A short, light-hearted Harry Potter story from Kinsfire, who is better known for extended Harry-beds-everything-with-breasts sagas:
Death 1, Destiny 0
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Death 1, Destiny 0
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...