The Muggle Way by imjustaguy -- sadly abandoned, it seems -- approaches this idea within the context of a crossover with Buffy The Vampire Slayer. While it lasted it was interesting...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...