You know you've read too much Naruto fic when

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Since no one else had any additions for a list, a bit of more generaic Naruto humor awaits - in the form of an image in the sig on the third post in this thread called "Orochiwonka and the Candy Factory." It's hidden by a "spoiler" button as a courtesy to those with low bandwidth or something, but the title is above the button.
- CD
ETA: Thread title is NSFW, actual content is meh but it appears as the browser window name
ETA2: (back to the original subject) ... anytime there's a list of the Special Jounin, it takes a minute to realise that not listing "Baksuta Neshan" is in fact NOT a mistake. Likewise when the plot calls for a sealing expert or something to do with the Archives or Academy. SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows