A Plot Bunny

[Aleh]

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Gaara and Rei will end up more normal... which means that Gaara won't get to kill people at first. I mean his demon powers kind of require human sacrifice to operate properly... its part of the contract. This means he'll be fairly normal for ninja stock until he starts offing people. Which means until that point he can get some real sleep. Sleeping while the demon powers are active is going to destroy his mind. That is why he got saner after Naruto beat him and his demon down. He got a nights sleep... real sleep for the first time in years. Maybe several while the demon was too weak to chew on his personality. This means he'll get more screwed up as a teenager, because hell start offing dark wizards. Since he'll have something to fall back on structure wise. A good home life. Power for sanity is a bad deal for the others in the area.

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Is that bit about requiring him to off people canon? Hell, is any of that canon? AAIRC, it isn't. The first sentence, however, is debatable. In the next few paragraphs after this little bit, I establish that the orphanage's front door is next to a temple in Nekomi, Japan (the other doors lead elsewhere -- London, Konoha, Tokyo-3...) and that I hired Nuku-nuku to help me mind the kids because no one else would take the job. Oh, and Gaara and Toushirou are randomly phasing back and forth between Sunagakure and Rukongai.

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Rekka Hanabishi, Flame of Recca... don't really know this one, but pyrokinetic ninja guy. Cant handle this part.

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Don't forget the fact that he's also a time-traveller and that his mother's a four-to-five-hundred-year-old immortal who has access to magical weapons.

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Toushirou Hitsugaya, Bleach... kinda useless. His powers took forever to gain. Cryokinetic powers in his soul. However he does provide access to Soul Slayer tech. So another ninja with a summonable sword.

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See above. Also, time "apparently" passes differently between Earth and Soul Society. In my tentative plot, the story of Bleach begins somewhere around Harry's fifth year.

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Robert Haydn, I'm guessing he is the celestial with gravity powers? From Law of Ueki? He won't have the gravity powers... I mean losing abilities everytime he strikes someone? Ick.

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You're right about the series, but wrong about the nature of his powers. Incidentally, his powers as a tenkaijin are not dependant on his powers and a noryoukusha -- even without counting those, he can... let's see... change his arm into a canon, summon a giant, metal-backed fist, summon a giant pick, turn his arm into a really big meat-cleaver, summon a big, walking mouth (kinda like a giant, cubical pac-man), turn his feet into what amount to jet-powered roller-skates, summon giant boxes from the ground, turn his arm into a giant whip, grow wings... oh, and then there's the ten-star jingi, which he can, admittedly, only use six times in his life, but it deserves its own category when you consider that it can pretty much destroy a building the size of Hogwarts in one shot.
Fortunately, only the one-star jingi (the canon) manifests without training...
So, even if he doesn't use his power to change ideals into reality (yes, that's his power), he's... somewhat of a handful.

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Rei is the real winner here. Rei will be a real girl, without the whole conspiracy mind set of 'I'm expendable'. Which means she'll be a girl with a forcefield and astral projection. With access to soul slayer tech. Which means shell get to access this kind thing as one that can freely ditch her body. If she randomly visits Harry shell be invisible. And able to track spirits which along with freaking the ghosts out (a reaper is wandering around that sends ghosts to the afterlife) shell get to see the great topee Voldymort. So she can club Wuss Man, might be clubbed with the ghost banishing hilt meaning a horecrux at random may be dragged off to hell. Explaining the missing horecrux later or maybe Wuss man gets dragged off to hell.. She'll also probably wear silver chains... as those are supposed to provide a guideline to her to get back while projecting.

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Actually, as I have it planned, she only gets the AT field out of that list. Toushirou is the only one with a soul-slayer, and yes, he does freak the Hogwarts ghosts out when he eventually visits.

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So ninja kids a plenty. Only Harry really can get into Hogwarts. Gaara is possessed, so half demon effectively to the wizards world. Rei and Robert arent even full blood humans. so know official dice. Bleach boy may qualify though. And Rei can attend invisible.

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Harry's going. Robert isn't human at all. Rei's staying at home. Rekka is going to be attending martial arts lessons at the Tendou Dojo. Toushirou is going to be busy studying. Gaara... I have plans for.

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First, manuals.... lots of manuals. Which means the unnamed guy is going to be training a lot. The neighbors will complain of explosions. Or get drunk and watch. Drunk people cheering on ninja kids amuses me.

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The neighbors are a buddhist temple in Nekomi with rather famous inhabitants. They will train. Three of the smaller inhabitants will join and help them. When Harry goes to Hogwarts, he'll be bringing a ninja "rat" as a "pet".
("I've looked it up! Even if a demoness decided to turn her into a midget human ninja, Nozomi is still legally a rat!")
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