I bought a little bunny/The Seven Substitute Shinobi

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All these fics where the ninja are hired as bosyguars who can live with the kids, and Naruto ends up in Gryffindor? BUllshit. Yeah, he cas courage, but Naruto's defining traits are loyalty to his precious people and hard work - hufflepuff to the core. Sasuke in Slytherin, now that one's obvious, but Sakura in Ravenclaw is bull, too, when she's devoted to the Uchiha brat to the point where she lets her skills suffer in favor of trying to look attractive. Maybe after the chuunin exams, more likely after the timeskip, but before then? Not a chance. Kabuto, with the sheer balls to be a deep cover spy for years, and probably Choji could go Gryf, while Shikamaru and the Hyuuga genin seem likely Ravenclaws. Tenten could be Slytherin, since the only thing we really know about her personality is that her goal is to be like the famous Tsunade of the San-nin.
Bah... It's not like I'm going to write a Potterfic of any stripe any time soon; wile I can read them if they're divergent enoguh I can't bloody stand re-reading the actual books to get the events straight.
- CDThat which does not kill us... has made its last mistake.
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
Next morning, Harry found himself butt-naked in the other side of town, mouth tasting of lima beans. - from Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage
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