My Naruto self-insert character (ie. ego-stroking/deflating)

[Bob Schroeck]

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Somehow the ability to make Saki (rice wine) at will would be very popular.

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Please forgive me, but this is one of my pet peeves. Allow me to quote from my still-under-construction writer's guide:

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"Saki" is either a Steel Angel with a lesbian attraction to pink-haired androids named Kurumi, or the pen name of early 20th-Century British humorist and author H.H. Munro. "Sake" is an alcoholic beverage made from rice.
Guess which one is sold in bottles in Japan.
Guess which one some fan writers try to have people drink

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-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...