name.
"I hope that you find this room to be comfortable while you're here," Rin said once introductions were completed. "If there's anything that we can do you make you feel more at home, please don't hesitate to ask."
"And if you want some bath salts or oils, come straight to me," Miyuki added.
"Excuse me..." Everyone turned to Minawa. "Do you want my help with unpacking your bags?"
Mii looked at Ami. Ami looked at Mii. "I knew we forgot something." They both turned to Minawa. Mii smiled in that Japanese way of turning a bad situation into a joke. "We forgot to pack."
"I would be happy to lend you some clothing, Ms. Konori," Rin replied.
Mii took a closer look at her, and realized that the comment she was about to make about Rin's tops probably not fitting her wasn't accurate. She didn't wonder why Ms. Todoriki was hiding her figure; she had firsthand experience with the unwanted attention those measurements usually brought. "Thank you, but I couldn't put you to such trouble."
"It's no trouble at all."
"And I do have some holiday money."
Rin smiled. "Of course I know of a good place to go shopping for clothes after lunch."
Meanwhile, Ami and Minawa had been whispering to each other, mainly because Minawa was embarassed about discussing her sizes in front of Ryuga and Norgarth. Their quiet conversation finished with Ami saying "I appreciate that, Minawa-san. I would be happy to borrow your coat while I go shopping today."
Minawa smiled, then wondered why she wasn't nervous any more around Ami - Ms. Mizuno, she corrected herself. Maybe it was because she hadn't shown anything but happiness while they were together. The only other person Minawa knew who was like that was Mahoro.
1:07 PM
"I don't know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it."
Mii made sure the door was closed and locked, then turned to Ami. "What's wrong?"
"The way those boys just leered at you. Suguru less than the others, I'll grant. They treated you as if you were a ... a ..."
"A sex fantasy?" Mii sat down beside her friend and practically-fiancée, close but giving her some personal space. "Why do you think I have such an unflattering hairdo? I'm used to it. And they can't help it; they're teenage boys."
Ami didn't mention that she thought Mii's hairdo suited her facial structure and personality. "You never get that at home. Did they even notice that you wear glasses?"
Mii thought for a moment, then smiled disarmingly. "Home is a special case. Almost nobody is as much of a gentleman as Mamoru-san is. And Rob is as much a gentleman in his own way as Wataru is back in Academy City. Accelerator ..." Mii thought about the times she'd spent with their apartment-mate, and after a short moment, continued, "he just doesn't seem to care. But when I go anywhere else, I have to remind people where my eyes are - that, or wear loose clothing."
"That's terrible."
"Ami, you sound like Skuld-sama. And not just because you two have a seiyuu collision in this reality. One of these days, we should get the two of you together to talk with Hisakawa-san. As for being ogled, it isn't so bad. At least the boys noticed me."
Ami winced as she realized just how much attention the girls their age had been giving her. Comments that Ruiko-san had made back in Ottawa about having watched Sailor Moon in reruns when she was younger suddenly took on new meaning to Ami - like it or not, she was a celebrity. "I'm sorry."
"Don't be. I wanted to go some place where we're only known as fictional characters. I didn't expect that everyone would only know who you were." Mii shrugged. "It happens."
"If you're sure...?" Ami didn't think Mii was happy with the situation, but she wasn't going to press the matter any further unless Mii wanted to talk about it.
"I'm sure. Now, what did you want to talk about, away from everybody else?"
Before Ami could answer, there was a knock at the door, followed by Mahoro's voice. "Are you two ready to go shopping?"
They looked at each other. "We'd better," commented Mii.
"We'll be right out!" Ami answered both Mii and Mahoro.
4:33 PM
Ami and Mii dropped shopping bags filled with clothes on their beds. Mahoro and Minawa both started unpacking for them, putting blouses on hangers before the girls from Ottawa could react.
"Oh, you don't need to do that!" Ami insisted as she started unpacking one of her own bags.
Mahoro looked puzzled as she continued working. "Don't you have a maid to do this for you in Ottawa? Funtom Placement Services told me that I was on the short list for a position there, but I was never called for an interview."
Mii shook her head. "Maika doesn't have time to do all of our housework; she's in charge of keeping the common areas clean, not our private spaces. She only washes our clothes if we ask her to."
"Kuroko-san and Mikoto-san ask her to, all the time."
Mii raised an eyebrow, then lowered it while she nodded. "They're rich girls from a private academy. Of course they're going to think that that's normal."
"That isn't fair. I'm not poor, but I do my own laundry," Ami pointed out.
"Yes, you lived in a luxury high-rise in Tokyo, your mother collects jewels, and you own an entire planet. But you never had the upbringing that taught you that you were entitled to personal maid services."
Ami was surprised for a moment, then remembered what she'd realized earlier. Of course Mii knew all that. "Mother doesn't collect jewels, just diamonds. And I don't own Mercury, I'm just its Senshi and Princess. Of course I should do my own housework."
Mii smiled. "Has anyone ever told you that you're cute when you're defending yourself emotionally?"
"Rob has, once or twice."
"Oh, you have a boyfriend?" Minawa asked while taking a pair of slacks out of the last bag Ami had brought back from the store and draping them on a hanger.
Mii and Ami stopped talking, turned to Mahoro and Minawa, and realized they'd never actually told the maids to stop.
"All done!" Mahoro's smile lit up the room. "We'll unpack your bags right away, Konori-san," she added.
"No, please, I'd rather do that myself," Mii replied quickly.
"It's no trouble," Minawa started to reply, only to be stopped by Mahoro.
"If that is what you want, of course we'll leave it to you, Ms. Konori," the older (but still young) maid began, only to be interrupted by a light flashing from her brooch. She quickly held the brooch by both sides and said, "What's wrong?"
A gruff male voice that neither Mii nor Ami had heard before replied, "We have uninvited guests. Three unidentified targets incoming. They're humanoid, but they're flying."
"Radar indicates they're very dense, probably robots of some sort," another voice they hadn't heard before added.
"Can we help?" Ami asked immediately.
"It's possible that we might be familiar with your 'uninvited guests', if only by reputation," Mii added.
Mahoro simply nodded as everybody raced to the roof.
4:44 PM
The fog around the building's roof cleared to reveal the three invading robots ripped limb from limb, inert pieces of humanoid chassis scattered all over the roof. Ami sighed. "That didn't slow anybody down, did it?"
"It would have if we relied on vision," that gruff male voice they'd heard earlier replied - from the mouth of what appeared to be a black panther.
Mahoro nodded in agreement. "But Ryuga-san, Slash," she gestured toward the panther, "and I don't need to rely on vision. We all have other combat sensors that we can fall back on."
"And I could hear them," Minawa added.
Ami turned to Mii, who said, "And my esper power lets me see through your fog, so I could avoid their attacks. But I think it wasn't a waste to use your Shabon Spray - at least we don't need to explain a life-and-death combat to the next-door neighbours."
Ami smiled slightly as she reached down and picked up one of the robot heads. "There is that."
Slash scowled as he watched Ami. "Taking souvenirs from a battlefield is an amateur move."
Ami looked annoyed for a brief moment, then forced herself to calm down as she answered Slash. "I'm not taking a souvenir - I'm going to scan this and ask people at other residences whether they recognize this kind of robot. There were three of them, so it's reasonable to assume there are more; maybe even a mass-production line making them somewhere." Ami put the head on top of a fence pole, pulled out and opened the Mercury Computer, and proceeded to run her scans.
"And the more we know about them, the easier our future fights against them will be," added Mii. "Let's clean up this rooftop, then go back inside and do an after-action debriefing."
Slash's scowl disappeared. "Finally - somebody who's a professional."
While the others picked up the wreckage of their opponents, Ami continued to scan the robot head ... and then scanned her hosts. She realized that Kuroko Shirai's attitudes regarding potential combatants had started to take hold in her as well, but that didn't stop her.
The only one to notice Ami's scans was Slash - who assumed she was scanning the robot parts that the others were gathering up.
Fifteen minutes later, Mii and Ami walked back into their room, Ami reading an email that had just arrived on the Mercury Computer. "Take a look at this," she said to Mii as she turned the palmtop so they could both see the screen.
She read the message, and grunted in surprise. "Of all the people to reply, I wouldn't have expected Meg Deckard to be first. What's a '55C'?"
Ami typed a few keys, and after a moment, footage from an anime started to play. "It appears to be a combat robot model from the same universe as the 33-Stars," she replied.
They both watched the footage for a few minutes.
Finally, Mii spoke. "The ... 'Boomers', was it?" Ami nodded. "The ones we fought flew in. Those ones" - Mii pointed at the screen - "don't have any flight capability."
Ami nodded solemnly. "Which means either the robots we fought weren't Boomers, or ..."
"... or somebody upgraded them. And their attacks matched the ones in the anime."
Ami went pale. "Oh, dear."
"We're alone, Ami."
"Oh, fuck."
"Exactly. You call Rob, I'll call Tessa." They both reached for their phones and moved to opposite ends of the room.
Mii's call connected first. "Testarossa speakig."
"Hi, Tessa. It's Mii. No time for pleasantries. I'm visiting the Windsor residence right now, and we were just attacked by Boomers."
"Boomers? I wasn't aware of the presence of any attack submarines in the Great Lakes."
"Not that sort. Combat robots from Bubblegum Crisis. Meg Deckard says they were 55C models."
"I see. Why didn't the Good Neighbor System react to this?"
"Our hosts said something about not having time to install their node."
After a moment, Tessa replied, "I will contact Washuu-chan. Please let your hosts know that they need to make the time to install their Good Neighbor System node."
"Will do. And thanks. I'll talk with you again later." She hung up and turned to Ami, just in time to see her hang up as well. Before Mii could say anything, she received a text from Vancouver. Reading it, she acknowledged receipt, then turned her attention back to Ami. "Washuu-chan's on the way. What did Rob say?" Mii asked as she put her phone in her pocket.
"He was worried about two possible foes joining forces. And he asked for a written report that he could submit to Lord Phantomhive's oversight board and share with the other apartment managers." Ami suddenly smiled. "And he said he already misses both of us."
Just then, there was a knock at the door, followed by Miyuki's voice. "Mahoro asked me to tell you that dinner won't be until 6:30."
Mii, being closer to the apartment door than Ami was, walked over and opened the door, just in time to see Miyuki about to open the stairwell door. "Thanks! And I have some news - you're about to get another visitor, from Vancouver."
Miyuki turned, said "I'll let Norgarth know," then turned back to the stairwell and headed downstairs.
Mii closed the apartment door, turned to Ami, pulled out her phone, and commented, "Our talk will have to wait until after dinner - I have an after-action report to write for Rob."
Ami offered the Mercury Computer to Mii. "Would you prefer something with a keyboard?"
Mii put her phone down and took the palmtop. "That would make it easier, thanks."
10:36 PM
"Thanks for helping me with this, Konori-san." Washuu was using one of her tools to open a passage through the wall struts. By no means was she cutting a channel - that would have been far too primitive. She was displacing molecules in a straight line in order to have a place to run a datalink line.
"You've done a lot for everyone else, Washuu-chan. This is the least I could do to repay -- STOP!" Washuu froze. "You almost cut through a support beam."
As she pulled some support braces out of a subspace pocket and set them up around the girder that she was about to molecularly separate, Washuu said, "Don't want to bring the building down on us, do we? Good thing you can see through the walls."
From the stairs, Ami asked, "How much longer do you expect to be?"
Washuu laughed. "In a building this size? We're working all night, Mizuno-san. Or should I say 'Mercury-dono'?"
Ami sighed. "Please don't." Then smiled and added, "Call me Ami-chan!" They all laughed at that. Turning to Mii, she continued, "I guess we're having our conversation tomorrow."
Mii nodded. "Sorry."
As Washuu and Mii continued installing the Good Neighbor System, Ami returned to her guest room to look over the scans that she had taken earlier that day. The people running cables and installing sensors wouldn't be the only ones spending a sleepless night.
Three hours later, Ami regretted swearing like a sailor earlier in the day - that left her with nothing stronger to use when she realized what she was looking at.
--
Rob Kelk
Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
Boycotting all products from the USA as long as that country's leader continues to threaten to annex my native country.
Government of Canada: How to immigrate to Canada
Government of Canada: Claiming refugee protection (asylum) from within Canada
Rob Kelk
Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
Boycotting all products from the USA as long as that country's leader continues to threaten to annex my native country.
Government of Canada: How to immigrate to Canada
Government of Canada: Claiming refugee protection (asylum) from within Canada