Realms has a new chapter.
And The Black Paw is up to Chapter 16.
Happy fun time,
Jervic
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By the time hed finally gotten around to opening his eyes, the wet feeling arrived. Unfortunately, it was one of the most uncomfortable wet feelings hed ever had and it gave the archmage ample incentive to leave the pool. His feet found purchase on the muddy bottom of the spring and with a great push, Elminster shot out of the pool.
The fact that his leap topped some thirty feet was noted. The sight of another pool rapidly getting closer made Elminsters foggy mind scream with an icy panic that bordered on hysteria. The mage offered up a quick prayer to Mystra, begging her forgiveness for whatever slight hed done her and asked that this watery grave would send him speedily to her side.
The prayer, such as it was, wasnt answered by the Lady of Mysteries, but by an auburn headed blur that impacted the Old Mage in the ribs hard enough to bruise. The wizards savior rolled with the tumble, and somehow ended up sitting on Elminsters stomach. A quick, but by no means complete inventory was made.
Two arms. Check.
A head and face. Check
Two legs. Check.
Breasts. No!
Elminster almost jumped up to dance with glee! He wasnt a woman! He was still a man! He was stillwait a minute. El let his hand drift down to inspect his lower anatomy and winced.
Damn it all! He was a woman! A woman without breasts!
Damn ye Ranma! Ye Rat Bastard! El hissed. Yeve turned me into another Lina Inverse!
And The Black Paw is up to Chapter 16.
Happy fun time,
Jervic