I have -pain- to share!

[Bob Schroeck]

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1) Doug
2) Vision
3) Tentacle Penis (overfiend)
4) La Blue Girl
5) Nuku Nuku
6) The professor from PPG
7) Shredder from VG Cats (SD, Gay, sub)
Frederic J. Krueger
9) Harry Potter
10) Maggie
11) Keiichi
12) Verthandi

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To misquote the Great Rabbit: "And don't think I don't appreciate this, because I don't!" And just be glad I don't tell Peggy about #10. She would have Words with you. And maybe Baseball Bats.
Okay, official disapproval out of the way. Now for the occasional small comment.

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5/10 (Nuku Nuku/Maggie)?

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Given that Maggie is a Dimensional Analogue of Peggy, I would assume that Maggie also suffers from Peggy's cat allergy. Thus this is doubly unlikely.

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A) This isn't a film about people. This isn't a film about pods. This is a film about tentacle trauma, Crow!

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Bits of tentacles and ichor everywhere. Very messy.

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A) Only if they were fighting in a pillow factory, or some other goose-down dispensary *nods sagely*

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What might 10 (Maggie) scream out at a moment of great passion?
A) Nunya. Nunya' damn business, or mine. 8 )

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Something dangerous. Anything Maggie screams is dangerous.

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and the nuku nuku wisdom theory is NOT GOOD.

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I'd like to note that this was second immediate objection to this madlibbed fic plot.
If you have to ask what my first immediate objection was, maybe you should be in another discussion forum.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03