From the writer who wrote The Weakest Link and Midnight Pirouette, The Peculiar Case of the Countess Maria Contessa Alexia Anastasia von Hautkopft of Ulm and Her Birthday Present, a Sailor Moon/Nadia/Aristocats/Les Miserables crossover. To quote the author:
"The following is a mostly true parable of bad things happening to awful,
ill-mannered people. By the close of this story, a priceless painting
will be burned to a crisp, a nun will become shamelessly inebriated, the
Paris vice squad will be summoned, the country of Spain will be hideously
slandered, temporal logic will be viciously insulted, and an innocent
cat will be frozen solid and then desecrated. Regrettably, I do
not endorse these sordid events, I merely report them. Such is my fate.
How these vulgar circumstances came to pass is perhaps the most utterly
disturbing chapter in the life of one of our intrepid heroes, and thus
should be ignored completely. Please."
Very weird, but quite humorous.*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org
"The following is a mostly true parable of bad things happening to awful,
ill-mannered people. By the close of this story, a priceless painting
will be burned to a crisp, a nun will become shamelessly inebriated, the
Paris vice squad will be summoned, the country of Spain will be hideously
slandered, temporal logic will be viciously insulted, and an innocent
cat will be frozen solid and then desecrated. Regrettably, I do
not endorse these sordid events, I merely report them. Such is my fate.
How these vulgar circumstances came to pass is perhaps the most utterly
disturbing chapter in the life of one of our intrepid heroes, and thus
should be ignored completely. Please."
Very weird, but quite humorous.*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org