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Be werry werry quiet....
Re: I'm shoked and dismayed
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Well, pretty much any time you power up the heroes, you'll also need to power up the villains, unless it was such a mismatch form the beginning that you're only trading one deus ex machina for another.
(What do you call a sudden plot twist that beats the enemy with a giant robot? Deus Ex Maxima! Or maybe just "Megadeus X...")
Of course, one thing Voldemort seems to have overlooked in his whole fleeing from death, I am unkillable thing, is that there's things much worse than just dying - I suppose he counts on the "forces of light" to not be able to stomach, say, lopping off his arms and legs, treating the stumps with a combination acid/healing enchantment so they are eaten away exacty as fast as they regenerate and his body is maintained just short of death, and stuffing him in a sealed box that is then tossed into the foundation hole of a new muggle skyscraper just before the concrete is poured.
Heck, a Harry raised by someone like Dark Schneider or John COnstantine could probably summmon a demon, give it whatever horcruxes were handy (soul segments, after all) and bind it to find the rest of that soul and return to its hell.
I don't care how it comes about, though, I just want to see someone asking someone else incredulously, "What kind of pathetic, sorry excuse for a wizard uses a WAND!? What are you, Tinkerbell?" Preferably to Snape, so he can be smacked around for demonstration when he inevitably takes offense.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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Be werry werry quiet.... - by SkyeFire - 09-04-2006, 08:08 AM
Be werry werry quiet.... - by Rieverre - 09-04-2006, 08:57 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by sweno - 09-04-2006, 09:25 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Acyl - 09-04-2006, 11:30 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Valles - 09-04-2006, 04:17 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by ClassicDrogn - 09-04-2006, 05:51 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by ECSNorway - 09-04-2006, 05:56 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Bob Schroeck - 09-05-2006, 02:37 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Morganite - 09-05-2006, 04:48 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Norgarth - 09-05-2006, 06:55 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Bob Schroeck - 09-05-2006, 07:02 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by DHBirr - 09-05-2006, 09:46 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Bob Schroeck - 09-06-2006, 02:43 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by sweno - 09-06-2006, 09:57 AM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by Bob Schroeck - 09-06-2006, 01:59 PM
Re: Be werry werry quiet.... - by DHBirr - 09-06-2006, 11:27 PM
HP/AMS bunny just jumped me. - by ECSNorway - 09-07-2006, 04:02 PM
Re: HP/AMS bunny just jumped me. - by ECSNorway - 09-07-2006, 08:53 PM
Huh? - by happerry - 09-09-2006, 02:01 AM
Re: Huh? - by DHBirr - 09-09-2006, 02:39 AM
Re: Huh? - by ECSNorway - 09-09-2006, 07:29 AM
Re: Huh? - by happerry - 09-09-2006, 08:09 PM
I'm shoked and dismayed - by CattyNebulart - 09-13-2006, 09:31 AM
Re: I'm shoked and dismayed - by ClassicDrogn - 09-13-2006, 10:12 AM
Horticruxes - by Jinx999 - 09-13-2006, 01:43 PM
Re: I'm shoked and dismayed - by Bob Schroeck - 09-13-2006, 02:00 PM
Re: Horcruxes - by Bob Schroeck - 09-13-2006, 02:01 PM
....twisted and evil... - by gamlain - 09-13-2006, 04:31 PM
Re: Horcruxes - by Custos Sophiae - 09-13-2006, 04:35 PM
Re: Horcruxes - by Bob Schroeck - 09-13-2006, 06:56 PM
Re: Horcruxes - by Custos Sophiae - 09-13-2006, 07:50 PM
Re: Horcruxes - by ClassicDrogn - 09-14-2006, 12:24 AM
....twisted and evil... - by drakensis - 09-14-2006, 10:03 AM
Hossenfeffer - by SkyeFire - 09-14-2006, 10:30 PM
Re: Hossenfeffer - by Custos Sophiae - 09-14-2006, 11:46 PM
re:Hossenfeffer - by ordnance11 - 09-15-2006, 07:09 PM
A scenelet... - by Duane Peters - 09-15-2006, 07:36 PM
Re: A scenelet... - by Norgarth - 09-16-2006, 03:36 AM
Re: A scenelet... - by Disruptor - 09-16-2006, 04:07 AM
Re: Horcruxes - by DHBirr - 09-16-2006, 04:23 AM
Re: A scenelet... - by Evil Midnight Lurker - 09-16-2006, 05:54 AM
Re: A scenelet... - by Disruptor - 09-16-2006, 06:20 AM
Re: A scenelet... - by Evil Midnight Lurker - 09-16-2006, 06:28 AM
Re: A scenelet... - by ClassicDrogn - 09-16-2006, 06:44 PM
Re: A scenelet... - by Disruptor - 09-16-2006, 09:39 PM
Re: A scenelet... - by Evil Midnight Lurker - 09-17-2006, 01:27 AM
Re: A scenelet - by Angryoptimist - 09-20-2006, 01:58 AM

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