Quote:Don't forget the easel and drying rack where she lovingly crafts explosive tags for her little nin-chan, the nightshade and foxgloves in the herb garden, or the little workshop behind the shed where she putters around making trap devices.
Oh, and I'm amused by the thought of Ninjaaaaaaa -Moms-... bento boxes delivered on the point of a flying kunai, antitoxins kept in their own corner of the spice rack, things like that.
What, did you think baby ninjas were found under a hitae-ate, or delivered by a stork summon?
(Hmmm, stork summon. That's be a good one, actually. And by way of traditional enimity it reminds me that Gai seems to have a contract with tortoises, based on the one that he poofed in on when Lee was fighting Sasuke. Heh - guess who the Boss Turtle is!)
Hmm. Kaasan-nin probably have a Wind technique instead of using vacuum cleaners or feather dusters (Fuuton: Jar of In-drawn Breath), a varient of ANBU rope-animation shibari (Ninpo: Dancing Cloth) that causes laundry to fold and stack itself after using Suiton: Tiny Cleansing Whirlpool on them, and of course the obvious cooking katons and the previously mentioned mop and rug-beater taijutsu styles. Then there's the dreaded lie-detection genjutsu, and the Mommy-Spit and Mommy-Kisses medical jutsu.
- CD Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, three cheers for Gamera! HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY! ... and Gamera is friend to all children, which means he too is enamoured of the GLORIOUS SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!
Edited becasue I went back to read it over after posting, and broke completely after that last line, just picturing Shuukaku vs. Kyuubi-no-Kitsune transformed Naruto and Gama Bunta, when suddenly up flies a spinning giant turtle shell with blue flames blasting out of th leg-holes...What, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
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