plotbunny at crunchtime

[Rieverre]

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Rikou likes Naruto likes Sakura likes Sasuke likes Tenten likes Neji likes... Rikou? *evil grin*

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That leaves us with the question of _why_ Neji would be attracted to the Human Barnacle.
And, assuming he did, would he be willing to help Hinata out with her training in the hope that she could snag Naruto from Rikou, leaving the poor girl crushed and paving the way for Valiant Knight Neji to comfort her ...
... comic interlude between two serious arcs - Hinata, by accident, gets hit with some sort of weird Genjutsu Rikou was trying to practice/create. It goes wrong, and Hina-chan spends the rest of the mini-arc competing for the affections of said spandex wearing kunoichi with her brother, subsequently freaking out most of the cast members when she decides to imitate her 'love's' favored method of displaying affection. Glomp, Hinata! Glomp! Add in Gai, ranting about the Burning Passion of Youth and how proud he is of his students, in the background.
-Griever
coming up with OOC plotlines since early 2002.
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm