Took some time to read the extant material, and now I know why I was looking for more. It grows the beard very quickly, resorting only to cliche to set up the situation, and leaves off at a "you can't stop there! Argh!" moment.
Dammit.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Dammit.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.