Random Acts of Silliness is the story of a poor, poor sod who gets turned into a tentacle demon in the middle of Sailor Moon Tokyo. The problem? Well... he's suicidal. And celibate.
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When asked why hed come back, his reply had been somewhat unexpected. I tell people that I have tentacles, and they just scoff. I show them my tentacles, with the very obvious phallic portions of them, and they get these huge, idiotic grins, pull up lawn chairs, and start ordering pizza and beer. I asked what the occasion was, and they said they were waiting for Spider Man to show up and beat the crap out of Doctor Octopus. He then shook his head disgustedly. I was born an American, and I cant help but sigh in shame. At least here you people have the sense to avoid me.