Songs Doug Should Never *EVER* Play
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Songs Doug Should Never *EVER* Play
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 Quote:Several songs from "Cats" might work as well. Ebony the Black Dragon Senior Editor, Living Room Games www.lrgames.com Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." 
Well, Doug does use "Song of the Jellicles" when he manifests Kat for a chat at the beginning of chapter 7.
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
Here is a song from Hammerfalls latest album "Crimson Thunder". While I like it I think Doug should stear well clear of it, unless for some reason he needed a few demons around.
On The Edge Of Honour Led by temptation into the underworld to absence of season and time Soldiers of Fortune, Soldiers of the Night back to back, ready to fight Enchanted gardens, where Evil slipped away through darkness, fire and rage Uncanny demons will dance upon your grave as soon as you become their slave Surrender or fight, there's nowhere to turn The Bringer of Light, where are you now Forever our hearts will burn Immortal Riders, Protectors of the Earth lost in the abode of the dead Misled through darkness and mislead by desire inside the midst of the fire Surrender or fight, there's nowhere to turn The Bringer of Light, where are you now Forever our hearts will burn Fallen Angels, arise from your graves Free your spirits and unite before the blood of the Unicorn colors the night From the ruins of hell we shall rise On The Edge Of Honour we see the light of the Unicorn soaring the night [Lead: both] Born to conquer the fight, here we stand with the Future in our hands Through fire we'll rise to touch the sky [Solo: Stefan] Oooh... [Lead: both] Note this line in particular: The Bringer of Light, where are you now Doesn't Lucifer mean "The Bringer of Light", if so the song repetadly ask where the devil is at the moment. Not a good thing to do.
I dunno, there are times when a demonic horde can come in handy.
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
when ever cristmas songs come up, I always wonder what Doug's metagift would think of "Cristmas at ground zero" or "the night santa went crazy" by Weird Al . Can any one say Doug dressed in red with lots of big guns?
...Because Doug doesn't strike me as the type to go in for self-immolation.
Even if it is Mutual Assured Destruction. Quote:
Huh. Which album is that off? I have many but not all of TMBG's CDs; maybe it's time to buy a new one.
Quote:Wait until you see where the evolving plans for the "Sailor Moon" Step take him... -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
How about "I Kill Children" by the Dead Kennedys? (really the song doesn't feel like it would do anything at all, but boy, you wouldn't want to test that)
>Wait until you see where the evolving plans for the "Sailor Moon" Step take him...
What, Venusian planetside? Speaking of Sailor Moon... Boston - Cool the Engines Bananarama - Venus ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man Akino Arai - Tsuki no Ie (House of the Moon) Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke AC/DC - Thunderstruck Thomas Dolby - Armegeddon [I'm sorry, I really don't have any] [Ideas for these two. Suggestions?] They Might Be Giants - It's All Been Done Blessed be. -n =========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious."
Hmm...I think I'll try to come up with my own complete list of Senshi songs at some point, but here are a few just off the top of my head.
Mamoru: October Project - Where You Are Usagi: Madonna - I'll Remember Rei: Dream Theater - Burning My Soul Haruka/Michiru: Finger Eleven - Suffocate Setsuna: Grey Eye Glances - Close Your Eyes Yep, definitely going to try and think of more. I tried to pick these not necessarily just from the titles, so apologies in advance if some of them seem like somewhat odd choices. Quote:It's from Apollo 18. On a similar They Might Be Giants note, due to sheer uselessness (though it'd be a different story if Doug could force his metatalent to interperet it as Dr. Wyrm...): Quote: Quote:Huh. I have that one; I guess I haven't listened to it enough to remember that track. And I definitely don't know Dr. Worm. Hmm. I wonder if that would summon Mr. Mind from the Shazam continuity... -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
Rock & Roll Princess, by The Scanty, the second opening to Full Moon wo Sagashite. The lyrics translate, roughly, as:
"I'll become a rock & roll princess, because the rock spirit just makes me dance. Rock star, it's exciting, to shout out the message of love, 'Hello', the chime says, and that starts my high-school days. I'll raise my hand like always, that's for sure. 'Good night', the chime says, it's pillow-talk time with my Teddy (bear). Heart full of love, I swear this to the starry sky. In my polka-dot pants, filled with patches, I stamp around and make my way with cool steps. I'll become a rock & roll princess, because the rock spirit just makes me dance. Shine on, oh rock princess, Raise your voice for revival!" ... Likely effects? Well, unless it acted as a summoning song, the two most likely lines for Doug's metagift to latch onto are 'Rock & Roll Princess ni natte' or 'Rock Spirit odoridasu'. In other words, it'd likely either act as a tranformation song, or compel him to dance to it. ![[Image: Aleh.jpg]](http://www.animecubed.com/billy/pics/sigs/Aleh.jpg)
Here's another song from Hammerfalls latest album. If this turns out to be a gatesong, he'd probably be better of staying put no matter what world he's in at the moment rather then using the gate.
The Unforgiving Blade When the sky is turning black, you fear the dawn Your inner voice compels you, but you're all alone Thy secret sense lies still obscure within your shattered dreams, and all you can do is scream Long ago you spoke the words of heresy Twenty years of running brings back memories All your wisdom made me seek the truth that lied beyond my inner dreams "Follow the one that fell from the crimson skies" I remember the words, I can never forget your demise And now your world's falling down For all the games that you played And as your soul's falling down You'll meet The Unforgiving Blade Should have seen it coming when you rolled the dice Deeper and deeper, falling, away from your paradise [Solo: Stefan] Innocent eyes observing the Crimson Skies, awaiting for someone to heal the burning lies And now your world's falling down For all the games that you played And as your soul's falling down You'll meet The Unforgiving Blade And now your...
Creed: What if
'Forked tongues in bitter mouths Can drive a man to bleed from inside out' and 'I know I can't hold the hate inside my mind 'Cause what consumes your thoughts controls your life' Given how LT was acting in the middle of the recent fight I seriously don't think he should use a song that would almost certainly get him that angry. Also: Bad Religion: Kyoto Now 'It's a matter of prescience No, not the science fiction kind It's all about ignorance, and greed, and miracles for the blind the media parading, disjointed politics founded on petrochemical plunder and we're its hostages If you stand to reason you're in the game the rules might be elusive but our pieces are the same and you know if one goes down we all go down as well the balance is precarious as anyone can tell this world's going to hell ' Like most Bad Religion lyrics, it would be way too nasty - I can imagine Doug reading the lyrics and vowing to absolutely NEVER listen to it - just to be safe. OTOH, it is minorly relevant to certain anime universes: BGC certainly and perhaps NGE. Maybe Gasaraki although I freely admit I've talked that topic to death. D for Drakensis You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.
The title alone is enough:
Pop Goes The World, by Men Without Hats. -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
If Doug is playing "Pop Goes the World" himself, it's not so bad as long as the spoken word intro is retained. What good is he, if he's a man without a hat?
How about "I'm on Fire" by Bruce Springsteen? Not just because of _that_, but: Quote:Ouch. "Springtime for Hitler" probably isn't so good either.
Well, his metagift wouldn't interpret the lyrics that literally... but it probably wouldn't be too pleasant anyway.
And yes, we have no "Springtime for Hitler" today... -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
I believe this one would qualify as a 'Never Play', not only for it's content but for its prodigious use of banjos and mouth-harps.
"I'm Destroying the World" by Guttermouth Hey Mark its fourth and goal Why don't you get your dad a beer Then do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here. Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read not watch tv Mark never plays no football With the kids across the street. Hey Mom hey Dad yeah sports are great if you like touching other men but when we touch each other off the field well this becomes a sin So I understand if you think i'm slow but I don't want to be like you! Because of you and mommy it's what I was born to do. (Yee-hah!) I'm destroying the world! I don't really give a sh*t cuz it feels so g**damn cool! I'm destroying the world! I don't really give a sh*t, no... Sorry, son we understand that you just don't fit in. So I filled your mom's prescription; you'll be one of us again. Hey I don't give a sh*t bout what you think you made me just who I am! I'm taking up the banjo to execute my evil plan! (Let's go!) I'm destroying the world! I don't really give a sh*t cuz it feels so g**damn cool! I'm destroying the world! I don't really give a sh*t, no! (Hm...I reckon so...) All this in a maddening 1:58. First time I heard this song, I was watching NGE and thinking, "What a goof AMV this would make." Draconan Quote:Okay, just for this comment alone I've got find this song! -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
Try to remember the lyrics 'detachable penis' are constantly said through out the song. lyrics- www.wildcity.com/lyrics/detach.htm "Big Balls" by AC/DC or Will Oldham lyrics- users.bart.nl/~ljmeijer/o.../balls.htm "Fuck Me In The Ass From Afar" Trying to find the bands name and the lyrics to this song. Heard it a few times on the radio before it disappeared. It has at least 3 chorus breaks from what I remember, all of witch are basically 'fuck me in the ass from afar' repeated a few times.
Poisoning the Pigeons, by Dr. Demento.
It's a light, cheerful tune... about how wonderful it is to serve cyanide-coated peanuts to park animals. (Including, but not limited to, pigeons)
Close, but no cigar.
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park Thank you. Blessed be. -n (It was on one of The Good Doctor's collection albums, though.) =========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious."
> Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park
Well, if you're mentioning Tom Lehrer songs that Doug shouldn't play, the first one to my mind is "The Masochism Tango". I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, dear. You can raise welts Like nobody else, As we dance to the Masochism Tango. Let our love be a flame, not an ember, Say it's me that you want to dismember. Blacken my eye, Set fire to my tie, As we dance to the Masochism Tango. At your command Before you here I stand, My heart is in my hand... Yeech! It's here that I must be. My heart entreats, Just hear those savage beats, And go put on your cleats And come and trample me. Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany, That's why I'm in such exquisite agony. My soul is on fire, It's aflame with desire, Which is why I perspire when we tango. You caught my nose In your left castanet, love, I can feel the pain yet, love, Ev'ry time I hear drums. And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love, With the thorns underneath, love, Sticking into your gums. Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches. The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash That you made with your lash, As we danced to the Masochism Tango. Bash in my brain, And make me scream with pain, Then kick me once again, And say we'll never part. I know too well I'm underneath your spell, So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup] 'Scuse me! Take your cigarette from its holder, And burn your initials in my shoulder. Fracture my spine, And swear that you're mine, As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
If Doug could manage to stay out of the action, sounds like a great song to use on a massed enemy during a solo operation.
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. |
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