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Quotes to hang a story on
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"...'Thank Ghu my headache is finally gone!' the pilot said. 'What was in those pills, anyway?'"
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. 
"James you b**ta*d!"
(Indignantly) "What did I do?" (Raised eyebrow) (Sighs dejectedly) "Ok, what did now?"
"Okay, I'm only going to ask this once: which one of you lunatics biomodded the wombat?"
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
'Oh, dear. I thought that was tea!'
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice." -- Heinlein's Razor 
"Huh? Nah, it's not a biomod, I gained these freaky instinctive reflexes surviving cons as a kid. Here's what the biomod gave..."
(Why yes, I am at a comicon today. Crowded dealer's room was crowded.) ----- Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer. 
"It's the same old story: boy joins Roughriders, boy meets squirrel, boy gets squirrel, boy loses squirrel..."
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 
"I did warn you they'd do something drastic if it looked like we'd wriggle out of going along with a Yes vote."
"Yes, thank you, Boris..."
"Of all the things you could have called yourself when you went into space, why did you pick 'Gemini Crickett'?"
Edit: Just noticed a post count of "1"... Welcome to the Collective, JakeGrey! -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
"That day you've all feared has come to pass. The Professor has broken the Universe. Again."
"If you take nothing else away from my story, remember this. If someone talks about 'hard men making make hard decisions' and means it, they have to be stopped. At any cost."
"Idiots! All these launches keep triggering false alarms! And one of these days I'm not going to make it back from the shitter fast enough to keep Dead Hand from triggering. And then where will we be?"
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"The only thing crazier then The Professor at this point was the Universe."
"When you're in the business of fooling nature, it's too easy to forget that nature doesn't tolerate fools."
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"Just how do you people know all the quirks of something you just handwaved, anyway?"
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
We don't, we just keep trying related memes until it works.
"In an effort to reverse declining population trends and ease the strain on the country's social services, the Japanese government has announced the creation of the Greater Tokyo special Residency and Business Zone - to be known as MegaTokyo, for short"
________________________________ --m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig? Dartz Wrote:"In an effort to reverse declining population trends and ease the strain on the country's social services, the Japanese government has announced the creation of the Greater Tokyo special Residency and Business Zone - to be known as MegaTokyo, for short""Ahh yes, the Tokio Expansion Act... also known as the Summon Gozilla Law."
"Nothing makes a locomotive boiler explosion worse like adding reactor-grade uranium to the problem." -- Charlie Stross.
"Well, with the new city and the deregulation of handwavium trade, they figured they'd need a new police force to handle the potential for handwavium incidents - fair enough - but you think they'dve known better than to choose a name like ADvanced Police? That's just asking for trouble IMHO"
"Does the Professor really exist?" ________________________________ --m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?
"And, as a final note: disbelief this close to the Void Engine can be fatal. So, keep the faith, and as Steve Perry said, don't stop believin'."
Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
"What are you doing wrapping that fuel rod in hundreds?"
"Enrichening it" ________________________________ --m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?
Why did you put Monty Python and the Holy Grail into the wavium?
Shinji: "You are all individuals!"
A crowd of Reis: "We are all individuals." Asuka Gina: "I'm not!" -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
"He's not the security chief, he's a very naughty boy,"
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(Possibly a bit too long, but I couldn't resist.)
"Well, I guess Handwavium doesn't make a good substitute for red mercury." "Nope." "Looks like chlorine trifluoride and dioxygen difluoride are immune to the slapstick effect, too." "Yep." "Any idea how we're going to explain this mess when Mum and Dad get home... or where home used to be, rather?" "Nope." |
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