The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

The last Time Lord in existence sat alone in his Tardis. The Cloister Bell rang.
--Sam
"I should like a hat like that."

[WengFook]

Buh?_______________________________
We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night.
- A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[ECSNorway]

A pastiche of "The Shortest Novel Ever", whose original author I forget. It went like this:
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Norgarth]

The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
... but it was just an automated telemarketing program. __________________
666-HELL The phone number of the Beast
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Morganite]

The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
It was the last woman on Earth.
-Morgan, whether or not she'll sleep with him is outside the scope of this project?"Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)

[Bob Schroeck]

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A pastiche of "The Shortest Novel Ever", whose original author I forget.

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Knock by Fredric Brown.

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.