I don't know if I've mentioned this fic here before, but Unseen is a *REALLY* crazy Naruto fic that was just updated.
As a side note...
As a side note...
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Early in the morning on the day after he lost his arms, Orchimaru gets out of bed and walks over to his closet in his Metal Gear Solid 2 boxers, looking for something to wear.
It's okay if don't have arms, he thinks to himself, I can dress myself using my freakish tongue.
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Later, at breakfast, Orochimaru sits down and looks over his food.
It's okay if don't have arms, he thinks to himself, I can eat using my freakish tongue.
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Later, in the bathroom, Orochimaru finishes doing his business on the toilet, then looks at the roll of toilet paper.
It's okay if don't have arms, he thinks to himself, I can...
He suddenly looks down at the toilet, then back at the toilet paper, then up at the door, KABUTO! I need you for something!
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