Not sure if this belongs here, but meh.

[Sweno]

that actually had me laughing out loud. Not an easy feat, as I have been trained by years of labs and cubical dwelling to remain as silent as possible.-Terry
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"in comes a man in cameo with a american flag, because american flags float around in the wilderness." - Mike Keon
Please Remember: People are stupid... Programers are people.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy