Title: The New DADA Professor
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
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The man was stocky and grizzled, with receding grey hair and a cold gleam in his eyes.
"Good morning," he said, his voice low and even. "Professor Dumbledore has contracted me, and some ... associates ... to lend a hand. You've got a Dark Lord to worry about, and he wants you lot prepared to deal with his minions."
He stepped to the lectern, and opened a battered tome. "We'll begin with an inspirational reading, from a time when my associates and I dealt with a similar situation. In those days, the Black Company was in service to the Syndic of Beryl..."
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.