What about singer girl's power-hungry pseudo-pacifist jerk cousin?
Actually, depending on how close you want to stick to the original, it might produce some interesting shades of characterization to make the singer not be an irritating bimbo.DHBirr
"Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Actually, depending on how close you want to stick to the original, it might produce some interesting shades of characterization to make the singer not be an irritating bimbo.DHBirr
"Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.