Quote:A few years ago my parents bought addtional lots to our family summer home. On this land was a house. House had a living room. On the living room floor was... a rug. A rug made out what can only be described as hundreds of skinned Elmos sewn together into a shag carpet.. minus the seems. So urban camoflag in the 1970's.
I challenge you to find a military application for Tickle-Me-Elmo-style talking plush toys, though. No, air-dropping them on enemy encampments to break their will does not count.
You can rig them with explosives... or as a detonator so if someone hits it or picks it up it blows them up with a Death Cry of 'That Tickles' followed by maniacal laughing. If you leave stuffed animals in the woods/battle zone someone will eventuall move it.
Furbies can be used as spies... but they aren't technically Tickle me Elmo style.
You can throw them grenade style behind people as a distraction... movement and voices behind something. That or tie them to a remote controled item so they speak in the background as ditractions. You can jam them into machery as a method of sabatoge. You can use them to smother people with them. You can burn them to make a smoke screen. You can probably use one as a silencer for a gun.
I'll stop now, because I'm off topic.