Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

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Shonen: Who can beat who ? Attract Powerscalers.
Shojo : Who is gonna end up with who ? Attract shippers.

Through this simple definition we realize Chainsaw-Man is Shojo.

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You measure garlic with your heart, and my heart says 'all the garlic that has ever existed'.

[ECSNorway]

"Ah… ahahaha… I'm in trouble aren't I?"

"Yes." Theresa replied flatly, tapping her communicator and making Kiana's image flip left-to-right. Given Kiana's second flinch, her screen'd clearly switched to Rage of The Teri Teri as well. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

"Ahahaha… Mei would be lonely without me?"

Theresa, eyebrows twitching, waved us out with her free hand as she rounded on her grand-niece.
"Young lady, what were you thinking? What would Siegfried say!?"

"E-er… he'd tell me to get better at jacking planes?"

To Dance On Thin Icei, chapter 38

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From a QQ quotes thread, no source cited:

"It's crazy 'living in your parent's basement' was ever an insult. With how BS rent is, if they're letting you stay for free then all I hear is that your family loves you. Not really the dig you think it is."

[Norgarth]

My Life as a Teenage Juggernaut

"I will only remind you of what happened here in Brockton Bay during the Simurgh's attack on Canberra," Colin explained. "Juggernaut set her goal to stopping it. She was given a precise heading and distance so she could go there and, I quote, 'Punch the stupid out of Eidolon.'"

"That suggests Eidolon is somehow involved in directing the Endbringers," Emily finally said with a deepening frown.

"Possibly," Colin said. "I know he is currently off duty for disciplinary reasons that I can not access due to security concerns. It happened shortly after Juggernaut punched Crawler into oblivion."

"Really?" Emily said. "I know the man has a chip on his shoulder, but to do something because he felt upstaged by a Ward? Shadow Stalker was more mature than that."

The burn from that was so bad that the sprinkler system in Eidolon's quarters went off.